release the evidence of wmds bill used to justify murdering hundreds of thousands of people in iraq

circling back to this to point out that the dragon in question had the power to cancel a mediocre late night show for a week

id put myself up against any shitposter. i have no concept of personal space

a lioness never crashes out on mane

Kill the clergy in your head

guys. pplease

Gonna say it: I hate the Reddit Vexillology people and what they have done to flags

i think everyone needs to get a lot less religious

pulling a baby out of someone and saying well THERES your problem!

"lets make a language that is incredibly slow to compile, that people make huge monolithic applications in, and then make a command line tool for people to manage their database that has to compile the entire application every single time" fuck you microsoft

More like a farter pack

ive always been an ibuprofen guy but im definitely switching to tylenol

too many Dumb Individuals on the Internet

its over. people are too stupid

people who are very obviously wrong and are like "no you all are just mad that im correct" will never not be funny to me

fortnightly cumming

god if you exist, make trump not funny

i'm howling???

DO YOU REMEMBER

cant wait for the Autism 2 nintendo direct announcement tomorrow

gm heterosexuals

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He piled upon the whore's white ass the sum of all the general lust and horny felt by his whole race from Adam down; and then, as if his cock had been a mortar, he burst his hot sack's load upon it.

guys? guys? they're on me? they're all over me? 3 of them? downed one? got a shotty? they're on top of me? i'm dead??? i'm so dead?? she's fucking me? she's fucking my face she's gkGKGKGJGKGKGK

there’s a scene in the new documentary where Elizabeth Taylor is talking about the stigma of AIDS and how she got involved in the movement and it’s fucking everything

where my quadrapeds at

Bluesky is just like the equivalent of sitting at the "kids" table during thanksgiving but all of us are adults

any trans women who are in to fallout get in contact with @puffyapple.bsky.social

I might play this as my alarm every morning for the next month

When you think of it, landback is corporatist and harmful bullshit which never should have been invented and any proper DemSoc movement should seek to abolish it.

you should buy a new shower head . no pressure .

thats actually crazy. they are just blocking all of the content from that account. no email or anything so i can appeal it

FDR won 42 states in 1932, it wasn't by pandering to Hoover voters. Then Republicans called him a socialist for 4 years. Then he ran for reelection and won 46 states

"Pat, why do you carry that ridiculous 600mm lens on long hikes?" Buddy, I can see mountains reflected in the eyes of a trailside pika.

More late summer gems from the North Cascades

Suppose'da castrate them when they're calves if you wanna eat them. This boi cums for a living. #winning

LIBERALS say they hate a well maintained LAWN because it takes too much WATER. well I think its because they want to EAT MY LAWN!!!!!

i'm jerky my beef

to some, this is actually the same or worse than being a terrorist

Now kiss...

if you aren’t being serious on blue sky dot app kill yourself

ungh.. im gonna riff… im gonna riff… ugh… ohh… aah… ooOH!! ITS COMING!!! IM RIIIIIIFFFFFFIIIIIINNNNNGGGGGG!!!!!!!

little bit of trivia about hulkfuckscar: i do not want to actually fuck cars

What’s more astonishing: 1) that the president clearly believes, and repeatedly suggests, that asylum seekers are people from mental asylums, or 2) that no journalist has ever challenged him on this and no mainstream media outlets have done any deep dives on this story?

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