women 😵‍💫💕

🔮 it’s yuor duty to fuck the dyke cops wife at every possible opportunity until she leaves

bimbofication but it's just some women with a fashion sense dragging me to the mall to get new clothes and a makeover because they're annoyed at how bad i am at it

Tag teaming women with my clone

think i accidentally just ate my own ass

replying to my post without liking it feels like ur stabbing me just so u know

Okay tmi but I'm starting to realize that you all are more...what's a different and polite word for submissive? You all are that but are very freaky about it

there’s braille on the nipples

Sex is pvp enabled

could this technically still be considered donating your body to science

oh sure frankensteins monster can throw children into the river and he becomes a famous horror icon but when i do it its bad for business

good luck kitty

look what they did to the Overton window.

The real reason they are demolishing the east wing of the White House is so that they can sell the copper pipes for scrap.

Lord, forgive me.

oughhhgghhh...,

really all i want out of any kind of relationship, from friendships to partners, is just that someone is happier with me in their life than without. anything extra is a bonus worth cherishing.

"pulls out ur sounding rod like a beyblade ripcord*

My mistake, you are correct! I generated the file, but I did not give you a download link — let me go get it for you [pretends to walk down stairs behind couch]

thought about doing this as well but then realized i would put every woman character in S tier and men would get no higher than C tier maybe because im a stupid fucking lesbian

Tigers can imitate calls of other animals to lure prey into ambushes. Fun fact. You know where to find me for more lore. #monstergirl #oc #originalcharacter #grwm #redhead

"socially mono fiscally poly" is a recession indicator

women are out. women are in. she's out again she's in again she's thrusting omgomg hnggggggg

if the morning was “good” i would be grinding against a pretty girl in my bed right now instead of my plushie

You know who doesn't want to spend more time with you? Your mom.

and it really depends on the day for me

i think if enough people made fun of his neck he'd get plastic surgery bc he's so vain but then he'd die during the operation so making fun of his neck pussy is the way to defeat facism

what is bro doing

I see Peter Thiel trending, and it is with a heavy heart I must announce the lack of his demise

There are two areas of emerging research that change EVERYTHING about autism awareness... and I wish more people were talking about them... 1. A study found evidence to suggest that "mild" stress can trigger PTSD like symptoms in autistic brains

why is it so hard for ppl to let other ppl experience happiness and joy.. god forbid we are whimsical and joyful

crying at a tiktok saying they’re an adult who still likes ‘childish’ things like plushies and collectibles and cosy games for their inner child because they had to grow up too fast and it hit hard

Slumber Party

You can become a beautiful woman. It will take less than one gram of estrogen. It will take less than one thousand days. It will take less effort than you think. It will give more joy than you believe.

How to opt out of airport facial recognition … to the tune of Solidarity Forever?