The biggest lie in America is that we don't do this. That we are better than this. The truth is that we are not. But we could be.

Clarice Starling out here calling him Doctor Lecter, "Doctor" Lecter. Surely he is no longer practicing.

remember, if michael myers or freddy tries to murder you today tell them NO! today is jason’s special day for murdering

HAPPY FRIDAY THE 13TH!

"One hand points forward, while another shields his eyes from the bright sun of our future. He reaches one hand to me, and I take it, while two more hands lift me into the palm of his hands. I am putty in his hands. His fingers, dozens upon dozens of them, all of them upon me."

30 years ago tonight:

ECONOMY: SHAMBLES OIL: $300 PER BARREL COUNTRY: ON FIRE REPUBLICANS: Hey man can i look in your child's pants? Just for a second man is it cool if i inspect your child's genitals. Just a quick little look man it's totally cool i just need to make sure you're not doing crimes. Just a quick touch man-

cafe worker told me "oh that's a good one" after I chose a specific danish for breakfast and I've been riding that high all day

Old Soviet joke: man goes to newsstand every day, picks up Pravda, looks at front page, puts it back. “Comrade,” says the new seller, “why do you do this every day?” “I’m looking for an obituary.” “But comrade, those are in the back of the paper!” “The one I am looking for won’t be.”

anyone here in 2026? I post on the video of me singing the Major General song in the 6th grade play that my mom posted just one hour ago.

This is sweet and nice in a very lovely way.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but you look fertile-- please have my babies

There is a man at the ACC tournament screaming Iris by the Goo Goo Dolls while Stanford tries to shoot free throws

Every day of life under Trump is waking up to a headline like, “Wyoming is missing”

Part of me will always wonder what if Helen Hunt and Hank Azaria coulda made it work.

LOOK WHAT I GOT

“the thinker of tender thoughts” by shel silverstein

The weird ads where the lobbyists are clearly talking directly to Trump, like I get what you're trying to do, but why do you show them to me? Do you think he is also watching 'Jennifer's Body" on Tubi?

Fun thing to think about very briefly: who currently has better lawyers, the United States or Nintendo

Despite having the same last name, David Byrne and Rose Byrne are not father and daughter, as you might assume. They are, instead, best friends.

one more excerpt

When Sgt. Declan J. Cody was born in 2005/2006, the Iraq War was already two years old.

Oklahoma is the least funny state

Pronouncing "pizza pizza" in all the wrong ways.

Is It Time to Reappropriate Perv Culture?

The exquisite pleasure of being pantsless on the couch

Blsky will end when Jamelle and Stancil kiss

Let's fucking go

sure the pedophile felon president just illegally bombed a country that may have nukes while federal forces under his command murder and harass people in america and immigrants are tortured and he moves forward with plans to build concentration camps and sorry idk where i was going fuck all of this

They kill children, and they do it on purpose. That's why they got in the game to begin with, so they could kill children.

my baby’s got it out for me - aso / alias error open.spotify.com/track/5tS3We...

Bully up

I hope Anthropic and the Department of War both go out of business.

exercise is such bullshit what do you mean feeling like shit makes you feel good

Prison is too good for these monsters, unless it's a prison they run.

"Bluesky doesn't have the juice." "Real media access is still only on Twitter." "No one important uses or will ever use this site." Skill issue. If you post good, the right people will figure out how to get in touch with you.

i love the film Two Peaks by david Lunch

mel brooks voice: matcha pilates in bali before a labubu rave

Again: trans people are a very small minority. If your *KNEEJERK* reaction when you encounter these rare & beautiful butterflies is *ANYTHING* other than “What can I do to make your life a little brighter?” you need to interrogate yourself. Impede the life of trans ppl & you’re in danger, from me. ❤️

Sweet home marijuana.

Hans Gruber is Ghost face

If I haven't talked to you in 10 years you're assumed to be dead or MAGA, so that if I meet you again I will be stoked if you're neither.

Don’t spend the precious moments of your life watching an old rapist lie to you on TV tonight, do something healthier like chew on roofing nails

Happy 'entering the town of Twin Peaks' day to those that celebrate 🥳

If you were taken in by the “high school sports” Trans panic I think you’re dumber than dirt. I think you should lose independence. You cannot be trusted to live life without hurting others through your stupidity and require a custodian. “WHAT ABOUT FAIRNESS IN SPORTS” hello, ward of the state.

You can put corn flakes on top of jelly, that's a cobbler