Vinod Chhaproo
@chhapiness.bsky.social
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Dream Husband. Dad to 2 girls, a raccoon and a sloth. brb, hypnotizing my dog to turn her into a cat
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Married Wrapped 2024 list is out! My most heard tunes were 1. Whatās for dinner 2. Did you even look?! (Explicit) 3. Never mind! Iāll do it myself
about 1 year ago
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Waiting for my wife to approve this Halloween costume of a husband who can make decisions independently
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Dads donāt need the A/C, they just pop the collar on their tucked in polos to stay cool
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Alexa! Wake me up if there is an emergency like the world has returned back to normal
10 months ago
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Just got back from 10YOs last science project fair of the year, and happy to share that since 1st grade utill now there has been a tremendous growth in the effort put in by the parents
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My wife still brings up that one time in 2015 I complained of tired legs while she was in labor
8 months ago
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Billhelm
8 months ago
A slow cooker shaped phone. Call it a crock a dial
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Lock Wilford
8 months ago
From now on I am telling myself all my skeets have been bangers, the likes just disappeared
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Walked my dog past a group of dads at a barbecue, now my dog wonāt stop talking about property taxes
9 months ago
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RealLifeMommy3
9 months ago
Itās not a couch covered in laundry, itās an art installation titled ācouch made of laundryā
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Jimmer Cork-Bottle
9 months ago
I know things ordinary people don't know because ordinary people don't talk to squirrels.
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My kids are hooked onto bubble tea. A friend said their kid threw up after trying it at a new place. I am so excited to find that store and take my kids there so they experience that and give up boba tea
9 months ago
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Regular coffee comes from beans, expensive coffee from Mercedes beans
9 months ago
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RealLifeMommy3
9 months ago
Iām starting a new game at work, itās called āif you use the word āgoodā in the same sentence as the word āmorningā you owe me a coffeeā
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To the world you may mean nothing, but to someone you may mean especially nothing
10 months ago
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Alexa! Wake me up if there is an emergency like the world has returned back to normal
10 months ago
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If your kid is struggling with constipation or taking a bath what really works for us is asking them to do the dishes, those magic words get them straight to the bathroom
10 months ago
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Everytime a child makes a dad joke a Home Depot stud finder proudly beeps
10 months ago
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Whatās your favorite track from this festival?
10 months ago
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Dog Therapist
11 months ago
a journey of a thousand miles begins with a single: "who wants to go for a walk? who's a good boy?!" āshih tzu
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Fickle Filly
11 months ago
Please donāt sit next to me⦠Please donāt sit next to me⦠Please donāt sit next to me⦠FUCK! - me on public transport
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Instagram went down today. Itāll stop once it gets married
11 months ago
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Happy Monyay!
12 months ago
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For Lent I am giving up asking permissions from my wife, once she says itās ok
12 months ago
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Every 27th email of the day from the school should include a discount code for couples therapy or a liquor store or both
12 months ago
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Teacher: Whatās this constellation called? Brian: Orion Bryan: Oryan
about 1 year ago
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bought an eggplant, imma grow my own eggs
about 1 year ago
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My five year old was watching the snow fall and said, snow is just cloud poop Iāll never be able to make snow angels again
about 1 year ago
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Brick's House š
about 1 year ago
Things I've learned: - humour is an indicator of intelligence - if she says she's crazy, believe her - always stash an emergency roll of toilet paper
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CrazyMyra
about 1 year ago
Are they sure it's not 4.9?
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Kiss My Fat Ash š
about 1 year ago
i feel like i might be just one bologna sandwich away from new leggings, so let the hunger games begin
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Uncle Duke
about 1 year ago
because nobody wants to listen to Devin play the damn bongos again for six fucking hours
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grandmas be like imma stay for a few days and reset your children back to factory settings
about 1 year ago
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Introverts wear glasses to avoid eye contacts
about 1 year ago
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Until I became a parent I had not seen another human cry cause they were not the first one to fart in the new year
about 1 year ago
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Guys just relax women really mean it when they say, āno Christmas gifts this yearā
about 1 year ago
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Things that grew rapidly this year 1. Bitcoin 2. AI 3. My stomach
about 1 year ago
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Iām keeping the romance alive by gift wrapping my wifeās Christmas presents which she ordered from Amazon
about 1 year ago
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My kids go through so much shampoo, Iām convinced that they drink it. On the bright side theyāll have a very smooth and silky esophagus
about 1 year ago
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Sštella
about 1 year ago
Due to inflation, a picture is now worth 2387 words
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CrazyMyra
about 1 year ago
"This is not my first rodeo," I proclaim confidently, not realising I've signed up for the circus.
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Starring Michelle š
about 1 year ago
[every time I cook] Me: Hmm, how can improve this meal? *adds more cheese*
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Married Wrapped 2024 list is out! My most heard tunes were 1. Whatās for dinner 2. Did you even look?! (Explicit) 3. Never mind! Iāll do it myself
about 1 year ago
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My kids will be late to school even if we lived inside the school
about 1 year ago
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Me; Alexa! Start understanding my Indian accent Alexa: Hereās what I found on Wikipedia about median cement
about 1 year ago
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Surprised my wife with a paper airplane her reaction proves that women donāt care about origami
about 1 year ago
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Sardonic Tart
about 1 year ago
I rearranged the icons on my desktop so they look neater I'm done for the day.
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Amish Super Model
about 1 year ago
Pharmacist: may I help you? Me: Can I see the menu, please?
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Eternal Samnation
about 1 year ago
At worst, using a lot of slang terms used to make older people think you sounded uneducated. Now it makes you sound like an escaped mental patient on cocaine
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Fomo Simpson
about 1 year ago
Hey that's my circus! *does double take* And my monkeys!!
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