Alford, too. Ran off his 3x national championship track coach 2 years ago to save a little money. Didn't even give a crap to inform said coach about being elected into the USTFCCCA Coaches Hall of Fame earlier this year. He needs to go.

FSU should try not having a coach next year.

The snub, part 2.

My NCAA XC championship results are less embarrassing than this FSU football team.

FSU football makes a lot more sense when you remember the AD is a Jerry Jones acolyte.

I miss competent football.

This sucks for everyone they talked into working for the league. Hate it for them. Lot of good people probably never getting paid for doing really good work.

Calling it "short track" will never not be stupid.

Someone thought it was a good idea to let me do this today. (Hi, it me.)

Welcome to the club, Arashi Hunter. #NCAAXC #IYKYK

You've lost the plot when you're trying to dictate with HS kids on who they can collab with on THEIR college commitment graphic.

I need another monitor to add the NCAA D2 and D3 champs....

It’s 7am flight, Siri…

FSU football.

Leave his ass in Raleigh.

Paid $300 to find out our beagle’s nightly diarrhea was just because of “bad vibes.”

Back before The U

Actually, pretty crappy the women have to run all three rounds in one day while the men don’t.

Very cool to see the women’s 100m get featured like this. Very not cool to have the sport take up the duration of The Games. Levels of exhaustion are going to be ridiculous. 😏

Rick Scott is right, government funding for health insurance is such a scam. Google “Rick Scott Medicare fraud” to learn more about this important issue

Me, a FSU football fan in the 2020s.

FSU football has gangrene.

The Illinois state association honored Mike Newman at the state XC meet today. ❤️

No sport does stats like baseball.

I see Starlink Minis on the back of the motos at #NYCMarathon 👀

*crosses fingers* Walk off balk Walk off balk Walk off balk

World Series game 7 or FSU football tonight?

Nothing beats the drama of a World Series.

I know it’s too much to expect them to know their history, but if the American Revolution had a motto, it definitely would not have been “immigrants go home.” It would have been “get your fucking soldiers out of our cities.”

Fired P4 college football coach is the best job in America.

Did they have the band play Neck o. His way out?

Couple of Noles doing big things on the roads today.

This doesn’t suck.

Total bullshit since they know she was inquiring about testosterone months before she broke the world record. Intent easily established.

Probably not great for Grand Slam Track if this is happening.

That's certainly a choice.

Please save us

Seems bad.

Who thought it was a good idea to fly from Tallahassee to California the night before the game?

Norvell could do the funniest thing and go straight to SFO at halftime.

Being an FSU fan since the snub

Mike Norvell is getting fired.

FSU less organized than a shart.

🎶You’ve gotta fight fight fight (sleep) for FSU🎶

I saw a tragically AI-generated version of this poster, so I have recreated a 100% human-made version for all your protest sign needs.

If you don’t compare Tron: Ares to Tron: Legacy, it’s just fine. It’s a shame that Reznor had to follow Daft Punk.