just come here, we’ll figure out the rest.

maybe we were better off strangers

ate a gas station hotdog for breakfast because i take risks like that

Switching to “quiet mode” but for, like, everything

Pets shouldn’t be allowed to get old.

I put my pants on just like everyone else: crying

If the world ends, I'm looking for you right after.

Elegant, like a garbage truck.

Have you tried resetting my box?

It’s sad that kids today will never get to burn their legs going down a metal slide.

something about things that are 6 feet or taller

i miss butterflies, all of mine are dead.

When someone else’s drama weirdly makes you feel better about your own life, that’s anti-anxie-tea.

you know that Red Hot Chili Peppers song? The one about California

i would keep my mouth shut but it just doesn’t feel right

legos + doing pot

another whiskey and more of you

turn me into a pretzel like you mean it

I mixed alcohol with literature made F. Scotch Fitzgerald.

Every time I’m building to orgasm, I feel like the little guy in The Price Is Right game Cliffhangers, yodelling my way up the mountain

Let’s get drunk and be lonely together

i’ll jingle your balls in my mouth

remember when we made a million plans and believed in them all

a bottle of whiskey and a runaway train

being honest with one another is hot af

Alcohol is like a push up bra for rizz.

Does anyone know how to make a decision

❤️🔪💚

you wouldn’t like me; i’ll take a grudge to my grave

Smoke AND mirrors... in this economy?

no need to check Spotify... I was the most played this year

i don’t want to fall in love; i just want to fall into a deep sleep

no rizz just these brown eyes that look lost

cold air in my lungs sad thoughts in my head

can’t sleep, thinking about french fries

you ever get high and eat 3 dinners?

felt young for a moment

you can't love someone into loving you

too many emotions and no where to put them

The 90’s were only a few years ago and you can’t change my mind.

just be honest