Molotov Cocktail
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10 fingers 10 toes Your friendly neighborhood Mistress.
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Maybe shooting stars are angels flicking lit cigarettes at us. You don’t know.
about 1 year ago
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4 months ago
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I have serious doubts about your commitment to Sparkle Motion.
4 months ago
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Fuck nudes, show me your meds.
4 months ago
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The 72 hours before my period arrives are the most dangerous because I’ll either want to choke fuck you through a brick wall or drive an axe into your skull. Either way, there will be blood.
4 months ago
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Endless Screaming
4 months ago
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Look, you’re not a shitposter if you have a drafts folder. Rules is rules.
4 months ago
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Sorry, I don’t fuck with people who wear socks to bed. They’re gross.
4 months ago
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I once fell on Santa Monica Blvd and got LA-bubu.
4 months ago
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GTA is for knee-capping hookers and getting as many stars as possible before going out in a blaze of glory. Fuck the mission.
4 months ago
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I give 𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮 unenthusiastic hand jobs.
4 months ago
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Matty
4 months ago
I've decided he doesn't have to die. I'm ok with him being trapped inside his own mind with no way to communicate with the outside world
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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺
4 months ago
Air Fryer would be a wonderful name for a Rhodesian Ridgeback
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DaddyJew
4 months ago
*licks pussy* just a lil something to take off the edge
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I want a room made entirely of bubble wrap.
4 months ago
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I need more crows to do my bidding.
4 months ago
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If I fall and you don’t point and laugh, we can’t be friends.
4 months ago
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Bogey
4 months ago
I’d like to think we’re better than this, but I won’t.
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Shitpost like no one’s watching.
4 months ago
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fuck
4 months ago
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Can’t - I’m in an intense 3-way with life and death.
4 months ago
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Deftones = self care
4 months ago
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no god, no religion. just bad bad decisions….
4 months ago
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Wow, your OF made $7.00 this month. Time to put your panties back on.
4 months ago
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I have zero respect for people who re-skeet themselves.
4 months ago
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Rad O'Brien, Chief Engineer 🔵
4 months ago
Well, time to go and face the day! *throws self down stairs*
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The Mist: The Musical (that ending though….)
add a skeleton here at some point
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Salty MacTavish
4 months ago
Just saw a crow hop across the road. It was fricken adorable. I really hope he/she enjoys that roadkill.
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When I was a broody goth teen, you had to special order fishnet stockings from lingerie catalogs, which made them extra special and sexy. Now you can buy them at fucking Walmart. I hate this timeline. Earth, fucking swallow us already.
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ℭ𝔯𝔬𝔴𝔰 𝔟𝔢𝔣𝔬𝔯𝔢 𝔥𝔬𝔢𝔰 🐦⬛
4 months ago
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Get in loser, we’re going to the Scholastic Book Fair.
4 months ago
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People who sit around and count calories and obsess about weight … knock that shit off. Instead ask yourself this - “am I still fuckable?” If the answer is yes, you good. If the answer is no, you still good because you can always pay a hooker.
4 months ago
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Be clingy, be needy, fawn and simper. I love that shit.
4 months ago
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Y’all out here celebrating and screaming “he’s dead” like he’s your ex and you ran over him with a cement mixer or something. Show me the bloated, bloody corpse or stfu.
4 months ago
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You drunk dial your ex, I drunk dial the FBI and report strange activity behind the dumpster at my local 7-11. We are not the same.
4 months ago
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*burps*
4 months ago
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4 months ago
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I hope the earth kills us all soon. I’m looking forward to haunting the ruins.
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Endless Screaming
4 months ago
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
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Memento (new) Morty 🌙
4 months ago
air dropping guillotine blueprints to everyone in the national mall
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Just found out that Cracker Barrel is not made from real crackers. For shame.
4 months ago
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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺
4 months ago
other than a few super generous people posting ass on the internet, Wednesday can get bent
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Amish Super Model
4 months ago
Can you win the Nobel Peace Prize for dying?
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Shade 5
over 1 year ago
Me: I’m really struggling with folding this fitted sheet. Her: Idiot...those are my panties.
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Nappy Dolemite
4 months ago
Stop asking if squirt is just pee and start admitting you like getting peed on.
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shut up and behold my belt buckle.
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Nadine Antoinette 🖤📚
4 months ago
thank god i had kids, i mean who else would constantly remind me that i’m old.
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I totally am 💅🏻🖤
4 months ago
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At my age, going clubbing means hittin’ up the sammich shop.
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