Orban, Bolsonaro, Trump, and all the rest of these goons want you to believe they are inevitable and, once in power, invincible. They are not.

Melania: I never cut child in half with sword. I never do this. The entire USA: what? Melania: not me.

Things that help calm the nervous system, quickly: - Box breathing (in for 4, hold for 4, out for 4, hold for 4, repeat) - Immerse your face in cold water (activates mammalian dive reflex) - Humming (stimulates vagus nerve) - Exercise (anything helps, outside even better) - Impeachment and removal

hey if you think you're mad now just wait til tomorrow morning when we find out who all made money off this

BREAKING: Gyre Widening

What a beautiful moment.

This image of home just came down from the Artemis II crew. Taken after their translunar injection burn, there are aurorae at top right and lower left, and zodiacal light at lower right. Credit: NASA/Reid Wiseman

There are now 10 toilets in Space International Space Station: 4 Crew Dragon Docked at ISS: 1 Soyuz Docked at ISS: 1 Tiangong Space Station: 2 Shenzhou Docked at TSS: 1 Artemis II on way around Moon: 1 This will be the first time a toilet has left low earth orbit!

PONYO

Can we get 10,000 RTs for this

C-SPAN caller to Rep. Pete Sessions: "Your party has given the power of the presidency to an insane, pedophelic serial killer"

I'm losing it at this delivery robot getting absolutely smoked by the Brightline train in Florida 🤖🚅

Hello Friends, I am happy to announce that the first episode of my podcast "Hoosier Homiez" is up on YouTube. This labor of love has taken its time to become what it is, with the hope of becoming a safe place to discuss difficult topics. www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3iI...

you are loved, and we will win

"Open the Strait of Hormuz. You may not receive the help of any other sovereign nation. Fastest wins."

this junkballing Czech electrician is a folk hero in Japan for striking out Ohtani in the last WBC (stopped for photos/autographs etc) but he's retiring after this bc Czech league ball doesn't pay the bills. I love the way he took in in this one last surreal moment before going back to normalcy

Different year, different coach, same absolute malaise with #iubb Is this the price of #iufb’s success, karmically?

These are the 4 things AI can do well: •Clean up your email inbox (badly) •Give my shittiest neighbor (Alan) something to talk about at a party •Tell a 12 yr old to kill himself •Incinerate a school at 10:16 AM on a Tuesday You can see why we need to base our economy around it

Anyways.

THREAD: Weirdest athlete/president combos from Leaf’s bizarre President’s Day set Dominik Hasek/Bill Clinton

I am starting to perhaps……. maybe…….. possibly………. wonder if the MAGA movement may not care about women’s sports as much as they claimed in the run-up to the 2024 election……… will need to conduct further research

Everyone from the Olympics Scandals actually did great at the Olympics —Canada curling won gold after BoopGate —Cheating biathlete won five medals —Credit card fraud biathlete won 3 golds —Norwegian crotch parachute ski jumper won a bronze Milano-Cortina 2026: Messy and Thriving

And the women’s team: - the daughter of Chinese immigrants who rebuffed an aggressive campaign to get her to skate for China - the daughter of an Italian immigrant embryologist mom who named her after a Michelle Pfeiffer character - the pansexual daughter of a Texas cop (who is her biggest fan)

Alysa Liu: "THAT'S WHAT I'M FUCKING TALKING ABOUT" 🗣️

ALYSSA LIUUUUU

At 9:18, 3rd period of the Finland-Switzerland women's ice hockey QF game, the ice crew came to clean the ice during a pause What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling

Montana pajamas?

America is yearning for "it."

I get this, but here's where I'm at: Trump & Vance are the worst of us. America is bigger than them, and they win if we let them define us. Team USA is the best of us. It's filled with Americans MAGA hates—first-generation + immigrants, LGBTQ+ athletes, people of color—& I'm gonna root for them.

Minimizing the window where I read about how our world is a joke and we're at the mercy of megalomaniacal evil perverts. Logging on to the work zoom. "Heyyyy I'm good! How are you?"

He’s just describing The American Dream but you’re supposed to hate it for some reason

Catherine O’Hara SCTV thread youtu.be/990OaFr8EYw?...

One of the best things I’ve read in a while:

Fernando Mendoza: "Let's fucking goooooooo"

Go Hoosiers.

this is genuinely incredible

friendly reminder The things you believed were right yesterday are still right. They'll be right if they put you in jail. They'll be right if they shoot you. They'll still be right when these people are dead and dusted and gone. which they will be

Video message from Federal Reserve Chair Jerome H. Powell: www.youtube.com/watch?v=KckG... www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/s...

Curt Cignetti: "I'm really not thinking about the next game, I'm thinking about cracking open a beer"

“What a year, huh?” “Lemon, it’s January 3rd”

We haven't seen an Indiana squad turn back an Alabama offense this decisively since Antietam

The final Calvin and Hobbes, which appeared in papers 30 years ago today.