Season 6 of Community is underrated

Oh my fucking god this is amazing! Someone choreographed a frug (is that even a word or something Fosse made up?) to “Feel it Still” by Portugal. The Man Good vibes, baby! youtu.be/afCB4vJChXU

defund the cop in your head

Oh my fucking god this is amazing! Someone choreographed a frug (is that even a word or something Fosse made up?) to “Feel it Still” by Portugal. The Man Good vibes, baby! youtu.be/afCB4vJChXU

One day I’ll make a proper YouTube video about this whole thing but the University I went to hired some shitty local marketing company and they put out three tv ads that are insultingly dumb short sketches with a quick tag about the school at the end. This is real. youtu.be/8PkiDbirzZU?...

Every day is shut the fuck up Friday. Shutting the fuck up doesn't just affect you, it affects your friends. Solidarity with all who shut the fuck up.

In honor of the upcoming motion picture Toy Story 17, I've started a new account called "GET IPAD" that documents the first time fictional characters from the past come across a smart device.

I don't think there's a better depiction in pop culture of the entire process of a war than Dinosaurs Nuts to War part 1 & 2

Now is a good time to watch Jim Henson's Dinosaurs episode "Nuts to War" just to see how little has changed in 34 years. It's entertaining and depressing.

[redacted] all billionaires

I learned that the sales department here is going to be using some kind of AI-generated room layout software. This is the first act of a sitcom that ends in chaos and the sales department in tears while the audience laughs. These fuckers can barely send an email and now they’re teaming up with AI

Insert generic jam band joke

Bro, what the fuck? The last Ticketmaster hung will be the on who sold us the rope at a very inflated price

There’s a local comedy club who keeps hosting festivals every few months, different themes, all of them with the highest submission fees I’ve ever seen for a festival. Submission fees are already a scam, the more I learn about this comedy club the more I await their demise

Hey, San Antonio, am I fucking crazy or are the Texas Cavaliers just the Klan with money?

Having a very severe flare-up of “if you want something done right you have to do it yourself”

So many Christians would hate the bible so much if they ever read it

im sorry but you gotta tell your boss to go fuck himself if he tells you to go out on national tv wearing shoes 4 sizes too big, god its so insane and funny and pathetic wtf is wrong with these people

Fuck ICE

Often the avant-garde things are the most exclusive and expensive. Like if you want to go to a restaurant where a chef makes “cotton candy” out of foamed tunafish, that will cost more than McDonalds. But it’s the opposite with music, where an experimental concert costs 20x less than 60 year old rock

“an hour of stand-up that really captures the buried rage so many of us are feeling at this exact moment. Filmed simply, keeping the focus purely on Kashian's top tier jokes, it's a fresh, topical, lively, and often cathartic look at modern times —“ - Consequence youtu.be/v5kJlI41V2g?...

If I were a billionaire, a frivolous thing I would do as soon as possible is pay Lil Kim to go into the studio and replace every Diddy verse in my music collection.

Jesus, two titans of heady stoner worldviews are chatting it out! This will genuinely be an interesting discussion

Work keeps giving me more hours so I have less free time this week. Making up for it by revenge shopping at used bookstores online. Time to see what this Robert Anton Wilson dude is all about.

A stray cat in my yard had kittens (I thought she was fixed), so I’m gonna post a bunch of kitten pictures

Magneto was fucking right, bro

Competitive Ginsberg

I can’t get anything accomplished and I don’t drink. I don’t understand how people can be successful and have drinking problems. I can barely take a weekend off from work, how the fuck do people go to rehab and still have careers? Good for them, but what the fuck is wrong with me? (Rhetorical)

I like the simplicity of this new line of Uncrustables with double the protein of a standard Uncrustable and all they had to do was put twice as much peanut butter on there. Respect.

most of the music i listen to was made by people who sound like they don't know how to play their instruments and has production value that sounds like it was recorded inside of a toilet

Jesus Christ, this is a good fucking cover! No guitar, just bass, keys, sax, drums, and the vocalist who sings with his whole fucking soul youtu.be/8kVYdLjoyPE

I think the first thing that really radicalized me was when our school superintendent left for a better paying job when I was in elementary school. I didn’t know what it meant but I knew that money was more valued than community and stability.

Oh my fucking God! Can no podcast just talk about the subject in the title?

I have a kinda friend who once tried to defend himself in a story about getting shushed for talking at a concert. He tried to make a case for talking during a concert because he paid for the ticket and he can do what he wants. This is the same energy I think of when I see dudes proud to use AI

I love feeling the omnipresent stress of regular working class consumer debt while also reading headlines like $14 Billion Missile Accidentally Destroys $11 Trillion Truck and Fitness Influencer Rakes in $2 Million Monthly Selling Frowns on OnlyFrowns

I’m pissed at PayPal and my bank so can we go cash only on everything? Or maybe trade shiny pebbles and spices?

Anyways.

What the fuck is the shadow self? That sounds like a successful, happy version of me. Fuck that guy.

My PTSD has PTSD, I’m a shell of a human being in constant survival mode who figured out how to self-medicate enough that medical professionals think I’m doing alright. Thank you, weed!

This cool as shit Stop motion Barbie does “Rich Man’s Frug” by Warren Wright From Bob Fosse’s 1969 Sweet Charity youtu.be/DYYxY2yMVEE

Just watched Sweet Charity at a movie theater. Jesus Christ, that movie is long! But the highlights are worth it and the ending is very down-to-earth in a cartoonish way. Still super fucking long.

We need Borat to briefly appear just to drive the pronunciation MarkWAYYYNNE* into our collective consciousness. *same syllable stress as “My wife!”

There is a conspiracy afoot in San Antonio: someone keeps buying up all the left handed guitars. There used to be at least one or two in a shop but now it’s consistently zero. And if I happen to see them someone they’re gone a week later.

my dad was an election clerk on Tuesday... he had to make the Shamwow guy stop filming in the polling place lmao

I will abandon my bid for Senate if Weezer releases the complete “Songs from the Black Hole” recordings on vinyl

I'm calling out late-night comedians for not supporting trans people or commenting on the terrible laws we are subjected to. I'm looking at you Daily Show. I'm looking at you Oliver, Colbert, Kimmel, Fallon & Meyers. We bring too much to the arts & the world for you to be silent to our oppression.

2/ Fun fact: Japan treats cedar allergies as a national public health crisis. Specialized curtains, pollen-resistant clothing, government mitigation programs, remote work policies during season. Meanwhile Texas has Reddit threads about drinking cedar berry tea. texashighways.com/culture/find...