Trying to explain that a mummy known as the "Princess of Xiaohe" isn't a princess because she had high social status but because she's perfectly preserved and her features are striking, but without trying to imply that a mummy is hot, which would be weird as hell

Information security in cyberpunk looks so cool and then you get to do it irl and 90% of your effort is keeping an ancient man in accounts payable from wiring $300k to a criminal running a phishing campaign.

this ought to just be straightforward "attempted murder, 30 years, buh-bye"

It’s bad we have a personal service for sending armored up guys with assault rifles towards the homes of people who catch our attention.

Fresh new American dystopia headline just dropped www.thegamer.com/grammacracke...

did not realize no man’s sky had cross-save, that’s pretty cool

lmao

Oh, now you tell me

oh did lorenz post another brain-damaged take to boost her grifting operation? wonders never cease

no no, this is right, @peark.es is a zoomer

it’s one of the great charms of this place that whenever some fiasco goes on with the harry potter show the whole site knows to tag in @stephenkb.bsky.social

"nothing happens without thinking big. i can remember in 1982, i said 'we're gonna do a new place, we're calling it manhattan, and you hear it more and more.' and bette midler - very nasty, but i can tell you, great tits in those days - said 'ow my gawad, i'm verklempt.' and so we honor inxs toda--"

it really should be non-negotiable that the next dem drop a tomahawk on this guy's house

Israeli fascist and minister of national security, Itamar Ben-Gvir, posted a video of himself on Twitter abusing the illegally kidnaped and detained members of the Global Sumud Flotilla while yelling “Welcome to Israel, we are the owners of the house".

culvers is a conspiracy by Big Brioche to convince us that brioche burgers are fine because the alternative is such trash

you just know he smiled smugly while practicing this in the mirror and in front of his sycophants

please stop this foolishness, food producers. no one needs this

Lot of pearl-clutching and ostentatious disdain for this but I really only have a couple notes. First of all, why Walmart? There are many fine American retailers! Second of all that is clearly a bomb pop; I am entirely unfamiliar with the notion of "rocket pop" [sic].

gekko in two weeks on the atheniananime1488 podcast: “look, yes, that’s fair. he’s not an invasive species, and i can agree on building the genital inspection camp in amarillo for the olympics”

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Apparently people are going to the ER after just finding a tick on them (hasn’t even bitten yet). Just a reminder that if it doesn’t appear engorged, you’re safe

it’s a theory like gravity is a theory

ernie i’m telling you, this lady’s crazy. all them big ol women down in san antonio [shaq dying] and they nominated her? nuh uh now, come on

the texas party needs to throw her out. run barkley

I simply do not think this woman should hold elected office

That slush fund thing is essentially UBI for pedophiles.

there’s a CHEETO in the white house

NEW: Sen Michael Bennet (D) says he will not appoint Gov Jared Polis to the Senate if Bennet is elected Governor. Bennet calls Polis' clemency for Tina Peters "disqualifying"

oooo-wee-ooo I looka just like bossa nass and ooo-wee-ooo yousa look like Amidala

It is essentially the responsibility of no one alive to know who's in charge of Wired. That in your enormous self-regard you expect otherwise is incredibly weird and off putting.

I don’t talk much about my day job here but the big Civ VII update is out today! lots of cool stuff there; be sure to disable mods before you check it out

and now, your moment of zen. 🎥 (https://www.instagram.com/reel/DYhEwUvv67q/)

one more workday and it is mountain vacation time, bitches

good lord, get over yourself

great, i’ll use ddg or whatever

Vibes of OJ looking for the real killers

it's the only time i can remember an actual specific thing for a relatively rare disease somehow became a fad for everyone like hey let's all get recreational chemo

I just heard an add for a no-sugar “soda” with 10g of protein, we deserve God’s punishment

I'm at Starbucks saying the words "extra protein cream please" and not embarrassed by that at all. I'm eating an old cryo-frozen KFC Double Down. I'm in the ambulance, they're getting out the paddles.

Hold on, I gotta pour this beef isolate creamer in my coffee.

we’re gonna need so many time magazine covers to see the peaks of all this horseshit, man

i don’t understand why people are fighting about the lirr thing. what are these “trains” y’all are on about? also zohran is seemingly keeping long islanders out of the city and people are…mad? y’all don’t know what you want

i'm spitballing here but maybe there's no longer a monoculture for news, art or culture but kind of is one for marketing. so you and your coworkers don't watch the same shows but do all get the same annoying ads for protein chips and green shakes. worst of all possible outcomes

That was pre-social media, so it was less in your face.

He really is just like me

marx wanting to be an English country gentleman is always extremely funny to me.

maybe i’m misremembering, but i don’t recall other dumb food fads being incessantly pitched at every fast food joint like this protein bullshit

they’re really gonna run vivek in ohio eh

I love my car but it’s ✨just✨ old enough to require a wired CarPlay connection, and often when I hit a pothole the sync briefly cuts out. Let me tell you what it’s like to have that happen with the windows down while you’re scream-singing the Cranberry’s landmark 1993 single, “Linger.”

RIP Mark Furhman, the last cop in American history to get in trouble for being racist