i don't mean to make light of an increasingly worrisome wave of transphobia but every time i see the asinine word "mumsnet" i am reminded that linehan is like feverishly posting there and posturing a heroic knight fighting for all the mums

still coming back to this with some mixture of astonishment and dismay. i have discovered that I simply recur throughout the human experience somehow

in the most literal terms this implies that, for a period of 20 hours, that twink will actually be Obliterated

He's mad because you wouldn't let him have the aux cord

music streaming services let you share your current listening with close friends and maybe they need an integrated close friends alert that sends a ping like "Check in on [friend], they've listened to 'Fabulous Muscles' front to back like three times so far this week"

I know many of you have an ear for specific synth voices and I would love if people could identify the specific squarewave bass synth in this. I keep thinking it's either an ARP Odyssey or an ARP 2600 but I'd really like to know. Because I want to get even stupider youtu.be/WwikIPTmUL8?...

technically this is part of my job

this is the solution to the male loneliness epidemic I am 100% serious

Posted up in the club getting mercurial

America will be helped by hamburger

“ill see you in valhalla” is not something i would ever say in memory of a friend. its something i would say to a $28 Hamburger

My new shirt design is a very serious PSA that I was asked to make, because apparently a lot of people don't know. roryblank.bigcartel.com

And yet a trace of the true self resides in the false self

Growing up in rural west texas, DVD Netflix changed my fucking life, an amazing service. Streaming Netflix is brain poison, a digital gas leak in your home with a monthly fee.

DVD Netflix was good and the new shit is terrible. It's atrocious!

Going to bed like

"But now we shall both surely drown", said Sultana. "lol" said Corbyn, "Imao".

Reading the article about Kemi Badenoch having lost her notebook and journalists reporting that it was full of self-affirmations like "I am a big person doing important things." This is very funny for a bunch of reasons, not least of which that *my* notebook self talk is basically Xiu Xiu lyrics

Charlie Kirk has one important amendment that still applies to him: the right to go "huaghluaghh" and fall over

I'm not sure about this branding but I'm not the billionaire business genius

Very strange to see the fake hagiography and mourning of Charlie Kirk in places like the United Kingdom, or the weird fake solemnity in the US, when I think the average person's reaction is indifference. And if they were familiar then it's 100:1 odds they want to retweet the diss tracks

great news! you're not actually seeing karl rove, john yoo, and david frum criticize the administration's lawlessness more stridently than dem leadership. you, reader, were infected with rabies by a brown bat 36 hours ago and this is all just the virus working its way through your nervous system

a key reason they see an opening for such a blatant speech crackdown is that they already did one to Palestinian and anti-genocide activists and it got enthusiastic bipartisan approval

unfortunately the only footage they could find of charlie kirk not saying evil things was when a pint of blood was gushing out of his neck like a fountain

thinking about which is the most abstruse Twitter joke that got lodged into my brain, and it has to be the "January 1984" cartoon except photoshopped so that the wife was telling her husband "honey could you please stop tweeting 'ughh need sloppy from a femboy baddie? it's making me uncomfortable.'"

Can we get that Dark Souls font going gang

When the software doesn't work

In more fun news, disposable vape pens have to regulate the temperature they deliver, and some companies are using chepa but fully functional 32-bit ARM microcontrollers. So Bogdan hacked one of them to run a webserver: bogdanthegeek.github.io/blog/project...

I've been playing KCD2 for a few days wondering who one of the oft reused NPCs reminds me of and it finally hit me. It's bohemian @inthesedeserts.bsky.social

I’m at the local strip mall chain restaurant. It’s absolutely packed with families. The tv at the bar was playing Charlie Kirk coverage. The bartender said “enough of this” and switched it to baseball and everyone started cheering.

Number of guys getting fresh fades from the Turkish barber before going to the far right march….guys, pack up. It’s done. Islam has already won

The most egregious thing I’ve seen posted online this morning are people who are talking about how disturbed they are to see such brazen violence on their timelines at a moment where it is basically impossible not to have seen videos coming out of Gaza

IT GUY WHO POSTS ON GRUNTSTYLE FB: Valhalla awaits us brothers ACTUAL ARMY GRUNT: what’s up TikTok it’s your boy Jesse27 today I’m doing the cinnamon challenge in my asshole ACTUAL SPECOPS GUY: (lying burned and dead in his car from a heroin deal gone wrong)

Apparently this is how they were able to track down Ted Kaczynski, because he used a very specific take on "You can't have your cake and eat it" - "you can’t eat your cake and have it too" - in a manifesto. His brother recognised the phrasing, as their mum had taught them that version.

3 hours' sleep, sick as hell, baby is awake, took the max safe dose of the good meds and

Imagining an Elena Ferrante-style nom de plume but the author gets identified because their smash hit novels contain turns of phrase like "gone off the shit that turns you into the white Larry Bird" and there's only one account that's constantly doing that

Hold up... maybe this goes deeper than any of us realized...

Keep picturing Patel dropping the casings in terror after reading “if you read this youre gay”

Kids are inventing new viruses, but not in a conspiracy plandemic way. They're just tirelessly dreaming up methods to make your immune system do stunts. It's the rhinovirus equivalent of when my daughter plays with her toy kitchen and makes a pizza topped with tomatoes, onions, and a schoolbus

[the shooter is unidentified] the left must be purged with the sword [the shooter is, again, a compulsive masturbator who loved Hitler] I believe it was pascal who said that the heart has reasons that reason may not know

Just have to say: it's not heartening or good, but it is darkly funny to see just how dumb as fuck Kash Patel is

Nick Fuentes trying to gin up a bunch of fake copyright strikes against his own video which was entitled "You Should Shoot Charlie Kirk in the Neck from About 220 Yards Away While He's Speaking at Utah Valley University"

About to see a bunch of newspapers running photos of the shooter that look like this

Dying

“The Guantanamo Bay McDonalds has lowered its flag to half mast in honour of Charlie Kirk” is some shit I’d make up for a laugh. Alas

People say anything now. “Charlie Kirk had hoes”. No he didn’t. That’s not true