Quite possibly the largest sweet potato I’ve ever held. If only my biceps were this big!

Happy Satur-Tai

The Uber Eats icon for Fish & Chips has neither fish or chips 🤔

Cottage pie sorted for tomorrow 😋

Does anyone play Pokemon TCGP?

‘Tis a tad blustery, but I got out for a morning coffee to stretch me legs ☕️

I’m not sure they thought this design through

Sometimes you just need an evening listening to your favourite chill music

Giving A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms a go

Still getting through the Crimbo chocolate

Bought some new trainers to inspire me to run. (It’s not happened yet)

Barely over Christmas, but sure, throw Easter eggs in our faces at the supermarkets 🙄

Home, hair sheared, showered. Jim-jams and slipper socks donned. Green tea brewing 🙌 #Sunday

Yestereggs

Meh!

Wait, do you say it like ‘red’ receipts or ‘reed’ receipts? 🤔 Have I been saying this wrong for eternity?

Got to Morrisons at 9:20 forgetting they don’t open until 10 💀

Breakfast is served!

Day out in Notts

My year in eggs 🍳 Plus one mashed potato dish Search mistook for eggs

Starting the day on a high 😛

Not me calling glacé cherries glacier cherries 🍒 🙈

Go on then! 😋 Is it still called an orange if it’s caramel flavour?

New plant table for the win! 🌱

Is it too early to take the tree down? 🤔

🙈

Won £30 on Lotto 🤞

The biscuits are whispering to me again… 🍪

Post-op Hudders

Christmas Eve tradition; pork and apple rolls 🤤🤤🤤

I’ll let them off, they actually delivered today 🙌

Evri is delivering my parcel 💀

Today was long and busy, now I feel overtired 😵‍💫 🪫

Eggeh breakfast FTW

I’m just not sure I’m ready for the onslaught of yogurt ads come Jan 1st 😩

Perfect day for a latte at the Marina

The perks of living by a Birds bakery 😛

Gutted, the shoes I’ve been buying from Vans for easily over 10 years have been discontinued 😓 #VansEra59

Enduring any semi-stressful event — like a Tesco shop on a Saturday — requires a nap, right?!

Tree got a new skirt! 🎄

I’m thinking the tree might go up 🤔

Instagram’s MO lately is to show me random reels that are purposely confusing so you look to the comments for answers and BlueSky seems to present me with a suite of guys I don’t follow wearing nappies for no apparent reason 🤷 the joys or social media.

Started buying Christmas decs already 🙈

November’s calendar cover

Perfect time of year for spooky stories from #IntoTheFog with Peter Laws 👻

My Nespresso machine is dying a slow death 😩

Sunday morning walk. Swiftly followed by bacon, egg and sausage sandwich 😋

My weekend in pictures

My Fitness app has been giving me embarrassingly easy challenges to make me feel like I’m achieving something. This was for reaching my daily move goal the total sum of two times.

Had to hide this so I didn’t eat it all