THE LOW PROBABILITY EVENT IS COMING keep an eye out for raining fish

All right folks, here we go! My project of the heart for these last few years has found a home at last, and while I'm a little nervous about it (see blog post), I'm also **thrilled silly 👇** www.cheriepriest.com/blog/evergre...

Scientists named this species of hairy ghost pipefish after beloved Sesame Street resident Mr. Snuffleupagus and we're obsessed.

The number of “it’s not just me?” responses is telling.

“Juror 96, let me buy you a steak, and let’s talk …”

I have composed a song called "Brushing Day" to the tune of "Yesterday", to sing while I am brushing the cats. Mainly because the lyric, "Suddenly, I'm not half the cat I used to be. There's a giant fur pile next to me." just popped into my brain fully formed, and then I felt compelled to continue.

I have never paid $4.99 a gallon until this year.

IN WHAT CONTEXT COULD IT POSSIBLY MEAN ANYTHING ELSE

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One more season on Netflix coming soon!

Yes, there are buttons. effinbirds.threadless.com/designs/ai-a...

@toadally.bsky.social Guess what just came out today? Feels very appropriate. @sambeckbessinger.bsky.social

"Where could I acquire such a thing for mineself?" Oh you can preorder now anywhere books are sold! Why not Bookshop or your local indie? :) us.macmillan.com/books/978125...

Time to play "How many stupid people will ignore the signs?"

Good morning

I am sterile and feral *runs at you on all fours*

THAT'S RIGHT, MOTHERFUCKERS, I WON A WEBBY AWARD. Here's my 5-word speech. #webbys

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

Going to put the phones on night and shut my office door tomorrow.

Ummmm is anyone reading the arc of MONSTERA? Asking for a nervous friend.

TODAY'S COMIC: Anatomy of the Van Meter Visitor

This is amazing!

WIZARDS (1977)

Today’s advice from your Goth Auntie -Unclench your jaw, drink some water, take your meds. -Don’t feel guilty for resting. (AKA do as I say not as I do.) -The Cursed Object hummed soothing songs at me while I was suffering through the migraine. I’m sure the lyrics were about jam. ❤️ Auntie Jilli

happy Tom Holland stormwater management day to all who celebrate.

$5.02 for unleaded here. I need to start working from home.

*whispers "please, please, please"

you fucked up a perfectly good freedom of navigation is what you did look at it, it's got tolls

Paging @darthbluesky.bsky.social for a spooder judgement

Like the vast majority of spiders (certain Australian psychopaths excepted) the Brown Recluse does not seek confrontation and will only bite if threatened or trapped. To use words Kyle Rittenhouse will understand, Brown Recluses have a Castle Doctrine and abide by strict Stand Your Ground laws.

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You SCRAP Jeff? You HARVEST his BODY like the DUMPSTER? Jail for Hillary! Jail for 1,000 years!

Anxious Goldfish Crackers

Why keep taking insulin if your blood sugar looks good today?

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Right?? So happy to see him publicly ackn.. hang on.. Oh come on!

If your brain doesn't make the chemicals it needs, there is nothing shameful or dependent on getting those chemicals from a doctor. Saying elsewise is saying that glasses, shoes, and clothing are all shameful, as our bodies are not naturally equipped to walk on broken glass without injury.

Wow! Finally acknowledging how shitty our government has become.. *finger to earpiece Oh come on!!

Mur - der - bot! 👏 👏 👏 Mur - der - bot! 👏 👏 👏

there are so very few pleasant surprises these days preorder a book or two enjoy a pleasant surprise u deserve this

Yay!

Doctor: I’m sorry to tell you that the best option for you is a hysterectomy. Middle-aged cis woman, hope slowly dawning in her eyes: …Yeeterus? Middle-aged cis woman’s friends, leaping out from behind the furniture and dangling from the ceiling: YEETERUS! YEETERUS! YEETERUS! YEETERUS!

Your daily affirmation: I’m allowed to be happy. I’m allowed to look like a frazzled Muppet. I’m allowed to build a fort out of books and hide inside for a day or a lifetime.

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Today’s #IndieApril spotlight is Rob MacWolf, author of You Look Lost, Pup, At First Belonging and other spicy furry stories! Give them a follow at @robmacwolf.thevoice.dog and be sure to check out their website, linktr.ee/robmacwolf #IndieAprilNote: These stories are NSFW/18+. VERY spicy!

In the mood for something with swashbuckling summer vibes? #indieapril 💙📚🪐📚🌈 books2read.com/SpidersFriend mcburnell.itch.io/the-spiders-...