random thought ive had for weeks: a version of “Virtua Cop” where Buffalo Springfield gently warns you when bad guys appear

[Random Towns Bot voice]: Enumclaw, Washington (pop. 13,173)

Experimental post: The Inevitable March of Time From the moment of this post, Super Mario Bros. is now closer to World War II than it is to the present day.

What movie do you consider "perfect"?

what if Schrödinger's cat, but it dies every time it's observed?

The state of Iowa was no stranger to staged train wrecks, being home to "Head-On" Joe Connolly, the most prolific train-crasher in history, who staged both the first and last of his 73 for-profit wrecks in Des Moines and is apocryphally credited with saving the Iowa State Fair from bankruptcy.

This is a Heisman winner 7 years into CFB26 dynasty.

ordinary or partial? linear or nonlinear? empirically or numerically?

I guess only Georgia Tech was made in God's name, image, and likeness today

Metalheads post a perfect record from the 90s that wasn't a Seattle grunge band

Much like "crab", industrial music is constantly re-evolving from first principles basically anywhere where there's a bunch of metal and plastic laying about

can't wait till the High Plains Grifters get their title shot next Wrestlemania

"This was Lieutenant Scheisskopf’s finest hour. He won the parade, of course, hands down, obtaining permanent possession of the red pennant... Lieutenant Scheisskopf was made First Lieutenant on the spot and began his rapid rise through the ranks." -Joseph Heller, Catch-22

Ruin a book by inserting Tom Clancy into the title The Story of Tom Clancy's O

a name you expect at Athletic Club or Real Sociedad, not Colorado State

me when they threaten me with increased influence and responsibility:

Snoop Dogg says he’s 'scared to go to the movies now' because of the sexualized atrocities committed in 'Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom' "We're watching it ... my grandson is like, 'Papa Snoop, why'd they eat poop at the wedding?' ... I didn't come here for this shit"

if only this could have happened in the Busch Grand National series

We must increase bands. Sheep of God, fka Burn the Pope.

first principles, clarice. simplicity. read marcus aurelius. of each particular thing ask: what is it in itself? what is its nature? what does he do, this man you seek?

reskeet with a tweet you still think about

WHY HAS BROCK BEEN AWAY AGAIN!?!!? EXPLAIN WHY….

the decision came down to a pair of industrial covers of Queen songs, but this one's much more fun than Laibach doing One Vision

perfect unsettling lights-out intro, start flashing strobes as the guitar comes into focus, then hit a spotlight to the bullpen door as the drums kick in for a long, heavy walk.

movie that's set closest to the equations you study

i hate that it's positioned itself adjacent to a handful of my interests so it takes constant work to curate any algorithmic recommendations i'm exposed to

of course i was furious at first. but, when those weird little slaves performed that musical number about my son's irredeemable character flaw (loves taffy in an annoying way), i had to admit.. it was pretty funny how he got gruesomely pulled apart by wonka's fantaffically daffy taffy contraption

meanwhile, in the frozen wastes in the lower levels of dante's inferno reserved for betrayers:

For two straight years NJPW has left the king of the G1 Climax out of the tournament, and we can’t stand it anymore. BRUISER and BIG EGG proudly present YANO SEASON, a celebration of the trickster god of Japanese wrestling from @colettearrand.bsky.social www.bruisermag.com/arrand_yanos...

so which Hogan sycophant are they gonna bury alive in his pyramid to accompany him on his journey to hell: Jimmy Hart, Eric Bischoff, the Bruti, or Brian Knobbs?

"well, if 7-9pm on tuesdays and thursdays doesn't work for you, how about 8:00 to 8:15 on wednesdays only" -dem congressional leadership when a centrist balks

Ozzy is one of like 3 people in Decline of Western Civilization Part 2 that comes off as a decent human being and I always love the scene where Penelope Spheeris interviews him making breakfast while he explains the ups and downs of the business.

My hot take is algorithms for social media needs to be banned and we gotta go back to when the feed was just friends

o/u 6 months on a battery fire burning it to the ground?

when knoxville gave the camera a knowing wink, you were 5 seconds away from somebody catching the nut shot of a lifetime. when gillis gives the camera a knowing wink, it's "both of us know i'd like to use a slur here"

finally, we see another sport's "can they do it on a cold rainy Wednesday night in Stoke?"

it's not so much that jay needs to go to an ivy, it's that the ivies need jay. vote dartmouth!

setting up a gulag for beavers after automating away their jobs

i don’t practice trans sharia i aint got no crystal ball

ok new york you earned a week of talking about bodegas like they're not just a corner store

this is the face of a man who said "this edible ain't shit" at least 5 times the night before