My #SuperlativeCannedGoo tweet from the old place is making rounds again. Support co-op cranberry growers!

Kirill Kaprizov gets the OT winner for the Wild

Vikes, buddy.

Rats have begun leaving the ship. To recognize what that says about the ship's future has nothing to do with Handing It To the rats

Troy Parrott. Echos of Robbie Keane's goal against Germany in 2002. What a moment. #COYBIG 🇮🇪

Shouts to Troy Parrott, man. What an insane week for the former Spurs striker.

She’s lying, of course, but it is noteworthy that the feels like she has to lie and say these things. She’s a weathervane and this is a sign of the way the wind is blowing.

Fun fact: Cooper Flagg has played 441 minutes for the Mavs this season, more than Anthony Davis has in his Mavs career (415).

I'm boosting Maggie's gofundme in honor of the wolves nailing prince night. I'm sure she's legit levitating, but still needs help. She is probably the only reason "big dumper" became a joyful exclamation and I'm not even really exaggerating.

art

It's fantastic outside btw.

hey @nba.com see how the Minnesota team isn't in the Northwest part

WEMBY

Warriors-Spurs 👀👀👀

oof, Gophs. That blows but call on the field won that.

Camera operator, either you blew that or your position sucks.

Gophers not dead yet!

RG3 lmaoooo

Oh this Clemson-Louisville ending is proper stupid.

Trouble with the snap, you say?

wvu was down three to duke when this happened and is now up by ten

music.nintendo.com/shared/en-US... a bop

Whatever Trump is desperately covering up about Epstein, it’s clearly so bad that he thinks it could destroy him

might actually watch more football tomorrow, cool

Broke 70 in Des Moines today, which is wild.

"What need have I of all your sacrifices?" says the Lord... Bring no more vain offerings. Incense is offensive to Me... Learn to do good. Seek justice. Aid the oppressed. Uphold the rights of the orphan. Plead for the widow." Isaiah 1.11 to 17

Welcome to Iowa.

Playing the 3am or 4am Animal Crossing music in a room full of people to see who perks up from familiarity and thereby identify the true sickos

I'm not terribly good with a hammer but I also am smart enough to not publish a video of myself not being good with a hammer to my millions of followers on social media.

I never do this, but I really don't need to hear more about that stupid NYT story.

Honestly don't have enough Des Moines mutuals on here for this to be a problem (other than @piggenres.bsky.social who I somehow still haven't run into despite many years of mutual status). More interesting in other places!

What in the NFL/CFL crossover is that score

Finch having strong takes on the court colors is wonderful.

Lots of folks captioning aurora photos like "for a few minutes we didn't think about politics" guess I'm built different, every time I'm out trying to see night sky stuff I frequently think about how much light pollution is entirely preventable with just a tiny bit of regulation

This is fair; I appreciate that they have mostly dispatched bad teams with the appropriate vigor. They got swept by the Wizards a couple years ago!

Minnesotans, if any of you want an excuse to go to a meat raffle for a good cause and also an excuse to travel to Louisville, here you go!

Don’t break the picket line!

we gotta clear some room on the shelf so For a decent starter Ultramarines squad painted by YOURS TRULY and wants to donate some money to the Atlanta Community Food Bank, DM me I'll give it all to them and ship some blue boys your way. (This is about $650 worth of stuff so let's start there)

This makes Apple TV+ phenomenal value for those of us who enjoy both F1 and MLS without any extra steps at all.

Got my $20 off one bill and $10 off six months of my YTTV, so that's cool.

Talking to people way smarter than me about the things I enjoy is, no bullshit, the best part of my job. So thanks to the folks who talked to me about why Magic’s starting to look like a Fortnite lobby and what this means for the long term health of the game

Sriracha bacon cream cheese >>>>>>>>

So the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social yesterat was one of those moments that remind me I'm slightly younger than some of the Bluesky commentariat and/or consumed different media. I have zero frame of reference for TMNT whatsoever.

Is this representation?

You just know that “Did Women Ruin the Workplace?” bit would have done NUMBERS in this little clique

Nice people are sprucing up my yard, and they wouldn’t appreciate my help. Noted.

Watching Sabres-Mammoth because I don't need to watch the Thunder eviscerate another team until I'm required to.