not many people know this, but Barilla has a line of 3D printed pasta it sells mostly to the fine dining industry. I don't want the pasta. I want the pasta printer

When people say that the economy being good feels completely disconnected from their lives, this is what they mean. Okay, shoes are AI now, and they get $50 million for that. Reading that sentence doesn't feel like getting bonked on the head with a bowling pin at all.

LinkedIn, what if--since you already are asking me if I applied to a job or not--you USE that information, and don't email me jobs I've already applied for?? WHAT IF, HUH??

Personally I think when a world leader announces “Tune in tonight at 8pm Eastern to watch the world end” like it’s the fucking season premiere of Roseanne we should have a different leader the next day.

I ate your PLUMS and I cannot lie I'm guilty and I won't deny That when I found them kept in a pretty chilly place yeah I put them in my face and man, YUM, couldn't have enough 'Cause you know that my tum is stuffed, But you were breakfast saving, Your forgiveness now I'm craving

I'm so tired of "x is clearly AI, they use proper grammar and different forms of appropriate punctuation" like no, bud, you're describing writers.

"The children are always ours, every single one of them, all over the globe; and I am beginning to suspect that whoever is incapable of recognizing this may be incapable of morality." -James Baldwin

Fundraiser for librarian Luanne James, who stood up to her rightwing library board that demanded she remove kids books with any trace of LBGTQ+ characters or content. "I will not comply." They sacked her and cops escorted her out. She's a hero. This banned author just donated.

cat

I agree 100% with Steven Vickers that authors will be falsely accused of using AI in the coming years. In particular, authors like myself whose works were stolen to train AI systems are at risk. When we write in our own unique styles, AI trained on us will quite likely flag us as using AI.

Good morning! You have 6 hours to snag one of these cool as hell queer FUCK ICE hats my beloved has made for the @ourfamilyourfight.bsky.social Fandom Craft Fair! Money goes to the American Immigration Council! Links below!

Does anyone use caps/covers on their Switch joysticks and have any recs? I don't care about aesthetics. I destroyed the last pair of I had because I apparently my thumbnail hits where I hold it and since drift didn't come for this set, my thumbnails did. Would like to prevent it with the new pair

They should invent a career you feel good about

please. please I just need a job. what is with the fucking humiliation rituals. why are there secret code words.

Capitalism needs to stop mostly because we've run out of company names. Everything is just a mishmash of a syllables, and they all sound the same.

Hey, my friends, you gotta find a way to define your values that don't include the word "servant" if you want anyone to work for you. You can indicate that you want employees to care without insisting they be servants.

In case using LinkedIn to find a job isn't impossible enough, lately it keeps switching languages on me for absolutely no reason. My profile is set to English, but today I've seen Spanish, Italian, and German. Fun!!

The gamification of state sanctioned violence preselected to harm marginalized populations Added to a dark reward pattern giving a Pavlovian response That’s great !! So awesome

It's come to this: The Ig Nobel Awards, presented at Harvard or MIT since the 1990s, is moving to Zurich because the US is not safe for foreign visitors www.swissinfo.ch/eng/research...

10/10 take. no notes

Like. I don't get how LinkedIn is the place everyone looks for job when they are so, so bad at being a job search site. The same jobs posted and reposted for months with no intention of being filled and LI says that's fine and good.

Y'all okay? Like I promise not to hit or harass a coworker. Can I have a job? These were literally the only two non-standard questions this app asked. This is all they cared about.

Application question: What SaaS do you love? Fucking NONE. NO ONE LOVES IT EXCEPT THE COMPANIES THAT PROFIT FROM IT. You made a subscription model out of something people used to own and it's TERRIBLE. Also I reserve my love for people and pets and certain video game companions! NOT COMPANIES.

We have a new winner for dumbest question I've ever seen in a job app. Tempted to just say "I know 150 characters isn't an elevator pitch; it's an insult." They require a PhD for this role anyway and I have a BA so I haven't a chance. And this just is icing on the cake.

I'm not moving this space saver. 📹: @kimmy_butland

How are things going? How are things GOING??

Every business right now thinks its such an essential part of your life that you'd give them anything to keep using it and brother I am here to tell you I don't need a chat app that bad

please sir that’s my emotional support fallout 4

Some of y’all really are tying weights around your legs, throwing yourselves in the water, and then scream that you’re drowning. And I love you but it’s exhausting.

I’ll never get tired of this ad at our local indie theater 😂

💯

once again shoutout to every dipshit who insisted it was hysterical to talk about trump and white supremacy in the same breath www.rawstory.com/trump-267487...

When my dad was in hospice, my mom and I grabbed breakfast one morning before heading over. I honestly don't think we even talked about him or where he was in a way anyone would know the situation, but someone there paid for our meal.

in 2026 we are NOT hustling, we are NOT grinding, we are doing just enough Job to have money for Video Game

And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, was present at the end of the universe, having witnessed every black hole evaporate and every proton decay. Even so, Death would not come.

Not too late to get flusted and boosted!!

when a poor person uses food stamps for a steak or homeless person spends $5 on a beer, it’s seen as proof that all poor people are so bad with money that they shouldn’t be given any, ever, for any reason. $77 billion out the window, and zuck’s legacy as a safe government contract bet is secure.

“Men are experiencing a loneliness epidemic and no one can figure out why. It’s a truly confounding mystery.”

Blahaj is coming out of this pretty bag to wish you a good Trans Awareness Week. ✨🦈🏳️‍⚧️ #art #cuteart #transawarenessmonth

I love this.

Ritcey’s also happens to be trans-owned! 🏳️‍⚧️ Show them some love, Boston

Is anyone else obsessed with the dishwasher soap commercial where the guy says "deterghent" not "deterjent"? How did this happen? How did no one correct him on the day? Was it created by AI?

Share if you agree

Got my performance review.

The people who took my headphone jack need to be arrested today

Just so I'm clear: TV host says we should kill every homeless person? No big deal TV host says the right must "go to war" with the left? Pfft. TV host says the government is cracking down on critics? Well, the government cracks down on him for the criticism. Free speech, everyone.