Can't talk babe, I'm at the trough of a 30-year white supremacist cycle.

No, I mean like oral sex. This is an AI picture of a smiling dreidel.

We broke our 200 year streak but we still love each other.

Being unemployed is wild. You can watch a 3-hour video essay on your coworker and only pause when the host mentions that you're not around anymore.

Well we gave him McDonald's!

Keep trying to make poosay happen. They can't get us all

RIP Hunter S. Thompson you would have loved football

Me: FOMO's a trap, you know? Just focus on the good you can do when you can do it, I say. Margot from Ray Bradbury's 𝘈𝘭𝘭 𝘚𝘶𝘮𝘮𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘯 𝘢 𝘋𝘢𝘺: Uh-huh.

Thank god Bluesky added the 'search this profile' function. Now I can easily find the origin of my tulpa: Beezintha Trap.

"I just think some people should be excluded from our society." Ok, I exclude you then. "Wait no-"

America first? No, new wars!

I went to the zoo once. Saw this thing called an amteater(?) More than enough for me.

M O U T H F E E L

I saw Dana Carvey in a Whole Foods when I was 7. He got down on one knee and said I AM AND ALL ARE WE without using his mouth.

If one more white teen in a snap back challenges me to a dance battle I will make pourus the divide between man and beast.

Stop putting pod people in the pods! #loveisblind

robogirl bimbofication but it's just getting emulated onto a platform that is two operating systems behind and using ddr3

Gold: Solid gift. Give the impoverished could hard cash, no questions asked. No notes. 10/10 Frankincense: Thoughtful. He's going to be a religious leader, so he's gonna need incense. 8/10 Myrrh: Embalming resin. For a baby. A baby destined to come back to life and live forever. 0/10

Describe your Bluesky account in a single image.

i dont get strip clubs. who wants to be horny in public around strangers

My doctor says I'm no longer allowed to correlate.

I know my phone is watching/listening because a man who looked like he was melting advised I take "divine probiotics," and it changed my location to Montana.

Boxing Day celebrates the time Anthony Joshua obliterated Jake Paul's jaw.

Never meat your enemies

Well, the weather outside is frightful but the fire is so delightful and we've really no place to go and she's touching his chest, now he takes off her dress now I just can't look, It's killing me! Let it Snow Let it Snow Let it Snow!

Boldog Karácsonyt

He asks, "Angolul?" I say, "Igen, yes, but I'm tryna practice." He says, "You're not Hungarian?" I say, "No, I'm American." He laughs and points to himself, "Brazilian! What are you doing here?" I say, "Brother, what are YOU doing here?" He laughs for about 2 minutes.

i speak french to men, korean to my cats and in ultimatums to God

Lin Manuel Miranda at a fucking Briss, I shit you not.

Where are the hoes at this damn parade?

Hell yeah Hungarian-style

Grubber's a tough thing to verify. Friends, however...

*wiping blood from my lower lip* Heh Pretty good for an INFP.

Traitor Joe's Weed got me hearing voices.

Before we accept your application to our policule, can you do the dishes?

Sometimes, you promise to leave the venue after 𝘓𝘪𝘯 𝘔𝘢𝘯𝘶𝘦𝘭 𝘔𝘪𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘢 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘴 𝘛𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘔𝘦 𝘛𝘰 𝘊𝘩𝘶𝘳𝘤𝘩 only for 𝘋𝘪𝘮 𝘚𝘶𝘮 41 to set up right after.

Heh. *wipes blood from mouth* Pretty tough for a INTJ.

A witch cast Slow Burn Himbofication on me last week. I meant to look it up, but research like that interests me less and less these days.

They don't call it 'pig cheese' cuz it ain't got a badge, son. Drink up.

Thinking bout that dog that hasn't barked

The Spirit Horse looks like it feels like Bart Simpson, and you people LOVE it.

I would find you in any lifetime (threatening)

They threw a brick at my head at mach fuck, do you carry ibuprofen?

Canceled my yearly DnD game once my players started choosing classes. Keep your politics out of my game.

Mamdani is going to implement Saminamina Law. Wacka Wacka Eyyay. It's time for Africa.

Quirked? Certainly. That I won't deny. Young, too. White, even. But even so - you cannot deny the degree to which he busted it. Down and in a plainly sexual style. None of that is up for debate. What is up for debate is if he is braised in the greatest sauce of all time.

Calling into work hopeful.

Columbus Day: -problematic -not American -celebrates Italians -no gabagool Soprano Day: -American -celebrates Italians -still problematic -gabagool Zohran, please, I'm begging you.