The rise of deepfake pornography in schools: ‘One girl was so horrified she vomited’ www.theguardian.com/society/ng-i...

Cosplaying winter during summer is stupid. But the dissonance of Australian Christmas goes deeper than that...

She was working in a bridal shop in Flushing Queens 'Til her boyfriend kicked her out into a crushing machine

Don’t say that! Every academic will start putting it on their CVs. 🤣

JACK: i'm telling you there's water up there JILL: is this really the hill you want to die on

HBO Max putting out a remastered version of this post where you can see the friends

the Breaking Bad reboot is only available on bluesky

This is actually good Christmas tree decoration advice

You reach a certain age where getting carded at the bottle shop stops being flattering and starts being a humiliation ritual. I don't know when exactly but it's well before you're literally twice the legal drinking age.

@absurdcompliments.bsky.social I heard somewhere you were getting into the Christmas spirit?

The True Meaning of Christmas Understanders

My big project: The Death Generator. It's a tool for making fake video game screenshots, just fill in new text and it'll give you a (generally) pixel-accurate image back, the correct fonts and everything. deathgenerator.com

Fluoride in the water supply is making the Yuletide gay

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NEWS: The Institute of Museum & Library Services has restored ALL previously canceled federal grants to libraries, following a ruling by a federal judge in Rhode Island last month. This is a massive win for libraries & communities in every state & territory! Learn more: www.ala.org/news/2025/12...

Uteruses are like mob bosses. Every month they "send a message" and it's unnecessarily bloody

Google Scholar *could* be using AI to actually scrape journals that aren't currently captured in its citations stats because they're not 'properly' formatted. Instead it's going to ruin the search function itself.

so it begins

"videogame" is not ensouled "computer game" contains a great deal of spirit

Me when I get to babysit my 5 year old cousin

Not sure if any single part of academia felt more like a weird cheat code than Interlibrary Loan. Like, I just say a book I want, basically any book, and this crack team of experts just *get it*????

Outstanding

I am tantalizingly close to 100k views of my dumb blog, a milestone I never even considered when I started it last new year's eve! And only half of those were just me making edits, max. hannahshelley.neocities.org

My cruel brain keeps telling me it's Friday. Don't know why. Maybe it's a December thing

pronouncing "document" the French way

Sometimes the vectors of tastelessness collide and smash into a million pieces, like one of these objects in your child's grubby little hands.

There is a fifth wave of ska, beyond that which is known to rude boys

Automatically opening hidden replies because bluesky auto-hides jokes now

Going to send this to people as an insult

Broke: Die Hard is not a Christmas movie, it’s an action film Woke: Die Hard is set at Christmas. Christmas film Bespoke: Die Hard is about death, judgement, and deliverance from evil (and people anticipating the celebration of Christmas with an office party) and is therefore clearly an Advent movie

That cancelled TV show you'll never stop thinking about

6497 year old Elrond trying to hang with a bunch of 30-140 year olds

Look, it's a *bit* more complicated than this, but on average if you look at this graphic before writing something about a ChatGPT conversation you had you'll avoid being an absolute idiot.

ChatGPT is 3 years old this week — what was the world like in late 2022, and how did that shape what ChatGPT has become? I wrote about ChatGPT as a pandemic technology, centered on expectations of social isolation in ways that continue to define it. mail.cyberneticforests.com/what-was-cha...

GUYS GUYS MY BROTHER MADE ME THE MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL BUSTS

COMING SOON: AI + Guy™

The time is out of joint #AISlop clocks.brianmoore.com

Shoot first, ask Christian Slater

Shuffle mode ass weather

Me showing an interest in my dog's hobbies

when you accidentally write "tanks" instead of "thanks" in an email, and now your colleague fears you are going to show up at their desk with an army of tanks

November 30th / December 1st

I love to hate this movie so much, which is its own form of joy

I came across this promo I made for my shop in 2023 incorporating then-new niche “AI video,” reveling in its comically offputting garbage outputs while it was already being hyped as “tHe fUtUrE oF hOlLyWoOd,” but actually this was the aesthetic peak of the tech, it should have stopped right here.

this is quite the detail