Hey @baldwin.senate.gov go fuck yourself

The democratic parties ability to debase itself, even in the face of an outright fascist takeover is just so impressive. People are flocking to their side out of pure necessity but the party will not budge and thus, is one of the most hated entities in the entire country because of it.

Decided to try Threads and it’s unsurprisingly empty. Nearly everyone I follow there who is also follow on Instagram doesn’t post. And as usual, Meta defaults to an algorithm feed and you have to pick the feed you want every time. It’s a ghost town.

Finally, I get to loop Double Cherry Pass for an hour as god intended

If I say no to something and you keep trying to convince me to say yes it’s never going to happen and now I see you as a threat to my peace

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Just like last time, all these talking heads trying to convince us that the US should be the World Police, but we can't afford free tuition or paid maternal leave or medicare for all or student loan forgiveness. I'm so tired of this shit. I don't give a french-fried titty fuck about the middle east

Does DST kinda suck since we lose an hour on the weekend? Yes. Does it not kinda suck because we’re finally back to it being light for a good while after work? Hell yeah

Some = the whole sleeve but it (and some sleep) worked

The pain occasionally persists. We have graduated to Sprite and some saltines

We have graduated to two round of pepto bismol Chinese buffet, y u betray me

Let’s be real - the inclusion was to make money. The exclusion is to make money. Normalization of anything non-heterosexual is going to swing like a pendulum for the rest of our lives and beyond.

Note to self - whenever the stomach gets a little sour-y, chew some mint gum. Mint helps.

Another win to all the sleep last night - had a lovely dream about a somebody (no one here).

Only downside to Spring thus far is all the snow/ice melting. The basement dehumidifier had been so quiet the last couple of months. Now, it begins its unending process of extraction once more

Doc thinks I’m a good candidate for LASIK since my eye rx is so low. Need to do a proper exam (which I’ll do in the fall) but it’s a good first step

My fortune cookie didn’t have a fortune in it ;-;

Close to seven hours but it’s Saturday and it’s like…stupid o’clock right now. Hmm.

Got at least seven hours last night. This is gokd

It's a glorified guessing machine. Just like the autocomplete word suggestions on our phone keyboards. It's so funny that these idiots keep trying to find ways to keep the grift going

It’s a good app, but: $25/year for a subscription, which would be fine, but…. They don’t allow family sharing of subscriptions. So instead of $25 they get $0 from me. Good job!

You assholes priced me out thanks to everyone taking advantage of Covid interest rates, so I’m just gonna keep saving money. Wanna sell me a house? Then you have to be willing to negotiate. Eat shit otherwise

Question: “Why are men” Answer: “Because they see sex as the end goal, instead of seeing you for you.”

We did not do this last night. Instead I got five hours and a nightmare that wouldn’t end. Very cool!

live laugh limp bizkit

Dear brain: Notice how good we feel from 7 hours of sleep last night? Yeah? Let’s do that again tonight.

Stoked that this story I got into 20 years ago is now tied with Superman for the most comics sold EVER (600 million). It's a hell of a story. Strongly recommend the manga, or the live action Netflix series. Much love to Dragonball, but One Piece is going to surpass every other anime/manga story.

I decided to write. I also beat a run in Balatro but I have a hard time counting games I play on my phone. I have like, seven consoles for that.

new millennial housing just opened up

Dear Rusty Williams: how dare you, sir And no this isn’t about anyone I know here on Bsky. Not that this narrows it down

Decision paralysis is real. I could write. Edit some digitized vhs tapes. Scan family photos. Create perler bead art. Play a video game. Only one of these will likely happen. Wish I could do them all and feel accomplished Oh well

Did enough labor at work to get a warning tweak in my lower back. Any further and I’m gonna end up throwing it for a couple days 😫

Well it’s all but inevitable that this super corp will be busted apart and everything will be for sale. Disney is going to buy Looney Tunes. Just watch.

You ever have a dream that’s so traumatic you refuse to ever explain what happened? If I had a nickel for every time it happened I’d probably have five bucks by now 😫

Normally I am not a fan of pit bulls. My classmate’s sister died graphically brutally at the hands of one. I would not get one and will not. But. One of my closest friends has a pit bull. That dog typically doesn’t like guys. She clung to me all day during a visit. She leaned against me.

Folks…. Microslop. That is all.

Jeff Bezos after he forces WaPo not to endorse Harris and then fires all the war correspondences and then bankrolls a movie about Melania because he loves kissing Trump's ass so much, then Trump starts a stupid war for absolutely no good reason and several AWS data centers get fucking bombed

FUCK THIS TIMELINE www.mensjournal.com/news/bruce-c...

One day, these afternoon micro naps are gonna stop being a thing that mess with my day Today is not one of those days

Finally started playing Playstation games in the past year or so (or at least, games that were on a Playstation). So far I've played through - Stray - Spyro - P.T. - Kingdom Hearts Working on Kingdom Hearts II currently.

Abso-fucking-lutely guarantee he will lose 2028

Don’t tell me the “far left” is the problem when two far right governments are at war with another far right government.

Danhausen took a chance on our little show and gave an amazingly committed performance on very short notice. While opinions about companies come and go, I’ll always know he’s one of the good ones — or should I say evil ones.

Can't wait for him to pester "Adam Raw" and "Nick Smackdown"

MY BOY @danhausen.bsky.social. I could not be happier. He sings his own theme song. He has an entourage. It’s perfect. I love this so much.

It’s a midterm year, the Dems are pissed they can’t do any “give us $10 and if we win in November maybe we’ll think about not letting Trump invade Iran” fundraising.

HOW ARE THE DEMS SO BAD AT THIS