"it's a lie that possums eat bird eggs" here are 5 videos of possums eating bird eggs "that's no reason to kill them" it's a very good reason to kill them "well what gives you the right" actively trying to keep vulnerable native birds alive "maybe I'll decide to kill YOU" I mean, you can try

the real tech revolution is happening in your cells

Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs

Reuters Exclusive "U.S. military investigators believe it is likely that U.S. forces were responsible for an apparent strike on an Iranian girls' school." "The strike would rank among the worst cases of civilian casualties in decades of U.S. conflicts in the ​Middle East."

Luxon looking forward to his Monday interviews where the follow up to his answer on oil prices will be 'the war you support?' and he gets to do his confused student who has just realised he has entered the wrong exam room routine

Coffee, straight out of my nose.

Use your words.

‘I want to sounds smart’ is funny af but the fact that all of them are using it to such a degree that they refused to provide logs due to the sheer amount they use it proves we have a bunch of useless lazy arseholes using LLMs to run the govt. #nzpol

oh gods please let him stick to his guns and stay

"I want to sounds smart and inspirational."

Luxon's internal polls www.stuff.co.nz/politics/360...

they’re just begging for a car chase

Israel is bombarding, literally bombarding, two Middle East capitals, Beirut and Tehran, killing 100s of civilians, and yet the US and UK media continue to portray Iran as the threat to the region. Israel has nukes, but Iran is the nuclear threat. We live in Orwellian times.

Incredibly normal to be banging on the door of the Quakers repeatedly but allowing literal organisations such as Britain first to stalk homes of refugees and domestic violence survivors every weekend. Totally normal is this government. Not worried at all.

“Winston Churchill did intervene in Iran and we are living with the consequences of that today” @georgemonbiot.bsky.social

1908: the Lancet, one of the most respected scientific journals, calls for 18 age limit on reading in bed amidst a moral panic surrounding children becoming "addicted" to novels, which were "designed to keep kids hooked" and destroy their attention/mental health

Banning VPNs is a joke policy that could not be taken seriously by anyone who has ever worked remotely for a medium or large organisation or one with a significant international presence These are not serious people www.thepost.co.nz/business/360...

I'm being bullied by a passive-aggressive AI

Alt text is important for accessibility but what we don’t talk about as much is that it’s also a great opportunity for joke density

praying they don't fix the headline www.kctv5.com/video/2026/0...

finished embroidering my jacket :)

Tillis to Noem: "A 14 month old dog is basically a teenager in dog years. You decided to kill that dog bc you hadn't invested the appropriate training, then you have the audacity to write a book & say it's a leadership lesson! ... Those are bad decisions not unlike what happened in Minneapolis"

New Zealand isn't the only place learning the hard way that there are real and absolute consequences to handing political power to shitposters and trolls. Disasters don't give the proverbial flying fuck about how dank your memes are. #nzpol

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Cartoon by @deadder.bsky.social.

I have used the missiles that were in the arsenal and which you were probably saving for Russia Forgive me they were powerful so shiny and so deadly

Whenever I suggest even modest public transport improvements, I get people screaming about cost and that I simply must face “facts” that railways lose money and deserve no investment You could have electrified commuter rail in every major centre and extensive regional rail for half this ridic road

By this time in the 2017 to 2020 term, the NZ Government and PM had faced, in sequence. 1. The deadliest terror attack on NZ not done by the Brits 2. A measles outbreak 3. A volcano going off and killing and maiming tourists 4. Hey this Corona virus thing might get serious?! Imagine Luxon.

Reminds me of Ponsonby Rd during those magical first days of covid lockdown. People being able to move around quickly and easily is pretty important but cars are such a huge problem.

Another thing missed by many, an LNG terminal is also a sitting duck target that explodes rather spectacularly #nzpol

Wow that is really something

New Zealand has more sunshine than Germany. But only 1 in 35 homes here has rooftop solar. Australia? 1 in 3. Why? I tried to find out - despite some strange secrecy www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...

our government combines the impulse control of pete hegseth, the intellectual rigor of rfk jr, and the attention span of donald trump with elon musk’s signature sense of humor

Remember that time there was part of a file so incriminating it wasn’t redacted it disappeared and then we went to war? That’s now

this is working out so well

The NZ Govt’s energy strategy of making NZ more dependent on imported oil and gas sure looks pretty stupid tonight. Not to mention, you know, climate change.

This is despite the concentrated efforts of the media, who continue to run the US/Israeli imperial line and platform a never-ending stream of bad faith actors in their opinion pages. This shows the majority of media is on the wrong side of public opinion.

Taking this off the books means it will likely never be recouped for public good and probably one of their mates already had it earmarked before the election. Nats looting the country to pay for landlord tax cuts.

I'm a game design genius

Nicola Willis told us to jolly our way thru the bad economy before, now we're "impatient" for yearning for a time we can afford mince & butter Man it gets up my nose considering she owns 4 properties, earns a finance minister salary of $288,900 & is directly responsible for the bad economy #NZPol

it’s probably fine that this meme is one of the top posts on every military Reddit sub right now

This is a useful talk. It is more supportive than I expected. "LLM's are not rational minds." (What we have learned is that human intelligence is much more complex & nuanced than we thought. ) And much more expensive ( IMHO) unjustifiable use of resources www.youtube.com/live/CyyL0yD...

Important read given the shitty state of water & water infrastructure in our own country 😞 #nzpol

hey we're doing an operation called Based Epic Chad. lol. everybody will think this is awesome. we will never end up like Mussolini

Do you think FIFA will revoke his peace prize

there's a lot of specific overwhelming and massive crises happening at once and every single one has at its root elites who did crimes and never suffered consequences for it.