HAPPY FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE

hahaha yikes

@shaheen.senate.gov @hassan.senate.gov why. why. why. why. why. why. why. why. why. why. why. why. why. why. why. why. why. why.

Looking at some of the close mayoral and special election races that did not go Ds' way in NH last night after what appears to be a huge blue wave nationally, I am once again renewing my call for Someone Else —Anyone Else, really—, to lead the NH Democratic Party. #nhpolitics

Idk I read his article and this seems like a misrepresentation. He says like a million times that we still need to cut emissions, he is just also saying we need to invest in infrastructure to support vulnerable people through the temperature changes that ARE occurring and will occur.

Administrators at Indiana University baselessly fired the student media director and ordered the student paper to cease its print edition, so it'd sure be a shame if this excellent digital front page were to be widely shared today issuu.com/idsnews/docs...

Dmitri Shostakovich saw Jesus Christ Superstar! He also liked it so much he considered writing a rock music themed suite (like his earlier Jazz suites) but died soon after.

KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag. KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense. KOKO: jealousy professor

AOC: I think there's two things that are happening at once: One, there absolutely is an unprecedented abuse of power, destruction of norms, erosion of our government and our democracy in order to prop up an authoritarian style of governance However, they are weaker than they look…

Good name alert

I’m so glad Turnabout DMV is back

I saw Ekko Astral and PUP and Jeff Rosenstock and Double Band and Triple Band tonight and no one can ever hurt me again.

Something beautiful for the weekend! An extraordinary Acheulean handaxe knapped around a fossil shell c. 500,000-300,000 years ago! The shell’s central display has been described as an example of aesthetic intention by the toolmaker. West Tofts, Norfolk. 📷 MAA Cambridge University #Archaeology

Oh, boy! It's the Safe Sleep Spider!

bring back VIOLENCE. bring back WAR CRIMES. It's not enough to be SAFE, we have to be DANGEROUS KILL as many PEOPLE* as POSSIBLE *definition of person subject to change

Work smarter, not harder. I've been getting really great results with this new AI-based tool.

we used to build household shrines to Going On The Computer and it's no coincidence that as we abandoned these we started straying further from god's light

It's happening! It'll prolly take a few days so we don't get shadow banned! Thank you!!

the thing is I love men and care deeply about their feelings and I would like for there to be a better world for them in which they can express themselves and be free in who they are. but men can’t be liberated without women being liberated too because it is the same liberation.

How do you expect your children to build a better world if you won’t even let them be in the one they inherited?

Le gens quand on leur dit "Brigitte Macron s'est tapé son élève ado" : 😪 Les gens quand on leur dit "Brigitte Macron c'est un trans" : 🫨😱🤯

Probopass is widely known as Hatsune Miku.

@hankgreen.bsky.social IT’S PEEPY??????

yeah I think im gonna initiate Head in the Sand Mode wake me up when we’re gonna actually do something about this

behold, a summer cherry clafoutis

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I only said the car would be "self driving." You assumed that means it doesn't hit people. That's on you

Some thoughts about the military parade in my hometown of Washington DC today -- specifically, the route. Military parades in DC are quite rare. But when they happen, they have always begun, symbolically and geographically, at the Capitol and moved outward. 1/

nooooooooooooo Brian Wilson

Ok I know misty copeland is in her forties but it’s bonkers to me that she’s retiring

This doesn’t really seem to be what the timeline is talking about.

Saw her recently and she is inspiring; this is what the country should be

I told you that the foreshadowing this season was lazy and forced.

did some research and this is actually an established thing, done by every postwar president besides lbj, Nixon, and Carter The only one who had a photo actually face them on the desk? Harry Truman.

one of my favorite details about the Trump Oval Office is he has a ton of family pictures, but not a single one is actually on the desk facing him. They’re all behind him facing the camera

‘It’s Good To Practice Some Self Care,’ Says Man Kicking Back And Letting Last Chance At Happiness And Success Slip Away theonion.com/it-s-go...

“And so the Greeks send me this horse, we’re talking about one of the most beautiful horses you’ve ever seen. So big. So strong. Normally they keep this kind of horse for themselves but they were such big fans they said sir, please take our big wonderful horse we’ll even bring it to your house”

A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope

i’m a little very concerned that the government is about to adopt a stance (or already has) that the first amendment only applies to acts of Congress and not to the executive

Forgive the earnest post here, but one year ago this week, Global Tetrahedron took over The Onion. We've since brought back the paper and ONN, dramatically increased revenue, and hired more writers and artists. But most importantly, as other places debased themselves, we refused to bend the knee.

every day without a Pope is another knife shoved directly into my skull . this is kony 2012 all over again

Stop digging the hole deeper. We already have the highest in-state public university tuition costs in the country. Free Staters don't believe in education, but the business community is saying enough already. They need a work force -- we need to educate our children.

nobody can afford to build a conversation pit!

JD Vance Liz truss’d the pope???

If the U.S. government is going to take the position that, once removed from the United States, folks can’t be brought back, then it sure seems to me that federal courts should be reflexively and categorically barring *all* removals until they’re 100 percent certain that the removals are lawful.

I will say this - EVERYONE with power seems to be desperately hoping that unpopularity does the work that consequences need to do