[gets fired for being blackout drunk and barfing in the break room] this is a war on warriors

self proclaimed communist radical

honestly i believe if you think like this you should not exist

got so much canned heat in my heels dude...

a lot going on here

say what you will about Kim Jong Un but this is a more principled stance than anyone in the US government has ever taken on Israel, period. i hope a lot of liberals see this as an opportunity to reassess the alleged moral superiority of their chosen "lesser evil"

thank you for your input, self-professed fascist and known pedophile matt walsh

Repost if you support trans people and think we're neato

i often get this dark, evil urge to watch and review every film in the DCEU

every netflix show got the unnecessary straight character

a masochist whose girlfriend isn't a sadist she's just really really clumsy

help Kate and i'll beat your ass, if you're into that

help Kate or i'll beat your ass

they have yet to invent calipers for this physiognomy

wow that's so cool, can your money hug you like your dad didn't?

the amazing thing is that none of this loser's fans will have any idea why he keeps sephiroth posting about "plural systems pups" being sent to concentration camps, but if they do decide to look into it they'll find that a puppygirl shitposting account dunked on him and he had a breakdown about it

one way you can tell someone is successful is if you've never heard of them in any capacity outside of people making fun of them for thinking they're successful

this fuckin faggot dude

imagine being nostalgic for an older version of a store. "remember when shopping at corporate entity walmart looked different?" pathetic

jerkin my penis to the stock market ⓘ 𝘛𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘧 𝘣𝘦𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘱𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘳𝘨𝘢𝘯𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘢. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘴𝘱𝘪𝘤𝘪𝘰𝘶𝘴 𝘣𝘦𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘰𝘳

one thing i love about some of Tyler, the Creator's older stuff is how if a word didn't rhyme how he needed it to he would just fuck up the pronunciation until it did "Instantly put it on InstaGRUM and suplex her off a building if I get BUNned" deeply goofy

pulling up to work, putting in my earbuds, putting on my two song long playlist "Hip Hop Songs That Make Explicit Reference to The Son of Sam Killings"

what if they recovered all those deleted Hillary Clinton emails and it was just hundreds of Bad Dragon shipping confirmation emails

"Okay these terms are acceptable, if you sign here we'll reduce the counter-tarrifs- HOLY FUCK IS THAT 24 KARAT GOLD? I AM 'FREAKING OUT!'"

"Okay these terms are acceptable, if you sign here we'll reduce the counter-tarrifs- HOLY FUCK IS THAT 24 KARAT GOLD? I AM 'FREAKING OUT!'"

imaging Foreign Leaders, and everyone else, "freaking out" over Donald Trump's Nice Metal

lotta people on this app are posting from the other universe from Peacemaker

playing garfield kart with a small group of other lesbians this is way better than any other activity i could possibly be doing with them

not a good look jay

im type B, what are you all?

the New York mayoral race is so funny because it's just been nonstop news oscillating between "Mamdani's 'Don't Feed Children to Sewer Alligators' stance is popular with voters... But is it feasible?" and "New York mayoral hopeful Babytoucher Pervertfreak to drop out in shame"

Republicans are like "Democrats are all TRANSGENDER FEMINIST SATANISTS who LOVE ABORTIONS and GAY SEX and COMMUNISM!" and then Democrats are like "Republicans are all GAY DRUG ADDICTED COMMUNISTS who are DESTROYING AMERICA" and both of those options sound cool but apparently they're not like that

(Liberal with "Ally" in bio voice) "Donald J. Trump? More like Donald GAY Trump, because he is ontologically evil and gay also."

liberals love to say shit like "Donald Trump is evil because he's GAY for Putin and he SUCKS his GAY FAGGOT COCK in GAY PRESIDENT HELL" and then if anyone says "this is kind of homophobic" they go "Oh so you LOVE Donald Trump the BIG GAY" what's going on

you don't even have scratch liberals to see fascists bleed anymore, they just stand in the town square and publicly open a major artery in front of everyone

this is about slavery. if anyone was curious

so lucky to be born on the "Person" side of the line and not the "Parasite" side of the line! this was mandated by god, or something. anyone who does not agree with my Person/Parasite lines is a radical terrorist

NEVER see a psychiatrist, it's a fucking scam. that stupid freak just kept showing me ink paintings of my parents fighting. like, hello, i already know what THAT looks like, dumbass

shoutout to all my other proud sluts

I fell in love with the Perc I used to eat dirt

Me when someone counters my game winning combo line at the commander table.

me when my asshole friend steals my star in mario party

this dude can suck skin off my dick

i hope Paddy Postwhite never takes his meds his posts are amazing

>cannot sleep >insanely tired >thought "go to sleep or i'll kill you" >?????? am i stupid

KEEP POSTING. KEEP POSTING. DO NOT STOP. PLEASE SWEET FUCK

asked the local wizard if she wanted to ponder my orbs and she cursed me wtf

i cannot stress enough that the whole "all anarchists are feds/all MLs are feds" bullshit ONLY exists on the internet. go out and engage with leftist movements in your area. anarchists and MLs just work together like normal people in real life. you live in idiot computer world

"all anarchists are feds" is just "all leftists are russian bots" but for leftists. people should be normal i think

i think if you're on the city council and you decide to change the bus route and don't change it on the website or tell anyone you should die