I'm not for hating, but the Starfleet Academy theme tune is rubbish. I'd rather have a CW-style pop song.

This is a platonic Lower Decks episode and the fact it doesn't exist is an attack against me personally

All I want for Star Trek's 60th anniversary is a time travel episode where they go to the events is The Trouble With Tribbles and have to avoid both the crew of the Enterprise and Deep Space Nine.

Hey did you remember that thing yesterday where the government announced 'free AI training' to everyone? Do you recall that? Does that ring a bell?

They're the same picture.

"He said: 'He doesn't like chaos on his watch.'"

Keep doing a Tribbles time travel ep every few decades. Until the location is stuffed with crews who don’t belong there.

All I want for Star Trek's 60th anniversary is a time travel episode where they go to the events is The Trouble With Tribbles and have to avoid both the crew of the Enterprise and Deep Space Nine.

Lies about stand up: - It’s about honesty - It’s the only form of comedy - It’s about jokes - It’s dangerous - Nothing is off limits - If you have rules and limits, you’d have to ban all comedy No art form attracts more obfuscatory bullshit from its practitioners (except maybe fine art.)

I don't want to be a pedant but they definitely have not starred together in Marvel films Thor and Hulk. Mark Ruffalo hasn't even been in a Hulk film and he definitely wasn't in Thor.

📺 #Shrinking is back and so are our recaps by @smittermeier.bsky.social. Read her reviews of the season 3 opener now!

That's a factor but there are much better reasons not to go to the US

I don't exaggerate when I say that Andrew Wakefield should be tried for mass murder. We'll never know how many people have died or will die as a direct result of his fraudulent study.

#Shrinking is back and so are my recaps for @thespoilist.bsky.social! @vdoozer.bsky.social, @mrbrettgoldstein.bsky.social & Jason Segel keep hitting it out of the park. This week‘s packed season opener is written by Brian Gallivan, a fellow out-of-the-park-hitter www.thespoilist.com/recap-shrink...

Genuine question, because I keep seeing it come up on instagram. Has anyone ever seen, or read, a copy of Ralph magazine? It seems to have an incredible social presence, get some huge name interviewees and contributors, and yet I've never seen, or know anyone else who has seen, an issue anywhere.

*slams desk* get me pictures of Spider-Man! Hot, tasteful poses that are nudes but in a tasteful, erotic fashion! Slutty but not skanky Spider-Man! Something i can put in a boudoir!!

I'm not good enough to allow myself either a nice notebook and especially not a nice pen.

Imagine if the Government put half this passion and commitment into the things that actually matter.

Could we use this money for literally anything else? Maybe get children out of poverty, fix roads, invest in green space, a new series of Ready Steady Cook... anything.

Watched it all. And now I want to watch it all again. Guinness's stillness is just magnificent; the writing, the pacing, it's all just sublime. Snatches of dialogue are running around my head, this one somehow seemed so apt...

if they can offer free AI training they could offer free media literacy training too. i know which of those would do more for the public good

*screeches* CAIRO!

I want him just to be sitting in a chair with a sherry telling unintelligible stories like Rowley Birkin

Calling transphobia a 'gateway drug' to the far right undersells it. It's pure accelerant. Grimly fascinating to guess what crankery becomes any famous transphobe's secondary obsession, cos they all have one: 15 minute cities are fascism! Grok noncing is cool! ICE are good! We should kill all dogs!

Today I learned that Meta's video generation app is called Vibes. Great call. Should really work out for search results.

Imagine being so corrupt and authoritarian even Sepp Blatter thinks you've gone too far. www.theguardian.com/football/202...

Going viral on Threads is the most hollow of victories.

Bake Off judges have followed the same trajectory as Aunt May in Spider-Man films. I'm taking no further questions at this time.

#Shrinking is back this Wednesday and I‘ll recap again for @thespoilist.bsky.social. It somehow always airs when it resonates the most with shit in my life, so uh mildly afraid

"And Kermit the Frog, who sounds NOTHING like he used to"

Bake Off judges have followed the same trajectory as Aunt May in Spider-Man films. I'm taking no further questions at this time.

NEW| Reporting on the Minneapolis ICE shooting, BBC News is soaked to the skin but still not sure if it's raining... brokenbottleboy.substack.com/p/reporting-...

Got headshots done at work. What's wrong with me? I forget how to have a normal face. Just some horrible sub-human gurn trying to be a smile. It's such a nice photo apart from my face. Maybe I'll just Photoshop it to remove my features

hey folks, six figure opinion columnist here and gotta say, made a big ol’ whoopsie on the most consequential and honestly, probably the most obvious opinion of my life. thats my bad. anyway, guess I’ll just keep getting paid to give my opinion, thanks for reading

Next Saturday, January 31st, from 11.05am BBC2 is showing a brace of Powell & Pressburger masterpieces - first, the absolutely gorgeous restoration of I KNOW WHERE I'M GOING followed by the incredible A MATTER OF LIFE & DEATH... #FilmSky

I know people play open ended video games like Stardew Valley to calm down but that shit stresses me out man, what do you mean I have to do endless little chores in a tiny digital world as well as in my actual life?

Facebook people constantly be like 'We need to revitalise the high street - no, not like that!'

This guy couldn't be any moren of a Nazi unless he was getting punched in the face by Indiana Jones.

I’m really quite surprised at the BBC website today. ‘Here is a video, some people say it does not show what it very obviously shows’ is not how you report this.

It's so great that no big news stories are happening right now

Thinking about two of my favourite Wipe-isms. Penny Mordaunt as “Catherine Deneuve if she worked in a big M&S” and Matt Hancock as “your sister’s first boyfriend with a car” and noticing that they both use a sort of “bathetic bounce” to achieve the effect. It’s clever.

How did the world lose to the stupidest people who ever lived?

The Divine Comedy nous fait découvrir David Bowie sous un nouveau jour. ☀️

Muppet greatness. I need everyone to watch this so Disney sees the numbers and accidentally approves more Muppets.

"My statement about being experts in dealing with children has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my statement."

Read this, thought “I would like to write one of these” and so I wrote one of them

I have found the 90s game show Cluedo on YouTube and it’s a bit bats, also very excited for these team pairings in the future

I really liked that first episode. Loris and Zhaban seemed like really intriguing characters. And Dahj was so much more likeable than Soji. It all fell apart after that. Remembrance was probably the peak of those first two seasons.