if i was a dog id be so nonchalant rn

it’s freezing macaroni

miami…of. ohio?

my new year’s resolution is to be beautiful jk

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strava will be my social media of choice in the new year jk

this is what pearl and i look like when we fall asleep on the couch

stoned AND starving??? in this economy? etc

there’s no reason why u should ever have to choose between this many lanes!!!!

what’s the point of having a made up email job if i have to go into the office tomorrow

2025 i finally found a fucking antidepressant that works and became not suicidal for the first time in many years. big W. huge.

i love during the football game when all the players say where they went to school

charli: 365 party girl bumpin that should do we a lil key should we have a lil line me, who has never done a drug in my life bc i’m scared: yessssssssssssss!!!

met a foster dog up for adoption at dinner and pearls now extremely jealous

no offense but been thinking about how much easier my life would be if i had straight hair

Never kill your self. (learns there’s no Olympics this year) Actually. Do whatever.

🚨pet using pillow the right way alert 🚨

lead run club today and accidentally had two old guys fall on my route and someone twist their ankle my b

I keep forgetting if you spend money in depop you spend money in real life

half of my household is ga tech fans so i can’t really enjoy the pop tart bowl festivities without being a huge bitch

my mom got me vegan reeces for xmas and i can’t stop eating them

they should make a hybrid version of the honda hrv #justmytwocents

the girls are fighting

my moms kitchen hand towel

frosting fight breaking out in the kitchen during gluten free vegan sugar cookie decorating

seven fish is too many

at the point of the night where my dad is making us listen to trans siberian orchestra

maybe I'll post my beers later but here's the dogs

she loves xmas (toys, seeing her relatives, etc) except for the hats

in english class they never teach you the most common of conflicts: colon versus self

when ur colon is so inflamed it starts to itch who can relate

just realized i traveled to texas 4 times this year 🤢🤮

none of the jobs i applied to yesterday have gotten back to me yet wtf

i am experiencing inflammation

i didn’t realize i was harboring so much pee

one thing u must know about me is as a child i was obsessed with north dakota, south dakota, and saying the make and model of every single car we drove past

why did i feel compelled to post that???

one time the ceo of my company asked if i watched 60 minutes like no dude i watch the secret lives of mormon wives i cant be a girl boss all the time

signs my dad came to visit

they call them complementary colors to remind you to complement them so u don’t forget to bc they’re so fucking ugly

would any of u come to a partay in lexington kentuckers in april????

now that they won a fckn game i can finally wear one of my fave estate sale finds

in the mood to change my phone background

i love when a road is a terrace

just remembered when my sister had to be gluten free before it was a thing and my mom used to bring gf pizza crusts to every pizza place we went to

this news article wants me to read it so badly but i refuse

whenever someone else tells me their ocd compulsions i’m like wow that is crazy town. whole time if i don’t turn the tv volume up to 27 and then back down to 25 three times something bad will happen to my dog when she’s home alone.

People act like an 18 hour drive is some kind of feat, a difficult thing. It’s actually simple and American.

Yo banana boy.