Windows 13 rumored to be "collecting hearts released from heartless" in an attempt to open Kingdom Hearts, sources say

Hey everyone it's me, the wrong L piece in Tetris. Fuck you

The headline reads "Meta workers say they're seeing disturbing things through users' smart glasses." In a moment of uncharacteristic incredulity I assumed it was badly written. Why would Meta *workers* being seeing things through Meta *users'* glasses? SILLY ME. www.msn.com/en-us/news/t...

i for one am shocked that the "i go in the pool to cool down, why can't my phone?" guy is bad at programming and offloading his job to the anthropic api

The problem with the debate on the social media ban is that everyone pretends the goal is child protection and that the adult surveillance is a regrettable side-effect, rather than the surveillance being the goal and the protection a convenient excuse.

I can't get over this picture of Heater. Every time @katmabu.bsky.social takes a bath, she acts like she's witnessing the Hindenburg explosion for the first time. This cat is SIX years old. Pixar-ass cat. I love her so much.

i think of this tweet so often lol

Not much angers me more than drinking from a soggy paper straw while knowing that billionairres take 30 min flights in their private jets to go pickup breakfast croissants

Glad people are settling on the term "pervert glasses". Bonus points if you also say it while posting a picture of Mark Zuckerberg or call them Mark Zuckerberg's pervert glasses.

TIE Fighter Total Conversion in VR with a VR controller interactable cockpit is phenomenal. God I love this game, it's so cool re-visiting it like this.

requiring a new piece of hardware for your new operating system in the midst of an unprecedented computing hardware shortage caused by the technology underpinning said new operating system is such a profoundly stupid no-win strategy it could only come from microsoft

Luxon on LNG: "international commodity prices rise and fall, and you don't change your approach just based on that". And this guy was in business, you say?

All I can think about is Jeff Bezos saying that he slashed jobs at the Washington Post — including those of foreign correspondents in the Middle East — based on "the data," and a few weeks later a whole war breaks out in the Middle East that these laid off folks would have covered as true experts.

We're smokin' that Argentinian himejoshi catgirl shit out of a puma bone pipe at an altitude of 12,600 feet, concurrent with the third Dynasty of Ur, you stupid shit.

Well that’s insane.

13 years later and the story of Aaron Swartz still fills me with anger and sadness

"Assassin's Creed 3 is like the sixth or eigth game depending on how you count" - Funny "Kingdom Hearts 3 is roughly the 13th game" - Extremely Funny "Beatmania 3 is the 13th one but they never made beatmania 4 and instead made 32 sequels to beatmania 2, which is the fifth one" - True Masterwork

In the grim darkness of the far future there is only Pokémon.

Rising gas prices hate this one weird urban trick.

Here’s Luxon saying NZ supports “any action” to stop Iran and me following up to ask if that would include carpet bombing (vid via RNZ)

It’s funny if you call PayPal or visa lines and bring this up asking why they claim “adult illustrations” is against their regulations but betting on the death of kids is totally fine. They don’t have an answer. In fact yall should call them at least once a day with this :)

the kind of wisdom one would hope to find in anxient tomes 🩸

Always fun when I get a weird set of replies, and then I go look at their profile and they haven’t posted for an entire year but now they’re really concerned about a hyperspecific geopolitical issue and I’m like “oh, ok, you’re a state-sanctioned op, cool, lemme just mosey over to the block button”

This has the juice.

that's not a bird that's princess peach in Mario 2 (North American release) you can't fool me

date: can you take off your work gloves Jim Henson: they have names

jokes

Me: *watching Pokémon with the boys* Me: He has no mouth. How does he eat? Son1: Shh! Son2: Absorbs energy directly from everywhere. Me: How do you know? Did they say that? Son2: You don't know how to watch shows, dad. Me: You've never had to manually tune a TV channel. Don't teach me about shows.

DO NOT USE CHAT GPT.

Get my man some Icy-Hot #Pokemon30

just learned this photo exists and why in the FUCK wasn't Gillian Anderson ever cast as Morticia? What's wrong with Hollywood?

ok think i've got a good base for a mono back bar cube cubecobra.com/cube/list/0f...

there i made him worse #pokemon

I've just published a reference for anyone using git while trans, explaining how to hide or remove your deadname in git repositories Please share ❤️ code.curly.kiwi/2026/02/27/u...

Blast Corps. That’s the whole thought

u fuckin wot mate

Imagine my surprise. Can this please be the last time media treats a NZF members bill ballot submission as a good faith attempt to change the law rather than a cheap headline hook? (As the story notes, Joel at the Spinoff is one of the few who've already stopped giving NZF what they want)

No but this is entirely correct

This looks rude

Do I know that my taxes will go up if my governments step up and build housing for my neighbours who need it? Yes. Do I still want my governments step up and build housing for my neighbours who need it? Still YES! We’ve all seen the cost of not doing it, right?

300 million workers shut down India last week in the largest strike in history. Blacked out by western media because this is the future the bosses all fear the most. peoplesdispatch.org/2026/02/12/3... #workingclass #LaborHistory #union #strike #india #students #women #solidarity #classwar

Just a little reminder that when the current National government increased suburban speed limits they had a blanket rule that any previous recent speed limit reduction where the justification for the lower speed had mentioned child safety then the speed had to be increased and damn the children.

Metacritic has sent a reminder email to all games site editors/publishers which is pretty strong, and great:

The Government is currently negotiating an Enhanced Border Security Partnership with the US Department of Homeland Security that would grant US agencies, including ICE, automated, direct access to New Zealanders' biometric data and identity records.

Share this far and wide. We CANNOT allow this to happen.

did not expect to have someone try to argue "mtg proxies are bad because the game is balanced around the secondary market value of cards" with me this morning but here we are

Happy 15th anniversary to Nintendo's 3DS handheld console, an enhanced version of the DS with a special autostereoscopic screen that made the graphics appear in three dimensions while only delivering the mildest of headaches.