At 9:18, 3rd period of the Finland-Switzerland women's ice hockey QF game, the ice crew came to clean the ice during a pause What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling

well credit where credit’s due: it’s 2035 and i’m driving to work in elon musk’s moon city—or rather my optimus robot chauffeur is, heh. i’m just kicking back and enjoying the view. what kind of a name for a moon bridge is owl creek

Montana pajamas?

America is yearning for "it."

I get this, but here's where I'm at: Trump & Vance are the worst of us. America is bigger than them, and they win if we let them define us. Team USA is the best of us. It's filled with Americans MAGA hates—first-generation + immigrants, LGBTQ+ athletes, people of color—& I'm gonna root for them.

Minimizing the window where I read about how our world is a joke and we're at the mercy of megalomaniacal evil perverts. Logging on to the work zoom. "Heyyyy I'm good! How are you?"

He’s just describing The American Dream but you’re supposed to hate it for some reason

Catherine O’Hara SCTV thread youtu.be/990OaFr8EYw?...

One of the best things I’ve read in a while:

Fernando Mendoza: "Let's fucking goooooooo"

Go Hoosiers.

this is genuinely incredible

friendly reminder The things you believed were right yesterday are still right. They'll be right if they put you in jail. They'll be right if they shoot you. They'll still be right when these people are dead and dusted and gone. which they will be

Video message from Federal Reserve Chair Jerome H. Powell: www.youtube.com/watch?v=KckG... www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/s...

Curt Cignetti: "I'm really not thinking about the next game, I'm thinking about cracking open a beer"

“What a year, huh?” “Lemon, it’s January 3rd”

We haven't seen an Indiana squad turn back an Alabama offense this decisively since Antietam

The final Calvin and Hobbes, which appeared in papers 30 years ago today.

The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5

if tumblr dies I need this video to make it's seasonal rotation here instead just in case, Happy holidays 🎄

Old Man vs the SEA

can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot

Dying at the first time Swedish Chef sees Big Bird

thinking about her today…

There are more of us than there are of them.

We're each of us alone, to be sure. What can you do but hold your hand out in the dark?

Why does everyone keep calling it “The Epstein Ballroom?” Please stop repeating “The Epstein Ballroom” because it is not called “The Epstein Ballroom!” Don’t tell the news that it’s called “The Epstein Ballroom” and please don’t repost this!!!!!

we are all sherman

[at my second rodeo] listen up you ignorant sack of shit

ACOG reaffirms that acetaminophen is safe for managing pain and fever during pregnancy. No reputable studies support suggestions like those in HHS’s recent announcement linking acetaminophen use in pregnancy to autism; in fact, high-quality studies show no such risk. https://bit.ly/47Wxc59

2024: awwwww Indiana made the College Football Playoff 🥲🥲🥲 what a great underdog story 2034: who can stop Indiana from completing the 7-peat 2044: President-elect Cignetti will serve as Indiana's head coach through inauguration but must step down before his 17th straight championship

I saw goody proctor celebrating charlie kirk’s assassination

Cam Bynum picks off a Bo Nix overthrow and celebrates with the Colts mascot

GHISLAINE MAXWELL: here we go, boss. a big book of letters from all of your horrible best friends JEFF EPSTEIN: oh neat! look at this one from Donald GHISLAINE: that one's fake actually

what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.

Florida Decided There Were Too Many Children

i met anubis in the realm of the underworld, big strong guy by the way, had a dog’s head, i’m not so sure about that. and he said to me, mr president, you’ve got the heaviest soul we’ve ever weighed down here. can you believe it? they’ve never seen a soul that heavy in all of duat

Frey: And don't just say, this is about thoughts and prayers right now. These kids were literally praying. It was the first week of school. They were in a church.

That’s right

this iconic advertising copywriter named Kathy Hepinstall Parks died over the weekend and I wanted to share something from her website I thought Bluesky would like

Really don't get why conservatives are so mad about the new Cracker Barrel logo

[writing the constitution] Benjamin Franklin: Write down "no dumb fucks as president" Alexander Hamilton: Stop saying that Benjamin Franklin: I'm tellin' you. You're gonna regret not writing that down

civilization vi leader two turns before you destroy his lone attacking trebuchet unit with a missile cruiser

Patient, sobbing: But Doctor, I AM Pagliacci! ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.