They don't tell you this, but you can simply choose what kind of person you want to be, and then be that person, and there's literally nothing stopping you

Fuck Cass. Fuck Labour. Fuck the transphobia that this country has taken to so easily.

Felt passable today.

Throwback to something worth repeating.

Working at an apprenticeship event. So many young people making me feel like a dinosaur.

Families using food banks are really enjoying yet another Westminster drama, I'm sure.

By happiness I assume he means an invite to Epstein island

Former board member of Sex Matters and arch-Blairite transphobe, ah well

12 years with this handsome bloke today.

Going forward, remember:

Sunday morning, waiting for the shopping to get here.

Going forward, remember:

I don’t want to laugh at a small business but also VERY funny

Gays: stop using ChatGPT. Stop using GenAI to make shitty cartoons of yourself. It’s 2026 - you know ALL of the issues with this tech but still you continue.

january 30th: a partially formed mr. blobby stands by the perimeter fence and screams for thirty seconds before disappearing

I’ve seen an entire burning rainforest of AI ‘portraiture’ today and it’s just rancid.

Cool. So he's resigning then, yes..?

New level unlocked

I’m not sure they thought this design through

I still love Deadwood.

“.. people are being shot and killed in public by these people’s secret police. They could be doing something about that, but they’d rather sell tickets so you can get a good look at their shoes and hear them sing in the back seat of their limousines.” @thewrap.com www.thewrap.com/creative-con...

Can’t properly regulate e-scooters but sure, bring on the death cabs

Gig night

The 2010 remix of Station to Station sounds soooooo gooooood.

Wouldn’t have made it out of the VEEP writers room

The correct answer to this is "Yes, and everyone else too."

I’m not convinced the Observer knows what Heated Rivalry is about

"just" £2000pcm for a flat that hasn't been built yet on top of the demolished sole gay sex club in the arse end of Birmingham

That is a lot of different colors for a guy to be

Desiree potato skins are red, This reference is niche,

🚨By-elections to be called automatically when MPs defect to another party - lets get this to the 100,000 signatures needed petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...

Please don't ask me why my brain works like this, because I don't have an answer

Today I learned that, between seasons in 1989/90, the cast and crew of the TV show Boon filmed a low budget horror movie about a vampire motorcycle, mainly in and around the railway arches in Digbeth, Birmingham. The trailer is INCREDIBLE: youtu.be/43rAACwFPRk

Shot. Chaser.

Waggy tail

The FT got is architecture critic Edwin Heathcote to write about data centres and it's wonderful. www.ft.com/content/7692...

Dredd once again takes on an eldritch evil

I Can’t Give Everything Away Fashion Station to Station Little Wonder Sound and Vision Fascination “Heroes” Five Years Life on Mars? Be My Wife

BATMAN KERB DRILL (1967): Holy PIF! While on a promotional tour for Batman, Adam West filmed this road safety public information film for British kids, in character as the caped crusader, and it's every bit as wonderful as you'd expect.

when you see it

I had limited expectations of Keir Starmer, but if you'd told me 18 months ago that he, as a former DPP, would behave as if the mass production of on-demand child porn was not a matter for urgent criminal investigation, I would've been amazed. It's such a basic moral test to fail for a PM.

Snow day for Kirby

magical

name a republican president who hasnt both crashed the economy and started a war for oil

New music from us out today. Churning out the hits. open.spotify.com/album/1DQXuW...

RIP 2025 2025-2025

Two of the quadrupeds

another day working at the japanese artificial mouth company. everyone keeps asking me if they can fuck the artificial mouth. buddy, they wont even let me fuck it