i can drive to ~95% of addresses in a 600k population county without having to look at a map, and it's been a decade since i lived there

mitch saw this and got right to the shahada

A preview of what’s to come

4 minutes is merciful, the absolute minimum added time in a pausa de hidratacion world. ref's sick of this shit too

I should not be cackling at my national team's striker turning a 1v1 into a shot straight into the goalie's chest but here we are

somebody get the flag facepaint bros a couple paper bags and a sharpie

I wish this game was in Philly, at least the team would be getting pelted with batteries now

I was gonna say "I can't believe we're letting Leandro Trossard and the Supremes do this to us" but then I remembered who I'm watching

Even if we get through Belgium this first 10 minutes answers"Why not us?"

"we were 35 minutes in at the Azteca at the edge of the penalty area when the drugs began to take hold"

Big Sam update:

Sam Allardyce rn:

Pickford caught the Holy Ghost tonight, huh

Neymar gets the Make-a-Wish treatment

they s'posed to be Brazil

Blessings to the person who referred to Haaland as “Norwegian megafauna”.

This is the decision that ruined the pristine moral credibility of FIFA 💔

Confederate solider was shot here Humboldt, KS

if Puyol didn't get HI MAY I HEP YOU'd we have all failed him.

shomurodov sure sounds like a transliteration of shmurda to me

this Türkiye win was for Eric Adams 🇹🇷

i hear he's this guy's cousin

"everyone gets everything he wants. i wanted a mission, and for my sins they gave me one. brought it up to me like room service." -bk

Muppet Foucault's Pendulum may not be the Muppeting we need but it's the Muppeting we deserve.

Griselda x FIFA Rebel

James Joyce is gonna read this and come back from the dead so he can publish Finnegan's Wake 2 out of sheer spite.

🎶Raining blood From a lacerated sky🎶

at least a half dozen of these just from people running into the nearest convenience store and sticking their hands in the cash register. gonna be the summer of the Funk Flex Defense in the municipal courts

"you know, the thing that would really improve public health is if we quit doing all those things we started doing in food and medicine right around the time you started seeing way less of those cute little kid-sized headstones in all the cemeteries"

I am a real american turn of the lights of every man

a centurion season, and a team that would be absolute cinema to watch (31 goal involvements from Jay-Jay Okocha would be worth the price of admission on its own)

i knew this team was gonna put up polarizing results but i didn't expect it to take till the final day of the season to record a draw.

not bad for starting newcastle 2016->bournemouth 2014

at least a half dozen of these just from people running into the nearest convenience store and sticking their hands in the cash register. gonna be the summer of the Funk Flex Defense in the municipal courts

Zygmund, Calderon, and Cohen have got to be rolling in their graves.

Who is Moondog Spot

i can't wait till i have a truly outstanding run of this going and roll '00s Royals to ruin my game and my personal memories of baseball

now we see what it takes to make James Harden a legend (who are we kidding, 0 for 27 comes for us all)

74-8 starting with 2010s Wizards feels like a minor miracle www.82-0.com/share?id=v3c...

straits keep taking away the focus from pride

USMNT x Off-White, $8000

there's a mathematical analysis book with a little biographical blurb at the end of each chapter about one of the mathematicians responsible for the ideas covered in the chapter. iirc most of those blurbs end with "and he died in X camp".

Once again: German universities were the envy of the world before the Nazis rose to power and took an ideological wrecking ball to the entire enterprise. If you want to know how long it took for German universities to recover… they haven’t.

Even before the family sold out and the franchising company drove quality into the dirt, Lamar's glazed was the middest of mid.

Quote with a fictional band that is not Spinal Tap