I'm the guy who wasn't interested in cologne until I saw Johnny Depp play wolf guitar in a Dior ad.

best ending of all time, let's be real

"You're killing me, Smalls," the Millennial whispered with a quiver.

Really spiraling out after seeing the new Tamagotchi commercial

in my heart I know that Lin-Manuel Miranda wants to play Zohran Mamdani on SNL so bad it physically hurts him

This movie rips.

whos in the social media bubble now you gooncel freaks

Saw flags at half mast and burst out laughing.

The Millennials are coming to power and we will be absolutely obnoxious dipshits about it.

Viewing this as a mandate in favor of my “Stop making me hear about Ezra Klein” platform

this genuinely feels like a moment history books will look back on where the Democratic Party was forced to either fix its hearts or die

The cry-laugh emoji is back for this post and this post only.

Earle-Sears ran what felt like 12 billion ads about how much she hated trans kids and I didn’t hear a single pundit say she should stick to real issues that affect real people.

the voters have spoken and they love being trans and threatening to shoot republicans in the head.

Ron Smith

The "I Voted" sticker was a civic masterpiece. People want that little fucking slip of paper gdi

Twin Peaks: A red traffic light in the dark.

Can't believe this is how I found out.

Putting a question mark at the end of all the kids' "Future Voter" stickers

Cheny's dead so DC is recalling Nightwing #1 again, jic

Dick Cheney Was Doing War Crimes in Exactly the Right Way, by Ezra Klein.

REST IN PISS YOU DISGUSTING FUCKING WORM IT WILL BE CANABALISM WHEN THE EARTHWORMS DEVOUR YOUR BODY 🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀 MOREOVER, ICE MUST BE DESTROYED www.cnn.com/2025/11/04/p...

"I looked again, noticing its form. It was a bunny so small it could fit inside my palm. My fear subsided. I started jumping in place and spinning around with excitement. I’d never seen a rabbit up close."

IT IS TIME FOR BLUESKY RECIPE POSTING do you have a cheap, healthy, low-cost recipe? post it here! or quote tweet this post. or dunk on me for something I don't care just post easy meals that people can make right now.

I don't want AI. I want to stop filling out my entire medical history every time I go to the same doctor

every star trek episode is titled Ere Fire Down From Olympus Came and every plot is "what if a comet had a milf on it"

Future generations will look back on our current fast casual bowl era the same way we look back at people making, like, Campbell's soup tomato Jell-O salad. What the fuck are we doing.

I can't be sick, I had a salad two days ago

We will kill you with love. You will thank us for killing you.

👎 cruelty and crime condoms and consent 👍

I'm great at breaking barriers. I have a system. I only get a concussion like 2 outta the 6 times

Sometimes a movie is a 5/10 but it's a 5/5 version of a 5/10.

Ghostface quizzing a victim about Stab movie canon

At their heart, all movies are cringe -- but it is the cringe to makes Cinema

Eating Skittles and watching a movie and a character in the movie started eating Skittles, like hell yeah me too my guy

Some goodballs put an onion in their trick or treat bowl and it turns out that my kid is the exact audience for that joke.

in the remake of silent hill 2 if you hold down all four triggers during the "In Water" ending james will get on a jet ski and light up a big cigar and zoom off into the sunset

Goddam right I'm Left Shark again this costume cost $80

Are all muppets the same species just with wildly different phenotypes like dogs or are there a lot of different species of muppet

“some people abuse SNAP” your soul is rotten

A common theme of Trump II is an utterly cowardly class of elites while everyday regular people have risen to the occasion

At least now we’ll know who’s stealing rainbow flags if they start disappearing again 🤣

HELLO SIDNEY. DO U CONDEMN THE ACTIONS OF HAMAS

Attorneys was the scientist, Attorney's General was the monster

If you see someone stealing food - no you didn't.

Is this Wednesday?

might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen

Trump Says He Won’t Rule Out Third Reich