Merry Christmas Wrestlesky! 🤼

i saw this post while listening to random euro trash Qobuz promoted at me

Alexa, play Ligeti's Requiem

Sooner Club 3: DUB Edition

This studio awards-season email is really matching the current mood in a way I’m not sure they intended.

so if we turn this into a casus belli, this can also apply to *checks notes* almost every single ally of ours in the middle east, indonesia, russia, and a bunch of post-soviet republics in the caucasus

somebody had to be the face of the OVO collab and there's nobody more qualified

somebody else sent his troops to a Russian campaign with no winter gear because sending winter gear would depress morale during the summer invasion

hold up, there's satanic country music now? i thought the only thing they had in common with black metal was way too many open racists

a "we hold bitcoin, therefore you should value us at a >1 multiple of our bitcoin holdings" scam company is collapsing?

"let's make college sports, and football specifically, about honor for the first time in their entire history" is a hell of a proposal, good luck with that

this makes LSU Captain Save-a-Lane

Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to P-Funk Dethklok Bone Thugs-n-Harmony Frankie Knuckles Tool

idk, the "innovation lag" bit seems like it's been on the phone makers' end for at least the last decade

Dominus vobiscum et cum spiritu tuo Don't you eat my sleazy pancakes just for Saintly Alfonzo They're so light and fluffy white, we'll raise a fortune by tonight

yeah, but Paul Allen...

you know, "Hit the Rhoades, Mack" was right there for a headline

me when i heard they were putting a Famous Dave's in the Power and Light District:

James Earl Jones, best known for appearing as Lt. Lothar Zogg, the B-52 bombardier in Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964)

kinda unfair that we got The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald by Gordon Lightfoot within a year after the tragedy, meanwhile 9/11 gave us like 20 years of absolute dogshit country music

great day for the legal theory of "not guilty if it's funny enough"

watch out 2003 Wichita nightlife, here comes @ahamm.bsky.social

"To anyone who questioned the effectiveness of the loyalty oaths, he replied that people who really did owe allegiance to their country would be proud to pledge it as often as he forced them to." -Joseph Heller, Catch-22

I entirely forgot that I made this anti-ASMR video (Sound warning headphones users)

what have i become? a lousy dad every son of mine has a name that is bad and then they beat me up im on high alert i wont name you sue i will name you….kurt

"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults - Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe - living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over 10 seasons.

the only Opus Dei that should be allowed to exist

friendly reminder that you need to meshuggah

Gravy SEALs are real???

Mexican luchador Charro Negro being helped by a fan to avoid being eliminated touching the floor during a Battle Royal match. 🤼

popeyes would be downright polite compared to the church's i used to go to

portland frog you smoke too tough. your swag too different. your rubber suit is too bad. they’ll kill you portland frog

read "Carcass on track" as I was skimming past and thought y'all were getting a great metal show

it's spooky season and you know what that means!!!

random thought ive had for weeks: a version of “Virtua Cop” where Buffalo Springfield gently warns you when bad guys appear

[Random Towns Bot voice]: Enumclaw, Washington (pop. 13,173)

Experimental post: The Inevitable March of Time From the moment of this post, Super Mario Bros. is now closer to World War II than it is to the present day.

What movie do you consider "perfect"?

what if Schrödinger's cat, but it dies every time it's observed?

The state of Iowa was no stranger to staged train wrecks, being home to "Head-On" Joe Connolly, the most prolific train-crasher in history, who staged both the first and last of his 73 for-profit wrecks in Des Moines and is apocryphally credited with saving the Iowa State Fair from bankruptcy.