you are required you let the mcdonald's apple pie slide out of the box directly into your mouth

the therapist trying to fuck bruce in knightfall is INSANE

why is nikki minaj at the un

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i will never not read it me-files

the chaotix weren't in sonic 06 because they would've handled it

In somewhat good news, today the state department website has changed the answer to this question to defer to ICAO policy. Sources still tell me that there is some appetite for invalidation/reversion of passports issued under the injunction, but this message will be welcome to many trans people.

I HAD ONE POST HIT 600 LIKES AND NOW ANOTHER HAS ESCAPED CONTAINMENT AAAAAAHHHHH

Gender...

Daddy build coming along nicely

sonic colors with the wii remote is peak

reminder: insurrection is the best star trek movie

Morning.

i genuinely didnt expect this to work

clearly the best way for she-hulk to keep the peace on sakaar is to marry hiro-kala's five widows. clearly. please? please marvel? PLEASE

being a super villain wouldve solved so many of kaibas problems

rising tide being a bonus track on the deluxe version of cape cod blows my mind. its easily one of her best songs and cape cod is lesser without it. like, imagine collxtion without bitch?? its incomplete!

OKABE WAS EIGHTEEN!?

nintendo should bring miiverse back

yeessss im at tabula rasa. this episode burned itself into my mind as a child

*darkseid arrives on the watchtower* superman: oo a workout

JEREMY JORDAN HAS A BAND!? youtu.be/NPKj95_U_Ds?...

WHAT DO TOU MEAN MR MARBLES IS DYING

2024: megumi meets izumi kurabe 2025: izumi kurabe loses a battle and is severely injured 1985: megumi is told that izumi lost his memories and became juro kurabe THIS GAME DOES NOT UNDERSTAND LINEAR TIME

YEAH I DONT FUCKIN BELIEVE THEM

i wanna play a nintendo party game 😭😭😭

imagine if anthony padilla came back to smosh and was basically never in a video

now that i can eat lettuce i finally had a crunchwrap supreme. yall that shit is ass

when is someone gonna wife me >:[

my copy of sonic colors for wii arrives today. we'll see if its actually that much better or if people just hate ultimate for no reason

Men are embarrassing.

sonic forces needs an ultra hard mode

time to watch cleaning youtube in my messy apartment 💅🏻 ✌🏻 😘

sawdust is the second best killers album

if these cookies are elves, does that make this dookie

boost is just proof the people want spin dash back

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i gotta pee

Did some sashiko-style mending on these jeans! A patch from a less-salvagable pair is reinforcing behind the hole. True sashiko thread is cotton, but rules are fake so I use Guterman upholstery thread because it's much stronger. #sewing #sewsky

i think this is the first game where the drop dash actually feels like a natural part of the moveset for me

im playing forces with the overclocked mod so far, the good: sonic levels are dope the bad: the story. and spider-hedgehog

WHY IS CLASSIC SONIC HERE

WHY IS SILVER IN FORCES

thank you tylenol for enabling humanity to do what sega wont

THE THINGS WE DO FOR LESBIANS

having to sum it through sonic forces because the comic takes place after 😞😞😞😞😞😞

BEEP BEEP GAY

okay i guess i gotta give my dad credit for one thing. keebler sandwich cookies are better than oreos