Happy #FridaytheThirteenth ! The only official and accurate picture of the Friday Thirteenth Jinx. ( #PhantomsFriday for good measure.)

Moskowitz: "Trump's name appears more times in the Epstein files than God's name appears in the book about God"

This is one of those periods in history when moral clarity can really only lead you to ridiculously simple answers. Anything else is making excuses

February 5, 1916: Enrico Caruso records "O Solo Mio" for the Victor Talking Machine Co. His recording of Canio's aria from the opera "Pagliacci" was the first million-seller and the commercial success of his recordings helped establish the future of the industry.

They kill us for their sport.

"It's clear that there's a rampant dumbing down in progress in which not knowing things is considered a virtue. I don't throw my hands up in despair, but I do try to indicate that it's a very serious problem." — Carl Sagan

Trump To Europe: ‘Getting Greenland Was Mr. Dilbert’s Final Wish’

ICE Agents Wait At Edge Of Delivery Table To Deport Newborn

Katey Sagal was born January 19, 1954 in Los Angeles, California.

There is no flavor greater than the flavor of a quirky woman And imma fold like a dinner time napkin every time

Good reminder from this state highway!

“One of the tragedies of this life [is] that the men who are most in need of beating up are always enormous.” Rudy Vallée; The Palm Beach Story (1944)

Make it viral.

Combat the awful

We're back, rested and ready for more archive exploration in 2026! As we balance precariously on the metaphorical penny farthing of time, here's hoping for a healthy, happy and peaceful New Year for us all - wobbling slightly but still upright and speeding onwards (fitted sportsing shorts optional)

January 4, 1971

January 3, 1976

December 29, 2003

Saturday Evening Post (December 28, 1935)

A Christmas message.

They vanish tongue-tied in their guiltiness. Go you down that way towards the Capitol

The Shining (1980)

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“I promise to question everything my leaders tell me. I promise to use my critical faculties. I promise to develop my independence of thought. I promise to educate myself so I can make my own judgements.” ― Carl Sagan

Peter Criss, Gene Krupa, Jerry Nolan, NYC, 1966.

Let us first see peace

You put the “thing” in “anything”

Brilliant actor from 90s cinema currently in the “Where Are They Now” department

a xmas song that tells everyone to shut the fuck up

Dying

it’s so weird to look around and realize like, tech and media are materially worse than a decade ago

Cowards die many times before their deaths, The valiant never taste of death but once.

Tim Kaine, what a dipshit

Mickey Mouse’s portrait by Robert Crumb

Everything is so stupid

Mary Shelley's Doctor Frankenstein's Monster's dick

October 25, 1912: Sarah Ophelia Colley is born in Centerville, TN. While working in North Alabama, she met an elderly woman whose amusing country speech and mannerisms inspired her to create a comic character that eventually became known as Minnie Pearl.

Baby in a placenta I know I know, it’s serious