the queer 5 stack adopted a random straight boy for games tonight and he was very sweet, maybe good things can happen with strangers online

burning hatred for this as i start a project that involves learning several skills i do not currently have

spent 6 days being around queers all day i got a bunch of work done and posted like 5x as much as a normally do so it's impossible to say if socializing is good for me or not

i wonder if new year resolutions are popular in the west because (many) workers have time away from their jobs for like a full week and are endowed with energy to do things and it all comes crashing down after sustained contact with corporate work expectations

the popularization of fuckass is one of the best linguistic turns of this decade. some of their slang is turning me into an old woman yelling at cloud but fuckass as an adjective rules way to go kids keep that shit up

every time i have to look at math notes more than a month old from me i remember why every teacher i ever had hated my guts and they let me type my homework forget the actual math, look at the lower case fs, + signs, and also the lower case x vs y and u vs v

we could have a 100% effective, future proofed covid vaccine tomorrow, i'd still be masking on public transit and planes at the bare minimum. going on a trip and arriving sick sucks ass and this feels like it should be super unconvtroversial

slow roll cleaning the bathtub (filling it to the brim with bleach and then vacating the building before the fumes kill me)

*sees a new experimental synth* "hello is this for glitch girls or noisebros?" "i'm sorry what?" *pulls out diagram explaining glitch girls and noisebros* salesperson laughs "it's a good synth ma'am" *look at demo vids* it's fucking noisebros

returned from the great white north just in time for a sunny stretch in sf, maybe california does love me

burdened with honestly quite banal and embarrassing purpose

a very memetically susceptible girl

we just finished a huge christmas dinner and now girlfriend is watching mre steve videos someone send help

definitely the girl making coffee in the survival horror movie

slowly beginning to understand my friends who are obsessed with their OCs

poster’s madness might just be vitamin d deficiency more study required

Consumed! By her thoughts

personally ruining christmas by pointing out the very visible refresh rate on the final strand of LED lights on the tree and now no one can unsee it

“how long do you let the coffee steep for?” “idk” “what do you mean? surely you set a timer?” “no we just guess” “YOU GUESS??? ON COFFEE???” dude this has to be a hidden camera show

*staring wistfully at my girlfriend who is too busy to hold my hand* i was not made for difficult times

horrible: woman gives herself brainworm that can only be exorcised by making an idea manifest

when you’ve decided to come out to your mom but you don’t fully understand the nature of your rivalry

saw sunlight for 0.2s in vancouver i might be healed now

thinking about my crush again

me and who

young ladies don’t play fighting games has some deranged panels me when i need to impress the seriousness of my hobby onto another girl

in canada for christmas and the sun set at 4:10 what the fuck you people just live like this????

chemical hand warmers do in fact fit in your bra and they feel wonderful actually free tip for this cold west coast winter

man i miss resshoumania

god help me i’m labbing an option select

javascript being the web standard means any browser must make JS fast to be usable, a herculean task on top of all the web standards you must meet so any web browser is expensive to build & maintain, which compels it to engage with the worst aspects of the internet race to the bottom JS is bad imo

ok but actually it turns out most peoples' tongues cannot just flop back and completely seal their throat off involuntarily? and this is causing me sleep problems lmao

💐 hoely order @ resshoumania 💐

resshoumania.wav

i love leaving a room full of gamers, checking my phone, and seeing that someone in there was browsing yuri while waiting for their turn to play

man wandering san francisco with briefcase: boring, trying too hard for a vintage look, probably works in tech woman wandering san francisco with briefcase: mysterious, alluring, possibly going to instigate a party (it contains a playstation)

do NOT take piano lessons from a jazz musician he will start just making up notation

maybe we should close wharton lmao

my doctor casually commented on both my large tongue and abnormally low gag reflex today so hello, ladies

cannot believe i got turned into a moba gamer this year that's so fucked up

after watching the most powerful tools of the last 20 years go from "extremely useful, just ad supported" to "deliberately worse to sell more ads" you absolutely cannot convince me that LLMs will not become intimate, deeply convincing and subtle advertising/influencing mechanisms

lrp: i remember in the 2010s it was so easy to go from having a need to doing research on a topic via google and, MAYBE buying the right thing for the job now it feels like we’re deliberately inhibited from even seeking things out, it’s so much more profitable to use space to incite desire

New from me: The internet promised the democratization of information, power, and expression. Now there are vanishingly few ways to be online that don't involve being a billboard. I wrote about the weird — and sometimes devastating — experience of being *influenced* www.theverge.com/cs/features/...

*opening several compute intensive programs on my pc* nah i don’t turn on the heat in the apartment

i love when someone sends me an email with a signature like 3x as long as the message it makes me feel like i’m browsing some ancient board forum again

this is easily the most fucked up thing i've read all day this rules

this recipe involved a 6 hour reduction and 2 days later my kitchen still smells incredible