What an adorable little cuck

Another thing that matches the fall of the Soviet Union

I am once more annoyed that fixing my mental health is mostly just eating and sleeping right and working out. Life is cruel.

Protomen act III turning up right in time for me to get back on the bike. Pushing it like a mad cunt.

This is literally my wife and me.

2026 media. Starting off with a banger cause Protomen: Act III absolutely slaps. Particularly enjoying Buried in the Red into Calling Out into This City. I have too much nostalgia in my bones for Act II so I can't be unbiased but I love this act almost as much so far. Getting better each re-listen.

Baby classes give you a crazy workout. Waving around and squatting for an hour with an 11kg wriggling baby. I'm fuckin knackered.

Really hoping Zero Parades is good because it looks real shiny, also more importantly it'd be pretty funny if it ended up being better than DE.

By the time my baby is going to uni do you think there will be e-sports scholarships?

If my face twitching constantly for days was stress related surely it would have started years ago.

If you throw up while brushing your teeth do you need to brush your teeth again? Asking for a friend.

We're done with "queer baiting" We're finished with "good representation" We're getting out of "sincerely applying the Bechdel Test", too I found something new.

they finally captured dr disrespect

I did some artwork for a #gamejam but the game don't work so lets just post some things before they never get touched again.

what if you found out it was actually called Wallace and Grompit and you had been saying it wrong this entire time . would you still go to work or would you call out so you could take some time to process this information

I am pretty pleased to see people push back on AI being used as any part of an artistic process. After the e33 stuff I genuinely thought people stopped caring.

The only thing of note that came out of me trying to stream was I don't think I would have played this game otherwise. And it's a good'un.

The Who watching Northernlion be like: "that deaf, dumb, and bald kid sure plays a mean pinball."

New season of Friends but you just leave in pauses whenever Chandler would have made a fun quip and every so often Monica starts sobbing.

imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy

I feel like a lot of us in the comedy world failed the world at large when we stayed silent despite knowing all about Cosby and Louis so let me say right now that Steve Martin has eaten one banjo a year for the last 25 years

nothing is wrong. there is no problem. but you can’t help but think that man outside the trolley window appears to have a lot on his mind.

Remembering that Bond was poisoned and then blown up is so funny. Daniel Craig was so fucking sick of playing Bond.

Big head mode.

I can’t believe fint witter scooped Who Fuckin Cares Weekly

not going to bother editing this down

Girls just want to have gun - Cyndi Larper

I always assumed baseball was boring. Feeling very vindicated lately.

Skin flakes off all the time right? So when kissing others you probably ingest tiny amounts of it right? Maybe depends on where you kiss them. How much of other people's skin do you think you ingest on average?

The best part of having a beautiful woman kill you is you finally get some fucking sleep

Hearing even a *reference* to The Monster Mash ANY time of the year is infuriating. The song absolutely sucks and modern civilization shouldn’t even be aware of it. You should not and cannot and MUST NOT defend it. Let the worms of history finally have their feast.

Honestly looking after a baby takes up so much of your time I have no idea how alcoholic fathers find time to drink. Gotta respect that. #grindset

NOW!!! - dashare.zone ADMIN

I love how one of the first things a guy does when he realizes he's unappealing to women is to get jacked. Congrats, now you're unappealing and scary.

those of you who are afraid of aging, please understand that one of the huge blessings of middle age is arriving at this exact station

The everyone is 12 really makes a lot of sense. Just spiteful little 12 year olds.

This image is getting used a lot lately...

Whatever did happen to the Costco guys?

Guaranteeing the kids in my neighborhood have a legendary Halloween this year.

We painting again. #battlesisters #40k

this would piss me off so much if I was the brain surgeon www.bbc.com/news/videos/...

clickbait titles get clickbait comments. "15 details you missed in video game" i didn't miss SHIT you PRICK

please watch movies and read books and play games and look at art, please view it with your own eyes through a lens you made yourself and not just through video essayists and ending explained videos please im begging you

Goodnight everyone, and if you accidentally got an extremely recognizable Nazi symbol tattoo years ago and keep forgetting to get it covered up, maybe do that tomorrow and don’t spend any more extra years with an extremely recognizable Nazi symbol tattooed on your body

if you see da police, viacom cbs paramount skydance discovery warn a brother

Sees a yummy tasty delicious treat that beautiful and smart english people enjoy daily: what is thissss why are people eating thissssss 😭😭😭😭💔💔💘👀😭