Dante Moore rules, him leaving UCLA was such a boost to his outlook

Curt Cignetti mad as hell

Well don't I feel stupid

“Money talks, bullshit walks.”

CHOTINER: So your son is 14, is that right? IKARI: It's complex, Isaac. If— CHOTINER: And the “robot” he pilots, that’s actually the child of an alien you keep crucified in the basement, which is possessed by the spirit of his dead mother? IKARI: Look, let me answer the question. CHOTINER: Sure.

Still laughing at Michael Irvin nearly killing a piece of machinery last night

I mean, the guy paid his debt to society, has constantly spoken out about his mistakes, and whose offense doesn’t directly endanger athletes. Should he be frozen out forever?

Cocaine’s having a hell of a year between this and the new Clipse album.

Looked at this car and “Real Big” started playing like the Midnight Club 3 start menu.

So I’m dumb/young as hell, why did I never put together that CHARLIE WILSON was in the Gap Band??

I feel like Jalen Rose watching folks post about current events. “DON’T GET FIRED!”

*sighs* Go Dogs

Let’s check in on the end of Florida-USF… oh no. @chrisnovak91.bsky.social @robertoneill31.latenightgrin.com @pbsimpulse9.bsky.social

[/Statler and Waldorf] they should do them a favor and ban them from watching the games, too!

one morning, when gregor samsa woke from troubled dreams, he found himself transformed in his bed into a very hungry caterpillar

brian kelly they’re gonna make gumbo out of you

Army needs to bring back woke and LGBTQ+ Lotsa Good Blocking, Tackling and Quarterbacking + not losing to an FCS team

If the rules of business you followed brought you to this, of what use were the rules? 7 lessons about SaaS sales I learned from failure:

“Court dates, skip trial, my rep is a reptile/Now and Later, alligators, I stepped on the work like a stepchild.” -

My toddler on a Transatlantic flight: They expect one of us in the wreckage, brother.

Forgot that the Fox music guy will surprise you with the bumpers, I haven't heard "Rock the House" by Gorillaz in like 20 years

Morgan Wallen Boycotts Grammys In Protest Of Desegregation https://theonion.com/morgan-wallen-boycotts-grammys-in-protest-of-desegregation/

The Mariners are contributing to the male loneliness crisis by leaving so many men in scoring position.

Me when Lauren Chvrches lets the accent fly

Padres tied for first?!

good bills debut for dr robotnik

let’s see how my dynasty with Memphis is going

Lions Adventure 2025: Battle www.thedrawplay.com/comic/lions-...

lotta people just don't want to be here

Get in the duck, Shinji.

How your email finds me

Pining for an invisible woman. Namor behavior

As a werewolf dad,

🎵Lights go down and you never know I got cucked at the Coldplay show🎵

in the latest clipse album pusha t has admitted to selling cocaine

You know the Kelloggs founders are looking down at this scandalized that their anti-masturbation wellness corn flakes have been seized by decadent Italian nut butter merchants

DEL THA FUNKY HOMOSAPIEN: Linda Yaccarino, Mrs. Linda Yaccarino. Linda Yaccarino, Mrs. Linda Yaccarino. Linda Yaccarino, Mrs. Linda Yaccarino. L-Linda Yaccarino, Mrs. Linda Yaccarino. Linda Yaccarino, Mrs. Linda Yaccarino. Linda Yaccarino, Mrs. Linda Yaccarino. MRS. LINDA YACCARINO

You know, I was surprised the YES network hired the NJPW cameraman

Looney in the post 🤝 Rick James “Give it To Me Baby”

HOT DAMN.

Love MPJ forever for 2023 but yeah, it was time.

i don’t practice trans sharia i aint got no crystal ball

crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their consultants