Very sad to say it seems Mike Fossey, aka Mike F. has died. Truly one of the funniest posters of all time and a talented artisan. Had been friends online for many years, but I got to hang out a couple times at shows in Boston and he was funny and sweet in real life too.

6-7… haha yeah like the meme lol. but seriously , is the anything we can do for my moderate to severe pain, doctor?

does anyone have the number for cia’s torture department? i have a new method for them after last night’s sleep.. or lack thereof

a standup comedy tour is just somebody repeating the same jokes in every town they visit

Exxon Valdez nuts

i thought luigi mangione was going on tour

MELIA is spending her second Christmas at the shelter. Lets end 2025 with a bang! By finding her a forever adult only home with no dogs. Cats are ok. Shes an amazing, smart, beautiful dog. Please adopt her Town of Hempstead Animal Shelter (516) 785-5220 3320 Beltagh Avenue , Unit Wantagh, NY 11793

new coochie ball dropping just in time for the new years countdown. by that i mean, i have another bartholins gland cyst, and it’s abscessed and i hope to get it drained next week

natural clean coal™, powering your home this christmas so you can listen to more nat king cole

snap chat flappy bird

at a certain age, women have to fave each others thirst traps because most men can’t

bro have you heard arctic monkeys’ mardy bum?? “i’ve seen your frown and it’s like looking down the barrel of a gun”??? mans has bars

i’m cooking home-processed food, if anyone wants to come over

I may not always be the bigger person, but I will always be the bigger buffoon

my favorite part about my ever-growing alternative christmas song playlist is how so many individuals have contributed to it over the years and i think about them when i hear the song they suggested

They're using the confinement box, one of the most horrific methods of CIA torture in the post-9/11 black sites, against migrants now. This is the direct result of the lack of consequences for the architects of the torture program. Either there will be criminal penalties for this or it will expand.

i’ve partnered with FanDuel so you can bet on which mental disorders i’ll be diagnosed with once i start therapy. and as an exclusive offer for my followers, you can get $100 free when you bet $20

opening a haberdashery in havre de grace called havre-de-gracery

i can’t believe i just put together that jesus is the lamb of God because he was His sacrifice and not just because he’s a little babboo. no lie they really should make that more explicit

Happy 6 7 weekend!!!

unfortunately they’re not all like this, but this is how the first baltimore light rail i ever took (today) looked

I saw someone call Ai a Thneed and I can't stop thinking about it. It's a PERFECT analogy. The Thneed was an all-purpose tool that didn't do anything really useful. It was a fad that did major damage to the environment to make the Onceler a billionare. It left no real lasting impact, only damage.

here’s something new for 2026. all health insurance packages offered to federal employees have ceased coverage for medical transition care. yet not a single plan has decreased in cost…….

i’ll be happy when i’m manic, and not any sooner

i’m hearing criticism of my new personality trait, person who doesn’t actively like anything. does anyone else else want to speak their opinion?

am i your favorite friend with depression? no, don’t answer that

When a head of state declares that he doesn't want a specific racialized group in the country, and his newly expanded paramilitary force prepares to target that group... There are terms for that.

there’s still plenty of time for my wallowing music to chart on my 2025 replay

oh sorry, you thought the two party system would get us out of this?

if you need me, i’ll be wallowing in my sorrow

happy ho ho hopefully day m.youtube.com/watch?v=2bHm...

“neither a lurker nor a poster be” -lord postonius

if trump dies in the whitehouse, would you want to live there with the possibility it was haunted by him?

wyd when’s someone brings this snack to the thanksgiving dinner

I was carried to Moon Planet in a swarm of bees

Me: whats up man ever since you succumbed to the forest youve had this undeescribable vibe My boy Trevor: *the sound of 1000 enraptured wasps vibrating a hive* Me: yeah i guess

wyd when’s someone brings this snack to the thanksgiving dinner

happy windfall day to all federal employees who celebrate

Shot + chaser

i personally didn’t realize they meant mcdonald’s impact in a literal, physical manner. i thought the only bombs they dropped were in my large intestine

those who fall asleep in a democracy may wake up in a dictatorship

they should make a movie or even a film about normal people

saturday plans sorted

everyone stop and take a moment to appreciate how pyramidal my mom's cat is

yo i wouldn’t read those emails haven’t you seen, the information contained in these communications are confidential, may be attorney-client privileged, may constitute inside information, and are intended only for the use of the addressee? They are the property of JEE.

today was an absolute write-off. nobody complimented my new sweater :(

i’ve heard enough (1 song)! lyrically, somber is the male taylor swift (derogatory)

potato torture. music to my ears

The elimination of USAID was an unforgivable moral atrocity that should haunt Trump, Elon Musk and Marco Rubio for the rest of their days and beyond