I say this as someone who likes Weir as a novelist: what I’m hearing is he’s only ever watched the Trek movies. In another interview he said he was a TOS guy but he must have zoned out because even the content he purports to like is transparently about how dumb the Cold War and Nuclear politics are.

I love texting my besties to ask if they wanna do some light antitrust in between artificially stifling protected speech.

The fields are especially Elysian today. Go Dodgers!

It’s a service I provide free of charge!

that “baby” yoda is an old man. it’s okay to kill him

The real winner of tonight’s Oscars? Synergy

Based on what I know about dude this treatment was undoubtedly 70 pages single spaced, with about 20 describing an elaborate opening set piece designed to explain why the team is called “GI Joe”

Maybe they meant for ‘male gays’.

One might say that the sole job of presidential candidate is motivating people to vote for them

In my most recent play of Red Dead Redemption 2 I’ve decided I can only kill klansmen with fire. I call it a klan bake.

new dr robby reaction image just dropped:

Well I for one am certain black folks around the world have been waiting with bated breath for my nuanced, well-informed opinion to finally close the book on this centuries old cultural conversation.

Then you’ll love this shot

Every day. Every hour. Every minute. I’m right there, locked in: making sure my washing machine is getting my whites their whitest.

De-aged Robert Deniro: are you talkin to me? De-aged Sylvester Stallone: yo it wasn’t me, maybe it was Adrian De-aged Urkel: did iiiiiiii do that? Voiceover, done by an AI Gilbert Gottfried: Plasmax Services! buying blood and sperm for over 60 years!

so far tonight bad bunny has sung more reggaeton songs than the patriots and seahawks combined

these modern movies are so annoying with their flashy camera moves and camera tricks - why didn't they just film it for real?! "The Road to Singapore" (1931), two full scale shots tied together with a miniature youtu.be/LAmatoKlQXU?...

Epstein is like the Forrest Gump of evil

If I was a billionaire I would not take trips to Crime Island. I would own The Simpsons arcade machine

guys you’re not gonna believe this but I messed up real bad working for Mr Trump and he’s making me a made man anyway!!

(Dude suddenly stops pushing his broom across the floor of the Death Star) Does this look like a big laser to anyone else

It’s gonna be a brutal day on r/conservative when one of these guys actually takes the time to finish watching a Star Wars

at 00:27 on january 22 2026, president donald j trump discarded his body so he could do research in an incorporeal state.

You know that scene in Toy Story where Woody has to wave Buzz’s arm to convince his friends Buzz isn’t dead? We might see that on CNN

Insights from Ben Affleck on AI: • AI can help write scenes but can't create full movies. • Job loss fears are overblown because adoption of new tech is slow; it's hype for startup valuations. • ChatGPT v5 is ~25% better but costs 4x. • Users actually preferred v4's sycophancy for companionship.

truck nut company that uses 100% microplastics from real balls

Remember kids: if you go too long without anyone saying no to you then you’ll start seeing even the mildest disagreement as hate

The gate agent asked if I would switch seats so two toddlers could sit with their mom. I said “yes” without hesitation. For this the gate agent bumped me up to group 2, put me next to the one empty seat on the plane and gave me a $150 travel voucher. Always do the good thing!

I'm ordering from a new Indian restaurant, which means playing everyone's favorite game show: Is Rice Included?!

Same logic I used when my parents caught me smoking weed.

The fact that it at least anecdotally seems to be a semi-regular practice to tell white people a minority got the job in order to soften the blow of rejection really should put the elite woke panic into perspective.

But it’s all worth it because now people can make their work emails 3x the length

Why does the president have the same energy as the miniboss from Baby Driver?

Susie Wiles, after 15 hours of absolute candor to a Vanity Fair reporter: Alright so just let me know when you want to start recording.

Gordon: It's a bad one, Batman. Seen two many bodies today. Batman: Any witnesses? Gordon: Just one. Batman: Anything reliable? Gordon: No, it's just a young boy, traumatized by the loss of his parents. He saw them killed right in front of him. Batman: *softly* Fuck Yes. Gordon: What? Batman: What?

God it’d be nice to be sad about the passing of a screen legend without blueanon coming out in force to make this about Trump. The Reiners and their friends deserve better.

>the jingle horse makes eye contact >slowly, its mouth begins to open >there are no teeth, only an impossible number of jingling bells encircling a black abyss >the jingling intensifies as the mouth opens ever wider >was it always this close? >why can't you move?

This reveals such a profound difference in values between [most] artists and [most] "AI" enthusiasts. Walk with me. 🧵

if no one else is willing to say it, i will: sabrina carpenter is pretty cute

I’m glad everyone else loves Bugonia so much #lastfourwatched

my dog on the daycare webcam

the age of woke is over, the age of dark woke begins

Mike’s gonna come home to find men lined up out of his door like it’s the end of The Odyssey.