Great now I'll have "Nothing bad can happen it can only good happen" rattling around my brain for the rest of my life

hey everyone it's jimmy kimmel and this is the jimmy kimmel television show, we're going to celebrate my first post-suspension show by stealing charlie kirk's carcass and slowly lowering it into a swimming pool full of rats

ain't never paying federal taxes ever again lol

Charlie Kirk remembrance day 2026 Conservatives: *beating someone with a baton* Who the fuck is Carly Burk? Liberals: *being beaten* Actually, it's Charlie Kirk and he was one of the great conservative thinkers of our time, a brave maverick who wasn't afraid to engage with ideas that challenged hi

I've gotten so many friends and family members off the streaming sites by sharing access to my Plex server. Maybe you know someone who can hook you up to a dope plex server too! maybe you have a dope plex server that you never thought about sharing!

there was a point in time where if some uptight loser went on tv and said 'hey people need to be more respectful of my precious guy' there would have immediately been dozens of newgrounds flash games called like "slice up precious guy with knives" and a 14 year old would get on good morning america.

bummed that this doesn't work

Linux isn't hard to use, please do not discourage people from using operating systems that aren't spying on them or trying to shove AI shit down their throats.

A GENERATIONAL FUCKING LOSER, ONE OF THE WORST TO EVER DO IT.

No! No!!

Guy who hates birds but covets stones: "You mean I can kill two of the bastards using half the stones I'd normally need?!"

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I remember when people were stealing this guy's blood to mix into ink, guess it never really stopped.

The real disease of our politics is the system that allows huge corporations, billionaires, and oligarchs to buy politicians and deny us an economy that works for everyone.

Kind of sounds like a place where few organized people using thoughtful disruptive tactics could shut down traffic to this airport.

I'm listening to the true anon episode about kirk's neck thing and it's striking how much more bullshit people who are primarily on twitter see and they don't even seem to realize it's not the universal experience.

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Was it demolition man or judge dredd where it's implied that the second American civil war ended up being a Coke/Pepsi split? Anyways maybe that's what we're working towards now but it's charlie kirk and jimmy kimmel

Say again about how there are legal apparatuses and structures in place to prevent this kind of thing. Tell me again that ~They can't just do whatever they want!~

Very cool that we're still doing the "Come on now, you know there's no legal framework for him to do the thing he says he wants to do. Be serious." shit on here.

I wonder if free speech absolutist and former co-host, with Jimmy Kimmel, of The Man Show Adam Carolla will have anything to say about what's happening!

@stefanheck.bsky.social I can't stop watching it

Today, the UN officially designated Israel’s assault on Gaza as a genocide. As a party to the Genocide Convention, the U.S. has a legal obligation to obey our own laws, stop weapons sales to Israel, and demand a permanent ceasefire. End the genocide. Ceasefire now.

you can still do this in the new skate game. 10/10.

Gonna get too stoned and watch All Is Lost

I am telling analysts that anyone who walks up to me wearing these ugly ass facebook spy glasses is getting their skull bashed in with a rock.

Does anyone actually give a shit if the government shuts down? Is my heart supposed to swell at the thought of brave Chuck Schumer offering to collaborate with the nazi pedophiles to accomplish the selfless goal of making sure no 83 IQ ICE agents experience disruption of their pay and benefits?

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Anyone could have and should have been asking these questions and pushing on these people, it's very dangerous that we're choosing not to and allowing Tucker to take the initiative. He's building something and he's building it by taking easy wins that our captured media won't touch.

Why does this post exist @thedailybeast.bsky.social?

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There's something nice about seeing people posting shitty things charlie kirk said or did and thinking "Thank god that ugly freak is fucking dead."

Any democrat that can't clearly and emphatically push back against shit like this should fuck off forever, we don't have time to put up with people who are too cowardly to take a stand against obvious incitement like this.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEdd... Good video, does a good job illustrating how our nostalgia impulses are at odds with a culture where nothing is ever allowed to go away and how that can lead to neighbors fighting brothers fighting sisters over a cracker barrel rebrand.

lol flesh simulator implying the 1 billion dollar judgement against alex jones was the deep state punishing him for blowing the whistle on PRISM and not jones just being a belligerent moron pissing off the court at every step🗑️

What the fuck is this? What the fuck are we doing?

You can just say "looks like some sort of 4chan dipshit" and people will understand better than doing some weird Pepe/Groyper blood quantum race science shit.

hell yeah I love to see an unreasonably long thread full of posts that don't make a ton of sense but are posted very confidently

Americans don't vote on issues or results, Democrats and Republicans are mostly white people that just want better ways to call the cops on one another.

GUY CHARLIE KIRK HIRED TO WING HIM IN THE EAR LIKE TRUMP: "Aw shit oh shit oh shit oh fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵'𝘴 𝘵𝘰𝘰 𝘮𝘶𝘤𝘩 𝘣𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘥 oh shit shit shit shit shit"

You guys think if we report this for misinfo maybe the feckless losers and rubes responsible for moderation on here wil- lmao I just realized what I was typing of course they wouldn't

"I can't believe they're just going to lie about what's happening!" - a bunch of motherfuckers that should really know better by now.

If this awful hag hadn't put her thumb on the scale for Trump during the 2015 Republican primary Charlie might still be alive right now! She may as well have pulled the trigger!

Gavin wants you to put on a diaper to honor his dead nazi pal. 😥

You guys realize that if nothing like this happened, they'd eventually just make something up, right? This isn't going to lead us to anywhere but where we were already headed anyways.

Lol lmao

smdh it's always WWE '25 when I wish for skate. but Witchfire when I've recently played HOLE 😞

Destiny/Borderlands are really great if you get off on tricking people into thinking you're playing a crappy shooter when you're actually playing a really shitty diablo clone

It won't be illegal for the pedophiles to say who they think should be killed.