“Go Downtown, see if I care” - Petulant Clark

I am currently in a family Zoom meeting.

Tis the season.

the broad inability to leave a social media platform owned by a white supremacist and prolific manipulator of public perception really is one of the most discouraging data points right now

“Will my debit card still work if it’s been through the wash?” The Uni student is home…

I also want to say thank you to the person who introduced me to the French word 'beaucoup' this year. It means a lot.

I heard there was a secret meat With paprika, and spicy heat But you don't really care for sausage Nduja ...sorry, I can delete this. I've just seen a few posts in this format and I wanted in.

*Bond has been captured by Kravitz* Kravitz: Would you like me to kill you with a gun or by throwing you to the sharks in the swimming pool, which is my personal preference by the way. Bond: I'm not sure I understand the question. Kravtiz: What I really want to know is, are you gonna go my way?

In M&S buying jeans and wondering when they stopped selling old people clothes and started selling clothes for young hip people like myself

FIFA giving out an award for peace is crazy. Imagine if a tyre company started giving out awards for fine dining.

Thank God for Bluesky: A little love letter to the people who would not compromise with Nazis iandunt.substack.com/p/thank-god-...

I shall not watch any of the World Cup purely because of this brown-nosing insanity.

step into christmas makes my mum happy but i still miss my real into christmas

"We're going to have a traditional English Christmas this year, even though we live in Venezuela." "Caracas?" "Yes, and Christmas pud." "Get out".

"The BBC tried this after 'Final Final Version (2) - Do Not Edit (1)' failed."

Americans. Invite a tiny, yet polite French person over for Thanksgiving dinner so you can be thankful for small mercis.

The 30 Best Metal Albums of 2025 www.treblezine.com/the-30-best-...

Still makes me laugh

The stunning close of an unpredictable and eclectic catalog www.treblezine.com/t...

The separation of Visual Studio from the .NET tooling is a huge deal that I've wanted for years. #dotNETConf

Vvv vvvv’s Vvvv. Vvvv Vvvv. - Sweep as James Bond.

I love that the Grammy's have a category called "Record of the year". I frequently refer to songs as "records" and everyone laughs at me as hopelessly out of touch. But if a hip and groovy awards ceremony call them that as well, then it means I'm right and everyone else is wrong.

Bill Medley's first day working at a police station: Man: I've lost my cat BM: was your feline loving? Man: er, yes BM: now he's gone, gone, gone? Man: jesus fucking christ

Why would RowIndex and RowNum always return the same value NPOI? I assume it's now a backwards compatibility issue, but come on...

"Live, laugh, love"

RIP tide Not currently up on our website, but if you'd like me to draw one for you, get in touch via www.worldofmoose.com/collections/...

Conjurer's 'Unself' is driven by a renewed and fully realised conceptual purpose Elliot Burr reviews www.treblezine.com/conjurer-uns...

No longer being called the Duke of York? Oof, that’ll teach him.

The inconsistency in the difficulty of the “easy” NYT Pips game is maddening. Sometimes it takes me 20 seconds and sometimes I give up because I can’t be bothered to waste the minutes it would take me to work it out.

It's Patch Tuesday and ASP.NET Core has a doozy, with a CVSS score of 9.9, our highest ever. Let's examine why. The bug enables http request smuggling, which on its own for ASP.NET Core would be nowhere near that high, but that's not how we rate things... * Thread- (1/7)

What an actor he is. Simply a chameleon.

Ummmmm. If this is true, he needs a new promoter ASAP

Why is Thom Yorke so concerned with having a perfect body anyways, is he planning on going on Love Island or something

"Despite"? I think "because of" was probably the phrase they were after.

Says you apparently, Michelle Roberts.

Bitten by a radioactive willy, he became…

i’m not saying i botched the coffee-to-milk ratio in this mug but if it was a mass shooter law enforcement would somehow take it alive

Reform are filth. They represent hatred, extremism, ignorance and irresponsibility. They'd make us a wretched vicious hateful little island. If people don't stand up to this, they won't stand up to anything.

Putting an extra S on the end of a track and field event sometimes creates a new word. Discuss

The Enhanced Games is dangerous, exploitative and those in charge could not care less about sport. It is all about money, and to hell with the consequences.

I hope Shelby Houlihan trips over a carefully placed burrito in the final.

The Kimmel video: "The MAGA gang desperately trying to characterize this kid who murdered Charlie Kirk as anything other than one of them, and doing everything they can to score political points from it."

Presumably Kerley will never be allowed back into World Athletics events ever again once he’s competed at the Enhanced Games? Right? Surely?

I got fired from Madame Tussauds for giving suntans to Jim Morrison and his bandmates. They told me to get out and never darken their doors again.

What will it take? www.theguardian.com/world/2025/s...

We must unite against those who seek to divide us.

This an excellent way to ruin the legacy of your entire career. www.bbc.co.uk/sport/swimmi...

I have no issue with Angela Rayner's resignation. She broke the rules and so that's that. What I do have a problem with is that there are plenty of opposition politicians (*cough* Farage) who would almost certainly be shown to have done a lot worse were they held to the same level of scrutiny.