Also, Jonathon Ross *was* an ICE trainer for a decade. It's not just "give ICE more money" but specifically, literally "pay Jonathon Ross more money and give him more people to train to shoot mothers in the face"

Can't believe an alien in a seth McFarlane cartoon learned that awards only mean things if you earn them before a sitting US president

“don’t give them what they want” they want to finish destroying reconstruction, they want to commit acts of racial terror at will, they want to destroy our way of life and our society. you’re the one giving them what they want, pussy

ICE must be abolished. It has become a lawless, rogue agency. Federal law enforcement agencies must follow the law, if they're going to have any credibility enforcing it. We are demanding justice for Renee Good and the prosecution of ICE agent Jonathan Ross for her murder.

she was directly asked about funding, not just Schumering unprompted online with “President Trump doesn’t want you to notice the cost of ICE’s face bullets could have bought you and your friiends a pizza party”

But it's not the same message. "De-fund (really, abolish) ICE" and "Train ICE better" are different solutions, and one of them isn't even that. They aren't rogue bc they're poorly trained, they're rogue bc they want to hurt people and can do so safely with the regime running cover for their cruelty

These walls that kept me safe

microblogging as a format was designed for posting pictures of your sandwich and jokes about jerking off. every time you try to make it do something else it degrades the core experience

Jordan Peterson:

It cannot be remembered enough that these were the same people who got worked up about drag brunches

the respectful chase his ass down en masse to scare him to death followed by immediate group moderation so no one lets their emotions get the better of them with a hundred cameras out sequence is genuinely the most the kids are alright i have ever felt

‘do not let perfection be the enemy of good. 😏’ what good? you all keep telling us yer candidate is a lesser evil. not a good: an evil.

As far as the great experiment that is the United States is concerned we have just about all the data we need and to put it in scientific terms EEEYIKES

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I'll say it: the right utensil for almost any meal is a spoon, and the exception is salad, where the right utensils are chopsticks

"conservatives are fucking children" is a triple entendre

My statement on Donald Trump's threat to deport me and his praise for Eric Adams, who the President "helped out" of legal accountability.

sorry i don’t think Zohran’s win indicates how state or national races will go. Zohran campaigned against unaffordable basic needs and an old pervert. problems that are unique to new york city and no where else in the country

Been thinking a lot lately about the intersections between propaganda working as intended, personal responsibility in determining what's true, and what they mean for being able (or unable) to rehab these people into informed citizens

you ever eat so much bread, you get epigenetic sense memories from the bread?

[born yesterday] so this middle east place isnt just hummus and camels. There's bad stuff too. Tough nut to crack

anyone who's gonna go "it sucks but you gotta win over people first, slowly build the case for rights" for trans people should tell me, without looking it up, when they think interracial marriage reached majority approval in america

People on dating apps say they want witty banter. They do not want that. What they mean by that is they want you to reference TV show phrases they recognize.

LAPD fired rubber bullets at Australian journalist @laurentomasi.bsky.social

had this stuck in my head all week

Tipping in America is a morally correct but inconvenient burden shouldered by customers that enables employers to avoid paying a living wage saying it is a baseline requisite to thank a 100k salary employee with a crisp 20 for doing their job IF it involves a burger, is bonkers

I take a girl home. We go to the bedroom. She takes off her clothes. “I don’t know how to use that,” I say. “I don’t think I can use that here. Hmm, I don’t want to do that right now.”

Do you know what day it is today? That's right, it's the 6th annual MINT JAMS DAY where you have to listen to Mint Jams by Casiopea at least once today. Your life and livelihood may depend on it but don't worry, it's only 36 minutes of your time. you'll thank me later www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GEI...

Pangolin

As Sun Tzu said, when your opponent is frantically slamming his dick in a car door it is wise to not interrupt him.

Clowns are born the same way that they get out of cars, and its horrific to watch

New horrific footage shows that Israel lied through its teeth about its massacre of paramedics and rescue workers. But still Western media outlets will keep treating Israeli lies as credible. Accessories to genocide 👇 www.owenjones.news/p/israel-lie...

Groimes oi Lorst in wiscornseen

Can anyone good at the economy tell me how much child labor in the Congo is worth in USD? They're being very withholding with the figures

I understand that there are fires rapidly approaching a lot of us right now, & we’re all limited on attention span but fuck. The deep sea is as precious an ecosystem as the national parks, but we understand them much less. Mining them is as ruinous as mining a national park. I’m sick about this.

If I was installing a fascist regime I would not be eagerly accelerating the rising cost of bread and circus. Maybe I'm just shit at planning a dictatorial rise to power. Skill issue perhaps

Seriously: arrest him. The governor should have state police arrest him and charge him with election fraud. Then immediately hold a press conference explaining you arrested someone for committing election fraud and will continue to do so. Just fucking arrest him already. You can actually do this

NO NOTES

Finally some good news

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A lib is just a conservative pretending to be above using slurs for 5 minutes

music dance experiences lead to arm biting every time. doesn't even have to be in the same room, but the beat is dropping and someone's getting chomped

we love to see animation winning, don't we folks

Don't you want to learn and grow? You can be better if you try. You won't, but you could