According to the instructions on my Ramen noodles 🍜 if I don’t put enough water in the product could “ignite and burn”. And I just know that drunk me will want to test that someday.

The war on women has never stopped. #USDemocracy #Pinks

Hey #YYC… Save the date. #abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli

The FBI Director, the DC US Attorney, and the Secretary of Defense walk into a bar. Apparently like every day.

Well alrighty then Chicago pope

No idea if it’s true but it seems extremely likely.

“I don’t have a problem with immigrants, but they need to come in legally, if they don’t want to get deported, they shouldn’t break our laws.” – white dude that sells cocaine

Trump’s “golden age” where every day Americans starve and billionaires steal from them to feast. How far a once good country has fallen. bsky.app/profile/dvsm...

He isn’t wrong.

And rightly so.

Thank you #Alberta for choosing joy and inclusion over rage and division - we’ll be cheering for you in 2026 in the next chapter of the fight! #CanadaIsNotBroken

”Take your life as it exists today. Now imagine no Canadian passport. Imagine border checks to visit family in B.C. or Manitoba. Imagine your pension, healthcare, trade agreements, currency, and mobility all thrown into uncertainty, overnight.” open.substack.com/pub/colenotc... #ableg

Nearly 40 scientists are aboard the Araon, an icebreaker heading for Antarctica’s fastest-melting glaciers. Our journalists are traveling with them for a two-month expedition that could unearth crucial data about rising sea levels. Here’s a tour of the ship. www.nytimes.com/live/2025/cl...

i faked that biting lip emoji

With his ultimatum that Ukraine surrender to Russia, Trump finally wins a prize: The Neville Chamberlain award for betraying peace, freedom, and justice.

If you are a person who finds joy in making fun of others, do me a favor and block or unfollow me now. If you see that I’ve unfollowed or blocked you and you are in this group of people, you will know why.

drop him quick and dirty and then we get rid of the rest of the nazis

Fashion is insane. Y’all be trying to convince me I need to buy whatever rise of jeans is ‘trendy’ these days, and I’m still out here wearing the exact same blink-182 tshirt featured in my 10th grade yearbook photo

Monte Mader @montemader.bsky.social

I overnighted a new label maker to my house so I could properly label things at 7 am this morning if that kind of thing makes you horny

it’s called a harmonica because of the harm it does to your ears

I agree Fuck you to INFINITY!!!!

What movie did you see at way too young of an age?

Lol ok

1/10. What's happening in Texas is nothing short of criminal neglect. Experts had warned that cuts to NOAA/NWS will cost lives. More importantly, Texas politicians are absolutely aware of the flood risks. How so? Their own State Hazard Mitigation Plan says so (more in thread below) #TexasFloods

Sharing is caring ...unless you have herpes.

when women gather together and laugh until we cry, we are casting magic and healing trauma.

when wife gives you lululemons, make…her return them or something idk

One of the greatest moments in television. #Newsroom #JeffDaniels

We are with Jasmine!!

This man just beat Andrew Cuomo and the entire political establishment:

Democrats & friends CAN win a supermajority in both houses of Congress. Trump & his policies are hated enough to do so. It means a hard, full court press by everyone - laser focused on republican controlled offices. No distracting internal fighting. If succeed Trump can be impeached & removed.

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Love this quote and posted it awhile back: I will soothe and heal you; I will bring you roses. For I, too, have been covered in thorns. —Rumi

June Algonquin Moonrise. #backcountry #AlgonquinPark

"Bluesky is dead" Meanwhile on Bluesky:

There’s nothing like a Victorian cemetery to show you why vaccination matters

R.I.P. Brian Wilson

We are the ones we’ve been waiting for.

Serious question: How can the Canadian Press continue allowing Postmedia to use its wire stories after making unauthorized changes to stories that run under its journalists bylines like this?

Woke up to the most beautiful bird singing outside my window… . . . . . . . . . …at 4:24am. Been awake ever since. Fack