so has anyone found a tie between Epstein and the whole "porn stepbro" thing? It just...feels like that might be a thing.

Big Dentist stopping the research to let us keep growing teeth like sharks. Just mouths full of teef

These are the moments where I got "DF is not the game I want it to be but also exactly the game i want it to be simultaneously "

Yep 1000% believe there's a massive cloaked space empire of Ugly Elves With Too Many Mouthparts being covered by thier weird-ass Mad Max Religous Knightly Order of Pest Control.

Being an adult is understanding that you could buy a three pound bag of Cadbury eggs but that you don't have the self-control to own a three pound bag of Cadbury eggs.

Started Predator Badlands and I guarantee that a hour jet bike away from our awesome opening is a modern space-faring urban metropolis where these guys build lasers and do taxes and karaoke and normal shit.

The Wizard raised his staff with an eerie glow... "Whosoever can draw this gold-plated M16 from the stone shall be the king of America, and be destined to unite all the NFL clans under his flag!! Except the Bengals those guys don't listen to nobody..."

So I think Marx's biggest flaw is that his writing makes the reader want to write about how he's wrong more than he's right. His second flaw is that he has an underpants gnome strategy for how we get to where he sees.

What stage is "listening to the Communist Manifesto as I drive into work"?

Random Trek head canon: humans are the only species that invented figure skating.

This whole El Paso thing is gonna end up being salsa related, I know it.

Honestly all my life I've wanted an arena of 10,000 didgeridoos so yes please.

This is what pisses me off. Write me an email? Great, now I have to edit it--and editing sucks! Running some kind of scan? Well I still need to review all that to make sure you didn't "hallucinate" any nodes or IP ranges or whatever! AI takes away the fun part and makes you the grader.

Gunicorn: It's a unicorn but the horn is actually a gun. Send to drafts. wait oh sh-

Putting all my shitty posts in Drafts and hoping they age like wine or some kind of fish sauce

"It's ok! They're just helping me find my dog!!"

I was going to make a joke about where the Bluesky map put me, but now I'm not even in the map which is honestly even more accurate

Hank Hill's only problem with the half time show was that Bad Bunny sang about Gasoline when he could have sung about clean burning propane and propane accessories.

So this Seahawks kicker has to be getting some kinda record for "scored more points than both teams combined in a Superbowl", right? Like this has to be weird??

...did Draft Kings or NBC ask them to actually plan for the last ten minutrs?

Hey Google HOW DID YOU KNOW WHAT WAS IN MY GARDEN MOTHERFUCKER??

Jesus Bill.

Well this definitely pissing off the right people.

NE on the NE 10. 4th down. Announcer: "it doesn't look like New England's gonna score" Even the announcers are having a hard time on this game...

So anyway I think we should do Sumo Football where it's only a 10 yard push, 4 downs, and each team starts by throwing salt on the field to scare away ghosts. Call me NFL!!

The other nice thing about the Epstein class is that it shuts down the "but what about me, the doing ok guy?" Attack. Can you buy an island and fill it with crimes against God and humanity? No? OK we're not talking about you.

I love how Smokey's face is like "whuh-oh" and the little cub scouts face us "goddammit hold you motherfucker"

*drinking coffee, reading b sky, just getting a blur of comic books and Epstien nightmares* *sip* ...I have an idea for a Punisher arc...

I'm never excited about it, but I'm really less excited than normal paying my taxes this year.

Look i know it's unlikely this traffic jam was caused by Epstien and/or Musk, but at this point we can't rule it out.

You know what it is? If feels like an MST3K movie. It's just a bunch of stuff that happens slowly.

Watching Dr No for the first time, and...I'm kind of shocked we got more than two Bond films. They did not have the formula down like at all.

I chuckle, and then eyes widening in stark horror i realize RFKJr is exactly the kind of personality who would want to play with a Hellraiser cube.

Man whose great at kicking decides to fight Captain "I can hold a helicopter" with no fear. Gotta respect that.

I kinda miss the weird decade or two where the world decided Jack the Ripper was the most Ultimate Evil.

So I guess after this past week I should announce I've evolved my position of "Epstien killed himself" to "someone definitely murdered that guy".

This made me want to see a kid's Columbo, a cartoon where you start with a goat kid stealing cookies or whatever, and Molumbo shows up on the school grounds and solves the case and we all learn a little bit.

If you need a story about So Special Smartass with Plot Immunity from Consequences, Enabler who loves them for ???, and Villain with no plan but fucking Smartass, Moffat is your man.

Has anyone verified there ISN'T that Legion of Doom weird Vader orb base on Epsteins island? Because I'm still coming to terms I've been living in a comic book reality for my entire life.

So am I supposed to take Nolans Odyssey seriously or not? Because it's all gray and somber but there's a guy in Batman armor? Can't wait to hear Odysseus command to back up the car into the car port though.

The hottest trend in eyebrows is to just drill a big hole in your forehead and then slamming in big plastic eyebrows like Misses Potato Head.

Put on 'Outland' for noise and 1. This could use a reboot. 2. Peter Hyams read "explosive decompression" and fucking WENT with it. You lose air seal, and man you are just your body weight of silly putty and TNT.

Star Wars should do a "Sorcerer" and have a bunch of poor SOBs trapped on planet Hell having to build a stock light freighter with duct tape to get super dangerous cargo X to stop a thing from happening and maybe learn a little bit about themselves. Yes, one can move rocks with his mind if needed.

Ok so I know this is complicated so--yes, Puxatawney Phil is in the Epstein list, but just the Phil in 2014, who died from old age (7). Current Puxatawney Phil has never left the county.

Calling it now every Batman reboot for the next 10 years at least will not be a billionaire.

I regret to inform you I am still overthinking angelpunk ttrpg ideas.

Saw a neighbor with a minivan full of girls scout cookies and I, a good and honorable man, briefly heard the Oceans 11 soundtrack in my head.

British TV producer in 1963: so you want a show about how all the spies and wealthy people and governments all meet on a single island to conspire for control of the common man? Patrick McGoohan, definitely not a time traveler: yes but they're all stoned and can barely type

Disney should have kept Hulu separate.this whole "you want to watch a beloved children's classic? What about a horror schlockfest that was on FX?" just is weird.