When gangstalking goes too far.

When you're out for Cyber Vengeance but get disqualified for using the drunken monkey move even though the other guy is allowed to do it.

when the sleep paralysis demon shows up with a ton of blow

When there's no dope for the pope

when someone says something rude about your really cool sunglasses

When your floor drain isn't installed flush with the floor and liquids just kind of pool around the drain instead of being naturally pulled into it.

"What the fuck are you lookin' at?"

When skateboarding is a crime

A hill I will die on is that even the shittiest 80s action movies look a million times cooler than 99.9% of action movies released after say 2004

When you die holding your labubu

when you remember that you've had a gun this whole fucking time

When it is time to read the new Playgirl interview with Sylvester Stallone.

When the server sets sv_friction 0 and edgefriction 0

Lol this is the shit they try to make you do before you can apply for a job with the FAA

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I keep forgetting that weed isn't legal in Wisconsin.

trying to imagine what the results of a national poll with a premise like "You are standing outside a VFW hall where Donald Trump is about to speak. You see someone approaching the entrance, it appears they have a rifle concealed under their coat. Do you do anything to intervene?" would be.

Shout out to this shitty belt buckle/"Discreet Concealed‑Carry Mini‑Revolver System" that's guaranteed to fail, sending your tiny gun flying across the room while your pants fall down.

It's very important to keep in mind that the average bluesky user has EXTREME PTSD from the time that someone asked them to use alt text.

It's pretty cool to log back into this shithole to see what's going on and immediately see libs posting like "I bet you guys wish you'd voted for Hillary Clinton now, huh?💅" as if Hillary Clinton isn't sitting in a mansion somewhere seething with rage that she isn't the one ordering these strikes.

I fuckin love A Field in England. I will get stoned as fuck and watch that shit on a loop. I want to start a sludge metal band just to make an alternative soundtrack to A Field in England. I don't fuckin love bluesky or any of this type of shit so I'm gonna stop going to this site. adios.

"I need a guide to help me stop using the abusive streaming service!" You need to get your fucking ass kicked is what you need.

Swapping one streaming service for another just means you do this same dance again in 9 months. Stop subscribing to shit, go buy a fucking record.

"Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar."

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*Hillary Clinton voice* "I'm SIDE-EYEING all the WHITES at the ASIAN GROCERY STORE!"

The new remaster of Blood doesn't feel all fucked up and weird like the last remaster of Blood. #Blood

Don't vote for any democrat that isn't advocating for and making plans to prosecute these people. If they are lukewarm, they are complicit.

I'm pūlling my pjörk

The thing they don't tell you about hotwiring a car is that the wires hang down and shock the fuck out of your dick and balls while you drive it. It's part of God's Natural Law.

Every time there's a story about steam banning a game or withholding payments or w/e bc a game's content I remember that they're perfectly okay selling shit like this

bisecting this freak with a chainsaw would be good for humanity

Jeff Epstein lived in a @gooffkings.bsky.social zillow night ass house

Strong floor, no ceiling! ˢᵘʳʳᵒᵘⁿᵈᵉᵈ ᵇʸ ᵇᵃʳᵇᵉᵈ ʷᶦʳᵉ

Stranger Things was a push on netflix's part to create a cultural moment they could use to get as many people as possible to stand in one place and sit still while they traded in the good will they'd accrued to build a cage.

The only Bryan Johnson I know was an obese drug dealer, possibly a trailer park pimp and his idea for remaining forever young was to crash his truck driving drunk at like 22 years old.

Two Stoners Getting High in the 80s : 716s

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Google is okay letting nazis profit from heinous shit all day but you make a video accurately describing Charlie Kirk and the movement he represents and suddenly the Silicon Valley Free Speech Absolutists go all Tipper Gore

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Nazareth, TX is the most deranged town in castro county.

I think it says volumes about the state of media and journalism that these two blatantly awful, disgusting freaks were rushed to the front of the line and protected for years.

For months after I first had COVID I had no appetite and had to force myself to eat. I never really got back to where I could enjoy food but I'm at least not struggle eating meals because I know I'll feel even worse later if I don't. Anyway be thankful for your stupid pies, assholes. Jerks. Fuck y

"Why doesn't musicbee see my Steely Dan albums!?" - me, as I realize I have been dead the entire time and that is why musicbee cannot see my Steely Dan albums.

www.retro-exo.com/win9x.html This is insanely cool if you're interested in win95 PC gaming but don't want to deal with all of the hassles associated with getting those games running on modern PCs.

I'm not watching another four hour long video about disney theme park shit

Boy howdy, The Running Man is a fuckin mess.