2026 basically

when life gives you demons, make demonade

"i'm livin' life with some burdensome teammates" -prop joe on ozempic

Whoever figures out how to sterilize milk will be so famous they’ll probably name the process after them.

the second-most likely place for him to be tbh what's the first? well, with the amount of vehicular crimes he's committed over the years, I'd expect to see him at the university of georgia's football facility

i really am having trouble grasping the extent to which our entire culture has been shaped by the guys in salo

not in my fifties but i sure as hell let youtube help radicalize me into cheap-but-meticulous coffee and stereo

every time i see a white guy in their fifties radicalized by the twitter algorithm into racism and extremism i think about how it's a total failure of the youtube algorithm to instead radicalize him into home brewing, elaborate A/V setups, or DIY solar

This interview is very funny. www.thenation.com/article/soci...

speaking as a veteran of the death of rock music (they were 10-15 years ahead of the rappers on this because 2000s radio rock was so far up its own ass), there is so much more good rock and metal within reach now than there was at its peak, but it doesn't just come to me without me looking a bit.

lemme go put $50 on Northwestern 2027

Quote this with a movie you'd rate a perfect 10/10

the modern era of college football to me is just like a story I know called "The Puppy Who Lost His Way"

In the interest of good journalism, this man later admitted he’s actually an Iowa State fan

did Rembrandt paint her too or is that just a Butthole Surfers thing?

2026 is the year of the what? (🐎)

michael irvin is completely naked, thats why the camera isnt cutting to him

Sickos announce plans to rob @ahamm.bsky.social for his press-box wardrobe

What's everyone's favorite Avatar quote? Mine is:

dear ESPN, please just think about how many people watch "transfer rumor" programming and content every june-august and january.

Merry Christmas Wrestlesky! 🤼

i saw this post while listening to random euro trash Qobuz promoted at me

Alexa, play Ligeti's Requiem

Sooner Club 3: DUB Edition

This studio awards-season email is really matching the current mood in a way I’m not sure they intended.

so if we turn this into a casus belli, this can also apply to *checks notes* almost every single ally of ours in the middle east, indonesia, russia, and a bunch of post-soviet republics in the caucasus

somebody had to be the face of the OVO collab and there's nobody more qualified

somebody else sent his troops to a Russian campaign with no winter gear because sending winter gear would depress morale during the summer invasion

hold up, there's satanic country music now? i thought the only thing they had in common with black metal was way too many open racists

a "we hold bitcoin, therefore you should value us at a >1 multiple of our bitcoin holdings" scam company is collapsing?

"let's make college sports, and football specifically, about honor for the first time in their entire history" is a hell of a proposal, good luck with that

this makes LSU Captain Save-a-Lane

Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to P-Funk Dethklok Bone Thugs-n-Harmony Frankie Knuckles Tool

idk, the "innovation lag" bit seems like it's been on the phone makers' end for at least the last decade

Dominus vobiscum et cum spiritu tuo Don't you eat my sleazy pancakes just for Saintly Alfonzo They're so light and fluffy white, we'll raise a fortune by tonight

yeah, but Paul Allen...

MTG should have to go give scared straight lectures at high schools about looking at your phone too much

you know, "Hit the Rhoades, Mack" was right there for a headline

me when i heard they were putting a Famous Dave's in the Power and Light District:

James Earl Jones, best known for appearing as Lt. Lothar Zogg, the B-52 bombardier in Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964)