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Stranger Things was a push on netflix's part to create a cultural moment they could use to get as many people as possible to stand in one place and sit still while they traded in the good will they'd accrued to build a cage.

The only Bryan Johnson I know was an obese drug dealer, possibly a trailer park pimp and his idea for remaining forever young was to crash his truck driving drunk at like 22 years old.

Two Stoners Getting High in the 80s : 716s

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Google is okay letting nazis profit from heinous shit all day but you make a video accurately describing Charlie Kirk and the movement he represents and suddenly the Silicon Valley Free Speech Absolutists go all Tipper Gore

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Nazareth, TX is the most deranged town in castro county.

I think it says volumes about the state of media and journalism that these two blatantly awful, disgusting freaks were rushed to the front of the line and protected for years.

For months after I first had COVID I had no appetite and had to force myself to eat. I never really got back to where I could enjoy food but I'm at least not struggle eating meals because I know I'll feel even worse later if I don't. Anyway be thankful for your stupid pies, assholes. Jerks. Fuck y

"Why doesn't musicbee see my Steely Dan albums!?" - me, as I realize I have been dead the entire time and that is why musicbee cannot see my Steely Dan albums.

www.retro-exo.com/win9x.html This is insanely cool if you're interested in win95 PC gaming but don't want to deal with all of the hassles associated with getting those games running on modern PCs.

I'm not watching another four hour long video about disney theme park shit

Boy howdy, The Running Man is a fuckin mess.

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JFK forced Allen Dulles to resign his position as Director of the CIA, after JFK was assassinated, Allen Dulles was appointed to the Warren Commission investigating the assassination. It's fine if you agree with the conclusion but please don't pretend there aren't good reasons to be skeptical.

Dark Souls 2 (regular) is the best in the trilogy.

don't give rich freaks money to tell you about what awful rich freaks they are

Olivia Nuzzi thought his name was Keith OLDERMAN #ha #funny

This Mamdani-Trump press conference thing is fuckin wild

You don't have to say this "The President Re-Truthed on Truth Social" shit, you can just say he posted something to his blog. Just because some asshole told you there was a new word for something you've known forever doesn't mean you have to go along with it.

Wishing you and yours a Resident Evil 6 Thanksgiving.

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Everyone involved in developing, marketing, hosting and using shit like this should be beaten to death with a hammer.

Do people not know what happened in the 2000 election? What the fuck is this thread?

I yell hit the deck and everyone drops. A nervous moment passes before the silence is broken by exasperated groans as people realize I was just reaching for the comically small saxophone I keep in my inner coat pocket. It is the third and final time that I have pulled this stunt at Friendsgiving.

Man I bet Hideo Kojima is so jealous of the pope. None of the filmmakers he pays to hang out with him ever bring him a custom jersey.

Hillary Clinton is an insane freak that only insane freaks genuinely like. Kamala Harris was a huge fucking loser who maybe would have won if her own party hadn't saddled her with Cheneys, respectability politics and SUPPORTING GENOCIDE but sure it's the rest of us that are the problem. Fuck off.

"Insulting to the IP" Sure fine, but CoD has always been slop - those games have always been thoughtless paint by the numbers annualized junk. Three setpieces stolen from whatever movies are out and some generic shooting galleries to connect them. And IDK throw in some war crimes apologia.

I think Infinity Knives & Brian Ennals' A City Drowned in God's Black Tears is the best album to come out this year but I also don't hardly listen to new music so

This is a key indicator of an impending economic downturn.

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God, that NYT writer emailed Epstein A LOT

Dick Cavett noooooo

73 year old (at the time) Larry Summers emailing famous pedophile Jeffrey Epstein for relationship advice and getting a confounding sports metaphor reply.

It's so funny that every rich person apparently has a magical spell they put in their email signature just in case they accidentally email a non-pedophile

@futurism.com hey did this interview you guys tried to do with Jeffrey Epstein regarding "Trump's cuts on science and your philanthropy." ever happen?

Even Steve Bannon is in here like "hold on, I need to run this by the one guy who is more of a slimy creep than I am."

Home Box Office my ass, this is some direct-to-video sequel to Raja Gosnell's Scooby Doo looking shit

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For Arc Raiders to ride the wave of human sociability all the way to the bank, while also being so contemptuous of the thing that makes us social animals in its own workflow demonstrates a lack of artistic integrity that I find impossible to ignore. Our review: https://bit.ly/49bVn01

lmao the only purpose the democratic party serves is to trick people into thinking it serves a purpose

TV shows now of days expect me to care too much. If I gave a shit I'd go see a fuckin movie, you dopes.

So it turns out this story originated from a pro-Opus Dei outlet and was meant to whip their reactionary base up against the new pope. Bummer.

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wrote about PATRIOT, a double great show, over at @rollingstone.com for its anniversary, with thoughts from Steven Conrad, Terry O’Quinn, and Kurtwood Smith: www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv...

It's kind of fucking wild to think about how BG3 Expansions would have dominated gaming in 2024 and 2025 but

Guy who hates birds but covets stones: "You mean I can kill two of the bastards using half the stones I'd normally need?!"