SAD MONDAYS RANKING, #TEACHERS EDITION 1. Monday after Christmas Break 2. Monday after Spring Break 3. First Monday (actual first day) 4. Monday after Thanksgiving 5. First Monday (not actual first day) 6. Monday after Spring Forward 7. Monday after Easter 8. Monday after Super Bowl

Alexa, play “You Can Call Me Al,” but as a really sad bagpipe dirge at half-speed. #ALLCAPS

Wow, thanks a pantload, Staples.

Firing Kristi Noem only to replace her with Markwayne Mullin is like shitting your pants, taking them off, and then replacing them with pants that someone else has already shit in.

Whatever comes back for Nic Dowd had better be good. I get that age and cap considerations make this a logical move, but it still sucks. Best 4th-line center and faceoff guy out there. Hate hate hate this, double-hate, loathe entirely. #ALLCAPS

This FSU-Pitt game is getting ugly 💩

Dollar Tree soap better calm tf down

LOL this is awesome www.lego.com/en-us/produc...

FFS THE OBJECT OF A POWER PLAY IS TO GET SHOTS OFF ON OFFENSE, NOT HAVE TO HAVE LT MAKE 3 CIRCUS SAVES IN 40 SECONDS #ALLCAPS

#🧢WATCH for PLD #ALLCAPS

It’s nerve-wracking being on the defensive end of it but Philadelphia did it right by going empty-net early, at like the 3:00 mark. I think most teams pull the goalie way too late to do any good. #ALLCAPS

I love that TVR’s goal song is “Born To Run” #ALLCAPS

If we’re keeping it real, fam, I have no idea what “Hottest country on Earth” even means.

Student work in my Timehop from several years ago. #MyOtherStepdad

First draft outtakes of the SOTU just dropped, y’all

Counterpoint: We don’t know if the hockey players who are skipping SOTU did so out of principle, or if their teams have practice/pregame stuff today. NHL season resumes tomorrow and there are 7 games.

I won’t be watching the State of the Union speech for the same reasons I refuse to drink out of the toilet.

Kids, if you work hard and apply yourself, you too can achieve your dream of a rewarding career in Graphic Design!

3-on-3 overtime is so stressful with all of that open ice. #Olympics #MilanoCortina2026

Happy Valentine’s Day, BlueSky. This one’s for you.

Oreo needs to calm tf down

Leaked footage of background dancers at the TPUSA halftime show

I have Seahawks 9/Patriots 7 in a Super Bowl Squares game that will win me 4 bills if this score holds, so of course the Patriots will get some garbage-ass, worthless late score.

This isn’t for me, but as a mature adult I understand that every single thing doesn’t have to be oriented toward my tastes, so…if it’s your thing, cool! Enjoy! #SuperBowlHalftime

This should be our national anthem. #AmericaTheBeautiful

Have not seen these in YEARS.

Met the new Florida State punter Daniel Hughes at the Lacrosse game #GoNoles

Opening day for FSU’s Inaugural Lacrosse team #GoNoles

Why is Stevenson’s nickname Mud? #ALLCAPS

Dunkin Donuts needs to calm tf down

LOL fantastic goalie fight in the Tampa Stadium Series game

🚨🥅🚨SOURDIF COMPLETES THE COMEBACK FROM 3-0 FOR A HUGE ASS #ALLCAPS DUB IN OT

It ain’t much, but it’s snow. Fernandina Beach, Florida, about 2.5 miles from the Atlantic Ocean.

<nobody> Walmart: So, like, how did that cheese work out for you?

Leaving Lindgren in was a TERRIBLE idea. Dude can hardly move😡#ALLCAPS

Debrincat is always fantastic against the Caps. #ALLCAPS

Random FSU scheduling thought: Pod/beat guys (not all, but some) need to stop acting like the conf did us a favor slotting the bye week right before the trip to Alabama. Literally every other opponent had an OOC game scheduled that weekend. There was no option other than to give us the bye #GoNoles

seven* jobs I've had (apparently all the cool kids are doing this): Public Educator Technical Writer Research Analyst Sports Desk Page Design/Editor Restaurant Manager Bartender Driving a baggage tug at the airport *the older you are, the bigger the number will be 😂

Tallahassee is getting Jack-In-The-Box! www.tallahassee.com/story/entert...

So if I take a prebiotic and a probiotic at the same time, do they just fight it out, or what?

Since teams have already announced their out of conference games, I took a look at every opponent’s schedule to see what teams are available to play FSU each week. Based on that, here’s my prediction for how FSUs schedule will look when announced today:

🚨🥅🚨 HOLY CRAP HENDRIX LAPIERRE SCORED #ALLCAPS

If I am ever the victim in a road rage incident, I guarantee you it will be because I pointed-and-laughed too vigorously at a Cybertruck.

This is top-notch detective work. Happy National “Good Day” Day, to those who celebrate.

FSU 65 MIAMI 63 FINAL FSU GETS A MASSIVE RIVALRY UPSET FOR ITS FIRST ACC WIN AND MAKES MIAMI’S WEEK EVEN WORSE🔥🔥🔥

Oh FFS, really???

There’s a lot of shit in this bed, Josh Allen. Probably gonna have to burn the mattress.

That was awful, Bills.

Apparently the years have not been kind to Edward Scissorhands.