I think of all the time I wasted on Ted Lasso when it's always been Shoresy.

Made the last contribution to my kids 529 for the year. I have four more years of this and I'm done thank Christ.

Wu-Tang is not only for the children but also for ever.

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One big problem with Trumps “retirement plan.” They will match up to 1000 per year… but now companies can dump their employees off the company plan which matches way more…. Onto the govt plan. It’s a corporate handout… again

Everyone still remembers Joe Wilson doing that. Including Tom here. *THAT'S* the point.

It's uncomfortable that these insane people have moments of clarity that I agree with:

They won't start with banning birth control. First they'll lie about it. Then dictate who can prescribe it, use it, fund it, in what forms, and for how long. Suddenly, your doctor won't call you back. I know this is what they'll do because it's what they're doing to transgender healthcare right now.

...we could have a conversation about how many Trump pardoned J6'rs that have now re-offended. I'm sure it's greater than one.

What in the fuck are the other 2% thinking?

Shoresy is it. (I'm ashamed I didn't find this gem sooner.)

I am watching the SOTU solely to see how much he's going to try to gaslight us. Especially on the economy. No jobs. Inflation is getting worse. His concentration camps... (Inflation is not stabilized.)

this clip from Shoresy of people rattling off Dutch names is the funniest and most impressive thing I’ve seen on tv in a long time

The Citron report reminds of Hindenburg Research.

aaaaaand: 175 entities in the network were sanctioned today by the UK.

Jesus fuck.

How does that go again? Oh yes, I remember now: Republicans should be forced to carry Tony Gonzales to term:

"a dead girl or a live boy."

Lol. They're gonna do (another) rug pull. Like Eric Adams.

Can we please impeach and remove him already? Isn't everyone else tired of him destroying their 401k already? I can't be the only one.

Fuck this.

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"How to watch Trump's SOTU address..." Liquored up certainly helps. Blazed works too.

Awww. But I felt like I was just getting to know "Tina" ("Tina" has blocked me for some reason.)

Look, more dark tourism. *Of course* it's brought to you by religion.

What an amazingly bad take by someone who has never had to deal with religious crazies in positions of power. This kind of fucking take always comes from some shitty anon account.

USA Daiso stores suck.

This is what year+ gaps in launch cadence get you. You owe the experience debt: either launch frequently and find the problems or you can pay for it with frequent launch delays. You pray for the launch delays vs the alternative of finding a catastrophic error with 4 astronauts on top of the stack.

This one hits hard.

Everytime I see her posed like this, which is most of the time, I think of that monster from Big Trouble in Little China. You know... the hairy one.

Historian here Bayer living up to its tradition of supplying the gas for concentration camps in Nazi Germany.

I hope John Roberts signed all his mortgage paperwork correctly

Justice Kavanaugh openly worries that refunding billions in illegally collected tariffs will "be a mess." The Court wasn't worried about the mess IT created when it struck down Roe. And the Court wasn't too worried about the mess IT created with the half-assed Citizens United decision.

There's never any 10th century British archers with flaming arrows around when you need them.

Ok, so it's none of the early access screenings...

That's some bullshit. I understand 70mm prints never make it to San Antonio. But no 70mm showing of Project Hail Mary in Austin? Austin... which has HUGE film roots. No 70 mm. Complete bullshit.

Sounds rough! I avoid this ever happening to me with One Weird Trick

Charli xcx's Wuthering Heights soundtrack is great. ...and hearing John Cale makes me want to spin up Velvet Underground and you don't really have to have a reason beyond that, do ya?

Finally getting to the end of Tehran Season 3. I wish they hadn't delayed it's international release.

Project Hail Mary's runtime is 156 minutes. There better be a Director's Cut later with moar.

I did not want 2026 to be a repeat of 2022.

Not hard to grasp the concept that in a democracy with functioning justice, people feel confident in their economy. Good for you Korea. You deserve it. 💪

That was a helluva run by the Canadian Women's Hockey team. Much respect.

Kinda weird that the party that controls the House, the Senate, and the White House claims there's rampant voter fraud.

...now I have to have a conversation with my daughter about how Interlochen is now off the table for camps. I feel horrible about having opened the door to my daughter to consider this only have to now shut this option out; I had friends who went to Interlochen in the 1990s.

Prosecute the mother for child neglect. Manslaughter if he dies.

Bullshit. This is about walling off apps. This is about them having control. I should be able to sideload whatever the fuck I want.