the FREE market?? i thought u mfs hated handouts 🤨

it’s your local neighborhood gen x dj checking in

i always mash up waterloo and build me up buttercup in my head

host the home run derby in denver if yr not scared

get me away from here i’m dying stuck in my head 🤔

my birth chart said i’m a bad teammate

did the pantone birth chart quiz and my results SUCK

Bruxism feel good as hell when i dont have a dentist in my ear telling me to wear a mouth guard

i’m sorry to report that the argentina jerseys are beyond swagless

the gluten free vegan cookie dough in my fridge

apparently one of my great uncles who was in the mob also had OCD which is a little too on the nose as far as realpartyvan family facts

a sneeze is goated when having something in your nose is the vibe

in da mood for an ice pop

more like inverteBRATS bc they annoy me

sometimes a sweet treat is just a packet of electrolytes

a gluten free bagel would be goated rn

sorry for being a h8r but does anyone actually like getting invited to weddings or is it just more of a hassle???

i would like to not be sick anymore

asking my fiance (who i met on twitter) if we should invite pissman to our wedding

If I was in the mob and they tried to “whack” me I would firmly, but politely, say: “no thank you, that is illegal.”

they should let u get a colonoscopy once a quarter if u want one

hot pee (i have a fevie)

it should be illegal to be sick when you’re off of work

there’s a style of restaurant branding that i’ve really only seen in atlanta that pisses me tf off

being annoying is the little known eighth sin

debating if i should go for a run tonight but i think i might be sick

i saw mitch mcconnell with the devil

i’m educating my fiancé on mike posners career arc

dogs love to lay their whole body across you when you’re already overstimulated

bikini bottom Rosary praying group called Sisters of the Devoted Plankton

Egypt wearing Falcons colors in Atlanta and holding a big lead in the fourth quarter makes me a bit nervous.

just asked me if nutswag is the term again

my dads like “soccers boring” then turns on track and field

anyone mind if i wear my horse girl shirt today

pearl tilts her head back and forth whenever i sing we like to party by vengaboys to her

red white and blue? oh, you mean light purple???

if hell is real it is cobb parkway

mr and mrs met are the most honorable baseball mascots the rest are alien blobs living among us.

atlanta loves to have a favorite new york style restaurant

pop music is in a dire state

This was slapped on a bus station and I’ve been laughing at it all morning

thinking about changing my avi on inst*gr*m. this is a big decision.

Need this bot to catch them doing the chop. First time I went to a Braves game and saw thousands of white people doing that simultaneously was the closest I’ve ever felt to being at a klan rally

today was the last day of my job #girlbossconfessionsafterdark

just saw british ppl ordering chick fil a

told my fave british coworker yesterday that i was leaving the company and that i was going to the england game but cheering for congo and i thought he was gonna cry #girlbossconfessionsafterdark

atlanta kinda goated?? chat is this true???

decent

i used to never drive with the AC on in my car no matter how hot it was because i heard it was bad for the environment and then i found out i have OCD