Dear Bsky mods your new groups feature seems to be broken I created a Krull and Krullers group 30 minutes ago and no has joined yet please escalate

Hey, maybe don't use wax as a binding agent in the middle of a warm Aegean Summer. I thought this Daedalus guy was supposed to be a genius.

Real Answer: Dead. Given Answer: Quaker. Which...yeah, I can see it.

HP Lovecraft vigorously copying this down in a notebook in the corner...

I don't know what the number will be and I don't know which will start it, but at some point the price of a gallon of gas or a pound of coffee with begin The Fire Times in America.

When i was in high school we went to NYC and a friend went and got a rum ball from a bakery and it was like a donut hole with three shots of rum in and so anyway he got drunk.

ok, 2030, hard reboot. Doctor steals a Tardis to get his granddaughter in 1950, gets two teachers and a crew of muppet aliens ala Farscape, being chased by the Master through time and space, sets off the Daleks for Season 3.

"You cannot kill me in any way that matters" has changed my life and infused by belief that if aliens are coming to their planet it's to talk to the fungus and the ants and ask why they haven't wiped out the weird vertebrate things infestation yet.

Reboot of Dracula where Harker is a oil pump salesman because Dracula needs massive machines to drain the blood from a sleeping Godzilla so he can create a Draculazilla and take over the world with a kaiju with EVEN BIGGER TEETH

nintendo announced they are remaking the last christmas you had before the divorce

The Mouth of Sauron had to have other jobs, right? Like, no one was coming to talk to the Evil Eye Tower. That had to be a part time gig.

I wish we better news, but spending $200 million on a "Flash Gordan but there were toys 40 years ago" was never a very serious idea in the first place.

The Accordion is one of those instruments where I'm just kinda shocked by. Most of the time you can ompa ompa, but maybe just be a full orchestra if you want with 800000 keys and buttons: www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWmH...

Not the worst part of our current tech boom, but not looking forward to the Blade Runner reboot where Tyrell just makes really dizzy strippers with f-cups who tell you there's sis g's in 'carrot' because that's what the market demands.

Welcome to Bluesky! Today we are all *spins wheel* experts on WWII history.

Andy Rooney Voice: there's just too many darn emoji anymore

I think we need to drop more human corpse in bogs or in silt-heavy streams just to make it easier for whatever future paleontologists are here later.

That's who Platner reminds me of!! Butterfinger from Hudson Hawk!

Dr Hammond smiles. "Welcome...to Eocene Park" Hammond, Grant, Ellie, Malcom, the lawyer, both drivers and jeeps are immediately ripped into pieces by a roving pack of giant highly aggressive boars, violently, for 10 minutes. Credits.

Josh Brolin angrily stalking towards Timothy Chalemet: You don't understand. You've never had Frosted Flakes. I have. They are Grrrrreat!

My very wise wife was onto something while discussing AI last night: "They made us use AI at work, and everyone was happy they got the AI to do a thing but stopped worrying about fixing the actual problem they were sent to do"

Gotham City reporting a 13% drop in street traffic. Due to high gas prices, many are swapping to grappling hooks for commute in-city.

This stuff is supposed to replace all workers, all military, all functions of society. But boy that four 9s of reliability still means some "not working time", which is kinda bad if it's running EVERYTHING.

I'm not going to get into if you should have voted for her or not, but someone on Kamala Harris's team should have pointed out the winner of that election would be responsible for throwing a big party and who do you think would have a better concert

it's funny how I know everything's more expensive in this economy, but some things are just TOO expensive. Deodorant should never be $9 . In no universe does that make sense. A stick of Old Spice (Tiger Chainsaw flavor) should be like $6 max in Fallout when I had to kill a supermutant to get it

Forget warp drives and transporters how did Trek get rid of advertising??

Guy at his second rodeo: ok I recognize that...that's good.... ... Sunuvabitch what is that??

My kid making lunch: a "sandwich" involving home made aiolli, carmalized onion jelly, and grilled toast with melted havarti. Me making lunch: leftover meat sauce, toast, 30 sec in the microwave BOOM! Sloppy Giovanni!

Not a phobia exactly, but there's gotta be a word for watching a garbage truck swerve wildly but effectively through a parking lot in a manner you feel is a bit much. Like, you obviously know how to control that 16 ton vehicle, but i don't think you're giving the situation enough respect.

Planner "pretty sure most" of multiple pits filled with human remains on his property "were there before I moved in. Mostly."

GTA: Get out of a Saturday COSTCO parking lot "most unfair game since Battletoads" says IGN

The thing is, the people who own Bond also have no idea what Bond is.

well, they left the free ones up, so hopefully this is okay please, please show me your painted figures cults3d.com/en/3d-model/...

Everyone complains about Nero playing his fiddle/lyre while Rome burns, but come on that's a whole city on fire and what's he able to do? Well, at least play a little ditty for everybody. Try to keep the mood up, you know? what are you doing? Grab a bass, fill in some riffs.

Cannot wait for photorealistic Dali and Genghis Khan to tell me to drink more Coke and buy M&M's.

This man carried Split Second on his Entire Back.

The weirdest "back in my day" thing i have that i know is silly is that they started putting ground beef in square blocks instead of rectangular packs and it bothers me for no reason but I feel like they're selling less beef.

Thank you Claude cide for making my Home button a little game. Will it work when I push it? WHO KNOWS?! Maybe they can throw a little slot icon in there.

"OH lord God, could we have peace and an end to sickness?" "Best i can do is an extra taco shell."

So we've learned there is no HOA for the White House. If there was, this wouldn't exist

I love learning something and becoming more confused. Reading Trending: what are #theArchers? No, it can't be the 15 minute long British radio drama from the 1950's?? No, it...is IS?? And it's been gong for 8000 years?? And this is a normal Trending Occurance???

Really in the mood to just throw a Gremlin in a swimming pool, and then use a broom to push them back into the swimming pool when they come out because no, we deserve more Gremlins than that.

Wait. How long was the One that killed the dinosaurs visible in the sky? Did they see it coming? Were they telling stories about the New Weird Star?

I keep trying to learn about anarchism but it keeps reading to me like balkanization with more steps and smiley faces.

Lasagna! At the Farmers Market?

What do they think the White House is, a public elementary school??

12th ed 40k will include a Titanicus Cataphract, a 7 foot tall mini that launches/deep strikes Titans across the field. You will need at least two to be competitive. They will cost $15,000 each (titans sold separately).

I have 15 minutes of stand up routine all about this episode and it doesn't exist and I'm angry!!

Look brain, I don't know what "Solarpunk 40K" looks like, and even if I did I don't think it would work and we can't make anything work, so you gotta stop just rolling around. It's just making a White Void with a Buzzing Noise of Non-Understanding in our head.

You remember Primitive Radio Gods? They did that one song with BB king going "I've been downhearted baby EEVRY since da day we met"? The cool funky groove? Saw them in a small club one night. Every other song they had was forgettable. 75 people was like "just get to the damn song, one hit wonder"