yessssssssss

jared goff looks like he was a sickly child

live laugh love

chai szn

there’s no more music i’ve listened to all of it

i wish i ate fewer carbs

can anybody get back to me with any information???!?!!

we should invent a laptop that doesn’t burn ur legs when you use it outside

sometimes i’ll turn to my dog and say “woof” and she looks at me like “omg how did u know that” like girl that’s just common knowledge sorry

where can i get a wig?

they shouldn’t make u read walden when ur an impressionable high schooler

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do u remembie the 21st night septembie

do u guys think i could turn a sturdy metal wire shelf into a stained glass workbench??????????

guy at the bar looked just like gavin newsom (derogatory) and i thought it was an irl vampire

horses sweat but they don’t puke. dogs puke but they don’t sweat 🤔🤔

it’s like some of u don’t even care about the track and field world championships

satiedays in ze fall be like

do u think my coworker will teach me how to knit if i teach her mahjong??????

urban farm dog

if pearl smells 2 drops of pee on the ground you better believe she’s gonna leave 3 drops of pee on the ground

get that bitch some plantains bitches love plantains

habit-forming antidepressants

i need to go visit my grandma for her 90th birthday but i’m having anxiety

need someone to make all my decisions for me

i’m freaking out low key

my psychiatrist asked if i wanted to increase my dosage like girl idk that’s your job

i used to work at an animal hospital here and on my first day as kennel manager my to-do list said to clean the windows i asked a vet tech if that meant all the windows (it was a building of all windows) and she said yes, so i spent all day cleaning the windows

can u guys show me the good posts only please?

u ever be in the mood for a colonoscopy

i think i triggered an autoimmune response by eating too much fiber lolllllll

i have the most american disease ever “oh if i eat too many vegetables i get the worst stomachache in the history of the world”

nobody care me

i learned to play mahjong if u even care

getting that toe arthritis yuuuuup

feel like i need to bend my foot in half backwards

they’re playing charli in the wework bathroom #girlbossconfessionsafterdark

marco blonde lol

i’ve always been to scared to take something from a little free library

back on my bullshit (creating videos in microsoft powerpoint)

learning that there may be professional tech deckers

does anyone have 5 ml of liquid prozac i can borrow?? pharmacy said my refill wont be ready in time.

9 pm should be a more acceptable bedtime for someone my age (29)

what should i paint

the university of kentucky commercial sucks this year im gonna kms

my least favorite word in spanish is probably pollo

ig it’s been a min since i’ve watched college gameday but now they apparently choose which team is gonna cover the spread instead of which team is gonna win which is soooo fucked

millennial parents name ur child something popularized after 1940 challenge

here’s my strut do do do