We're keeping our draft coverage going. Here's our entire Top 30. Numbers 31-150 will be released next week. Have a safe and happy 4th you scamps, and don't let Dan Wilson be in charge of your late-show fireworks.

Don't get me wrong this is incredible, but I also sort of feel for all the 21-year-olds who just can't find stuff anymore because search engines have turned themselves into teenagers who heard their friend talk about stuff they saw on TikTok

Emerson calling for a challenge before the home plate umpire is even through with his strike three performance is the energy I’m bringing into this summer.

we ran a freelance piece on the passing of Sonny Rollins, his connection to Don Newcombe, and the link between jazz music and the Negro Leagues. It's completely free to read:

I admire that they’re sticking with it.

The Angels are just an absolute disaster of an organization. Embarrassing. An indictment on the sport. They've won infinitely more championships than the Mariners.

Shohei Ohtani got Jose Altuve to swing at this

How fitting that Félix was in the building for that game.

I now understand why Mariners fans post every evening like they are dying of kidney stones

He lies and says he’s in love with them.

Big Tuesday Night Against The A’s Energy for the Trump admin these days.

“Air Bud took the roster spot of a child who was deprived the chance to develop his love for sports.”

Danny Glover was the same age when he said “I’m too old for this shit” in Lethal Weapon.

This seems pretty good though.

Absolutely dying over the way these closed captions keep spelling Cole Young’s name.

hey. goms.

This is nice of him but anyone who watched the game knows who’s responsible for the loss. You, the fan

good morning the mariners are 1-1 and the following is every hit they’ve had this season so far… hr hr hr double double hr triple hr hr they have yet to hit a single

Asked to leave the No Kings Protest because I showed up in a 1999 Sacramento Jason Williams jersey.

another banner day for "if you didn't know sports were real, ESPN headlines would be crazy"

Seems good!

The Mariners have never won three games in an ALCS

you wouldn’t like it if they brought someone better than you to your job either

Blinking is for Busters: The Jorge Polanco Story

Polanctober continues.

One hour til first pitch. The Light Bat is doing well, thank you. thelightbat.substack.com/p/101325-alc...

Thanks to the folks at Defector for sharing my commentary/rant about the Google AI commercials, which are an insult to the viewer, to baseball, and to math itself.

One thing I'm watching for on Trey Yesavage tonight: loud contact. While the sample is small, he gave up some of the loudest contact in the game. Of 642 pitchers with 50 batters faced (reg+post), he was ... 641st in hard-hit rate. Not a list of names you want to be on. That's ..

Tigers-Mariners Game 5:

KEN JENNINGS FROM THE TOP ROPE

Speaking officially as the host of Jeopardy!, Cal Raleigh is the correct MVP vote.

You gotta admit: the Tigers players doing the Trump dance and then immediately, inconceivably losing almost every remaining game and missing the postseason would be one of the funniest things of all time.

1-9 since the Tigers did the Trump Dance

Me 5 seconds into someone explaining a board game

Good excuse to post my favourite Onion headline.

Drafted a Miami Dolphins offensive player in fantasy

me n the boyz gettin carnal for darnol

La reproduction interdite, by René Magritte, 1937, 📸 via @BleacherReport

Whenever I think about this I post it again because it makes me laugh every time

Watching Alabama struggle without Jalen Milroe and with Ryan Grubb and thinking the Seahawks are going to win the Super Bowl.

i think he’s just trying to hit one out of the park in left now like a side quest

when the Mariners win: Hell yeah, let’s go, M’s! when the Mariners lose: I can’t believe all you losers caring about sports ball while democracy dies.

This is completely insane and a sign of how washed A.I. truly is. Why do you have to threaten people to use this if it's so good

Seeing a lot of NFL fans doing the "this is the kind of thing that worked in college, but it won't work in the pros" thing. To be clear it did not work in college. He twice led the country in sack yardage by several light years