*Despondently* Haynes Kang

Prometheus to Charon

Intermission, time to share the best Batman post ever made

Me reading an athletic department setting up fraud through their .edu emails.

had me in the first half not gonna lie BUT IT DOMINATED THE FOURTH QUARTER www.telos.news/p/part-1-how...

YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????

T.R.O.Y. FRANKLIN!

Another Perfect Fullcast After Dark Favorite comments from the night here

Brian Kelly 🤝 Future

*laughs uncontrollably*

Broncos have some great ones in this regard, RIP Floyd Little

Truly thrilled to see people who believe in progress and good things be elected to office. Keep going.

woke wheel route’s always open

Run the fucking ball

🗣️ TOP. DOWN. CHROME SPINNIN’

Early reports from the front lines of right-wing media tonight are starting to trickle in. We’re being told “hoes mad”

“What in the world is in that bag, what you got in that bag?”

*remembering who their AD is* Yeah, this tracks.

Denver Nugget Juwan Howard!

“Hilary Banks, will you marry meeee-“ ass- win probability graph

Dodgers win, God is dead.

Bo Bichette running like Greg Jennings but that man hit that ball like it was his mortal enemy.

Happy Halloween, y’all.

The Loss of Skattebo

Fantasy football is dumb as hell.

CHOTINER: So your son is 14, is that right? IKARI: It's complex, Isaac. If— CHOTINER: And the “robot” he pilots, that’s actually the child of an alien you keep crucified in the basement, which is possessed by the spirit of his dead mother? IKARI: Look, let me answer the question. CHOTINER: Sure.

Two people I never want to catch the ire of: Pablo Torre Isaac Chotiner

the cover photo here really just makes the implicit racism inherent to transphobia explicit huh

Much like Mike Gundy, they may have to noodle him out of there

Devout student of the Jayden Daniels School for Ragdoll Physics

🎵cause I will be a freak until the day until the daaaaawwwwwwn🎵

Aaron Gordon, that boy nice.

Florida State boosters just got a new idea for getting out of Norvell’s buyout.

“Sacrebleu! Les Hardy Boys!”

Super Mario 64 (1996)

the aliens in Toy Story, 1995: ooooooOOOoooohhh me: this is it. this is what it’s all about right here

what do you MEAN "it's giving mother mother mother mother mother MOTHER MOTHER MOTHER MOTHER MOTHER" 😭

Ask your doctor about Bonix™

The Chargers look like the Savannah Bananas (derogatory)

If you told me in week 1 that Norvell/Freeze/Franklin/Fickell would all be fired BEFORE Billy Napier, I’d have been shocked