It’s… it’s… beautiful. The Busby Berkeley of synchronised pointing. www.ludlowadvertiser.co.uk/news/2600950...

It's fine for the US to close Cuba's and Venezuela's waters, and it's fine for Israel to close Gaza's waters, but if Iran blocks the countries that waged war against it from the Strait of Hormuz, that's unacceptable?

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@bekindhere.bsky.social will this count towards the Onesongtwoversions today...

Scotland has peaked.

Bloody Status Quo, coming down here with their three chord blues rock and double denim.

I went and saw Project Hail Mary. A guy came in with his service dog and the dog sat there the whole time just concentrating on the movie. Afterwards I told the guy I was amazed your dog watched the movie like that. He replied, me too especially because he hated the book.

I thought that you only saw this sort of bandage in The Beano, when one of the Bash Street Kids had been to the dentist.

Happy anniversary!

Oh Britain ❤️🫣🤣

I'm surprised that so many people don't know this.

Ruin a British band by changing a single letter in their name. I’ll start:

Those four astronauts are now the furthest from Donald Trump than anyone has ever been. I envy them.

Not sure if this bus is being supportive or threatening…

Exactly

What's that we hear from Nigel Farage, Tommy Robinson and co. *crickets*

You already know that Nigel Farage is rarely in Clacton - but do you know he's also frequently missing from Parliament? 👀 Where is Nigel?

MPs are 'trapped on benefits', many claiming £50,000 a year or more in untaxed personal benefits. Surely we need to get them off them for their own good?

DJ Dave in da house.

My Easter reading: "..the Lord said I was hungry and you told me I could make a meal for 30p, I was a stranger and you told me to fuck off back where I came from, I was sick and you said I should get private health insurance..."

Unbelievable. King Charles is STILL set to fly to the US to celebrate with Trump in April. With everything Trump is saying and doing right now - and the hate and chaos he's spreading - this trip must be cancelled. Agree? Add your name to the petition today: you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/ca...

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ooh decisions decisions

Me today.

British cuisine. Best in the world.

Easter? Completed it mate.

I fully commit to baking Easter treats – I go in all buns glazing.

Happy Easter

Sounds like my ideal form of therapy!

Back in the 1970s, an easter egg cost about 1p and it had a "Jesus" written all over it. Everybody would come out into the street on Eastering Sunday and eat an egg feast while thinking about Jesus. What on earth has woke done to this once great country?

Greta Van Fleet claiming not to have heard Led Zeppelin when developing their sound is either the most bare faced lie or biggest coincidence in music history. I'll let you decide which

Pretty sure the answer is p=mv

Die Hard is an Easter film.

999! Our thousandth follower gets a free gift!

If you see this, I implore you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using with no explanation

Israel is still planning to execute any Palestinian who it accuses of committing a terrorist offence. There is a 99.74% conviction rate for Palestinians and no appeals are allowed. So they literally execute any Palestinian they accuse. But there are no sanctions. Why?

The UK agreed to a deal in which the NHS has to pay £3bn a year more for US drugs. The only thing we got was an agreement the UK would face no tariffs. The US broke that deal the UK pays a 10% tariff on everything. The deal must be torn up and no money stolen from the NHS.

Shadow sports minister receives freebies from the horseracing industry. Then asks questions in parliament benefiting the horseracing industry. Think there's a word for that... Via Private Eye

Very pleased to have won the Artemis launch contract for NASA. Benny in Maintenance has played a blinder. Godspeed chaps.

This is getting silly. A Texan has brought his emotional support tractor.

Translation: "I started something I can't finish and broke something I can't fix so I'm going to walk away and pretend it's your fault"

#RecipeOfTheDay is Chicken with a Lemon, Parsley and Cream Sauce. It takes hardly any time to cook, and yet brings so much delight! www.nigella.com/recipes/chic...

You’ll be hearing from my solicitor.

C.

I once looked out of the window at work and saw my dad in the car park. He lives two hours away and NEVER pops over unannounced, so I was puzzled and concerned to see him. It was a good two or three seconds before I realised it was my reflection.

I was today years old.