Across the board the problem is clear: Too many geeks, not enough freaks.

The real problem with modern Doctor Who is that it’s not written by total fucking freaks. To write it in the 1960s you had to be obsessed with alchemy or believe Theudebert I was descended from Jesus; now they just want you to know how to write for TV, which was notably *not* a requirement in 1968.

when ur on a walk and there's a dog

-The Ferals/ Feral TV -Yowie -Midsomer Murders

WHATS UP YOU WET MOTHERFUCKERS

Oh baby I hear those rings a-lording, tossed salads and scrambled ents

We're not gonna sit in silence, Crisafulli.

it really bugs me whenever i see the "you don't hate _____ enough" meme. not only because the first thing i ever saw in that blank was "localizers" but also like... it's just utterly wrong. we already hate everything too much bsky.app/profile/shiv...

The main Iranian spokesperson dude is Sephiroth Posting again fwiw. I will say they are far more lyrical than Trump when they do this. Probably because they’re all PhDs

Maya Glover, daughter of NASA astronaut and Artemis II pilot Victor Glover, celebrates father's accomplishment to Korn's "Freak on a Leash" (2026)

The new VERY hagriographic Michael Jackson biopic starring MJ's nephew is out at the end of the month. But back in 2004 an unauthorised and EQUALLY flattering biopic was made in Canada. Here is a clip and I promise you have NO idea where it's going. I haven't done a single edit here.

When you're sending Nutrilite brochures to every house in your suburban cul de sac:

"his best customer" 1917.

art gallery: You finish that painting of Frodo and Gollum? Artist: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.

The Jetsons lied to us

"Separate art from the artist" is cool when it's someone like Lovecraft who's dead as hell, not when it's someone extremely alive and explicitly leveraging her media property to fund anti-trans activism. This isn't difficult.

Gregor Samsa good ending

things woud go fucking crazy if me and an open minded woman got up to some bisexual Shit

First of all, how dare you? Second of all, yeah that tracks

If you think that's saucy, wait til you find out that's not her tail

The best there ever was:

Extremely Good!

torpedo smorgasbord 1-3

photo from a friend at a lego convention right now, amazing 🌭

Male

i only post things no one asked for but me from now on

idea i had

I saw someone call Ai a Thneed and I can't stop thinking about it. It's a PERFECT analogy. The Thneed was an all-purpose tool that didn't do anything really useful. It was a fad that did major damage to the environment to make the Onceler a billionare. It left no real lasting impact, only damage.

Two boomers having an argument about Ukraine outside the grocery store, while shoppers around them are increasingly succumbing to Cyclone Madness™️ Never ever log off

wizard interview

Anarcho-Trumpism: A Thesis www.eruditorumpress.com/blog/anarcho...

I'm wearing a shirt that says "Women hate me. Toilets fear me." and I'm asking if the veterans discount applies to reservists

the adhd drug shortage is utterly perverse in that the only way to get your meds is to perform epic feats of executive function, the exact kind that you require your meds to do

Imagining meeting Gonzo at a party, striking up an interesting and spirited conversation but accidentally making a social faux pas before he politely excuses himself and avoid my gaze for the rest of the night. Now I know Gonzo hates me and I have made my bed in hell.

The joke is on you, Baby.

DEMAND TWINKS

if u remember this show u had a childhood

Realising the only interesting thing I can offer in terms of Doctor Who's relationship with Harry Potter is that the two times it's referenced on the show are times when they mirror each other: SHAKESPEARE: a rapid ascent on the way to the peak REVOLUTION: stagnation, some alarming warning signs.

ASHLEIGH: we’re going to the ralleigh ANDRE: is it todae THOM: no it’s thomorrow STEPHEN: at sephen o’clock MICHAEL: how much were the tichaets PHOEBE: they were phroe MARGOT: oh man i wish i could got GEOFF: me too i’m geolous

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