In my America, there will be no shortage of shady online retailers where you can pay $40 to have a retired doctor prescribe you any drug known to man

i know i'm late but Egypt gave up 3 goals in like 17 minutes that game was not stolen from them

EGYPT IS LOSING???? what the fuck happened

Belgium head coach Rudi Garcia says that US forward Folarin Balogun approached him after the final whistle. "I told him it is not his fault, he’s not the one to blame. I really appreciate the intention and I appreciate this player."

a lot of serious soccer people on this app are acting like we are crazy for thinking the USMNT simply isn't talented enough to be great internationally right now and it's very weird to me bc that is just an objectively true thing

i don't even know who to blame that on, could definitely be Poch and the staff but that felt like the players just wanted nothing to do it

i wasted edibles on a monday night for that shit i'm so mad bro

La résponse imprévue, by René Magritte, 1933, 📸 by Robert Gauthier

man that sucked lol. just an all time kick in the dick performance from a team who specializes in those exact performances in the world cup

i can't sit still and my puppy hates me right now more than anyone has hated anything

haven’t seen America this thoroughly embarrassed on the world stage since we lost that war we started with Iran like 3 weeks ago

we've blown every world cup we've ever been in and every time people are like this is the wasted chance to grow soccer in america and every time the world cup comes back around we all are insanely rooting for them. why would this be any different? because it was here?

like what if we're better four years from now? we aren't gonna get behind that team bc this one went out sad? that's not how the world cup works

King Leopold II looking up with a smile on his face tonight smh.

i disagree. assuming they qualify, the next world cup we're all gonna do the same exact thing we did this world cup and all the previous ones they went out sad in. that's how football works.

Until we address the fact most talented soccer players in the US can’t afford to compete because club and travel teams have snuffed rec/school ball out, this is probably going to keep happening.

The Supreme Court has ruled 6-3 to vacate the results of this match and declare USA the winner.

now rooting for Messi to get 2 just to embarrass Ronaldo even more

Christian Pulisic is a good player on a decent European club team. if he is the best player your nation has you are fucked. this is where we're at right now

somehow that performance was this embarrassing

i at least am high and full so things could be worse

*turns air conditioner down to 69 degrees Fahrenheit* Ah, at least this is nice.

I'm so disillusioned, I almost don't even care who gets the FIFA Peace Prize next year

We're more of a women's soccer school

once you accept that we just aren't that good this becomes much easier to deal with. we lost exactly when we were supposed to.

RIP CUM

i wish we were playing a team that actually could win the world cup that would been hilarious instead of just sad

stupidest possible outcome is that belgium just beats the shit out of the usa and wins like 5-1 despite all the shenanigans so that's probably what we're getting.

it appears they’ve turned this waffle house into a waffle home

Spain is gonna put Belgium in a wood chipper and that will officially let us now how far away we are from any chance at winning this

they fucked us up like 2 months ago this should not be surprising tbh

I should not be cackling at my national team's striker turning a 1v1 into a shot straight into the goalie's chest but here we are

why were we acting like Balogun was R9? i also am guilty of this

(I have no feelings with the US Team) but if I did I also cannot be hurt because I has to watch 2022-2025 with Lewis 😩

YEP PARTICULARLY AFTER LAST SEASON

this can't hurt me i watch Tottenham every weekend

Just not the sport for this lot, I fear

The white house jokes are funny but they were always going to get rocked when they ran into a good team, it's what they do

Belgium was just pretending to be mad about Balogun they didn't give a shit they didn't even start their best 11 lmao

Seems bad that the U.S. is losing and belgiums best players are coming on.

this is the worst Belgium squad in years and we are getting skull fucked we are not close to being good brothers

honestly if i didn't want them to win this would be the funniest performance of all time but instead im just annoyed. it's so bad though it's becoming funny, like when you tell the same joke too many times

Tim Howard isn't agile anymore?

he said

Damn, everything he touches just disintegrates. At this point, it’s impressive.

Team going out like Graham Platner right now smh

what else can you do but laugh honestly

just fold the whole program that's the most embarrassing shit i've ever seen