pov: it’s 2008 and your life will change

The correct response to rfk saying he wants to exterminate autistic people is to loudly tell him "die, motherfucker" instead of trying to explain that human lives have value.

about 90% of culture war grievances is literally just people with nothing happening in their lives getting mad that other people are not as unhappy as they are

the death of physical media is terrible for many reasons! but the loss of blooper reels and deleted scenes and featurettes and commentaries???? remember what they took from you!!!!

Friends, I know you're excited to try protesting, but under no circumstances should you ever sign up to attend one. I'm suspicious of any org asking people to put their name on a list that is easily accessible via warrant or may even be public. You can just show up day of.

I don’t care what Rachel Zegler did I don’t care what Chappell Roan did stop asking me to hate famous women for being kind of a bitch. Kind of a bitch is the ideal state for any woman to be in.

is ur child texting state secrets in a Signal chat? ily - I Leaked Yemen (attack details) smh - Secret Message Hahahaha tbh - Talkin 'Bout Houthis idk - I Doubt Korea (is in this signal chat) gtg - Gonna Text Goldberg

"HEY ROCK, GO F*** YOURSELF"

God, take JoAnn's pain and give it to Hobby Lobby

*sabrina carpenter voice* have you ever tried this one? *a functioning guillotine rises from the stage*

After tonight’s halftime show

Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize

SAY DRAKE-

"The revolution about to be televised you picked the right time but the wrong guy" KENDRICK 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 #superbowl

More of this, America.

The person I’m rooting for in the Super Bowl is Kendrick Lamar 💅🏾💞

Imagine in 2009 that Taylor Swift would be presenting the best country album award to Beyoncé at a Grammy’s from which Kanye was thrown out for trying to show up uninvited

What if, I don't know, there was good news. Have we thought about doing that.

I want Chappell to win everything tonight and be very very gay on stage because the world needs that ❣️

swifties ready for whatever is gonna happen tonight

I've assembled a team of the most horrible perverts and criminals you've ever seen and we're going to fix this country

i didn’t know what to put on my cake so my girlfriend picked for me

“you’re so funny!” thanks i dream of cracking locks, throwing my life to the wolves or the ocean rocks

I have a little plea and it's this: please keep posting about things that aren't The Horrors. I am not saying to not look at or be informed about The Horrors. What I am saying—what I am genuinely kind of begging you to do—is keep posting about books and movies and sunsets and pets and joy. Please.

For Reals

As an Autistic, absolutely fuck anyone who is using Autism to defend Apartheid Clyde. You are falling for the normalisation of Fascism and you can go fuck yourselves you bootlicking morons.

No executive order has the power or the right to tell you who you are. F*ck that noise. Surround yourself with love, and when you’re ready, get back in this fight. We need you. 🫶🏽

ACT UP, 1990

“A Hitler salute is a Hitler salute is a Hitler salute.”

it’s going to be so much fun when he dies

Nazis: "that's a nazi salute" Historians: "that's a nazi salute" Average person: "that's a nazi salute" The Media: "Elon Musk makes odd gesture throwing his heart to the crowd."

PSA: you do not have to watch the news tomorrow. You do not have to keep track of everything day 1. This is a marathon not a sprint. Take care of yourself and spend time with friends and family. I'll be out on the slopes wfh my partner enjoying nature. They can't take our joy, I won't let them.

Hell yea

Seriously though the Stupid Evil Party vs. the Stupid Useless Party is really getting on my fucking nerves.

you know what *is* available. TiK ToK by kesha

If you’re feeling like you need to smug up because you never had a tiktok … 🤫 Shhh, no one cares.

Y’all can’t be this stupid to not understand that this is way bigger than tiktok.

They banned an app before they banned a gun. It’s not about our safety- it never was. It’s about control.

For folks in the US, I can't emphasize enough how important it is to support queer art over the next few years. Project 2025 seeks to label queer art pornographic and those who make or distribute it pornographers and sex offenders. We can't roll over and accept that. Queer art will live forever.

the TikTok algorithm is so good that it even served up the perfect video to act as the background for its ban announcement

taylor swift please buy tik tok (jk lol) (but actually pls save us)

This is so fucking annoying it’s like yall don’t see them stripping our rights away right in front of your fucking faces and you make your little satirical posts about it like you’re cooler than everyone else. Wait until they come for something you care about.

as someone with two harry potter tattoos, i’m so glad i never got on the neil gaiman train. i’ve reached my threshold for piece of shit authors.

Do you want to end up like corrupt China?! So anyways, you guys are only allowed to socialize on one of these apps that are owned by the richest men in the world who also happen to be the president's best friends

Happy full moon to all the weirdos 🙂‍↕️

“We shifted timelines in 2012” “we shifted timelines in 2020” we shifted timelines when they took porn off of tumblr and you all know it.