Seixas hanging with Pogacar has given me new hope that we might have competitive cycling back again.

it’s a chaotic situation here at Versailles but we’re hearing some chanting about bread prices?? I think it goes without saying that this is an attack on all of us

Report: Every Place On Earth Has Wrong Amount Of Water https://theonion.com/report-every-place-on-earth-has-wrong-amount-of-water-1851544516/

New Zealand taking The War on Cars quite literally.

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This is high art. If you're not a professional cycling tragic this is the sort of stuff you are missing out on. www.instagram.com/reels/DV5_gn...

Many billions required for water upgrades - this govt saying councils need to cap their rates and Simon Watts on RNZ this morning saying govt has other priorities and won't be contributing but also this won't be funded by council debt. I'm not good with maths but something doesn't compute. #NZPol

This is Spot. He politely offered to protect you during your run. This is what's known in the business as "securing the perimeter." 14/10 you're welcome (IG: spot_the_whippetmix)

I could swear the forecast yesterday was for a mainly fine day, and I wake up to an orange heavy rain warning from 11pm last night to 3pm today!? Has weather modelling got this bad?

This science news stopped me in my tracks. It’s literally as big as news could be. And then i heard nothing more about it for a week. Monbiot points at the people who are fucking everything up so very very badly.

Sanctimonious Bike Baskets featuring Sanctimonious Dogs 🎸 🎸 🎸

Where can a fellow sign up for this tsunami of butter chicken that I keep seeing referenced in the NZ news?

Meanwhile OpenAI is going on podcasts saying that the limited Mythos release is simply "fear-based marketing"

New Powershop app is going well.

TVNZ seems to have done an excellent job updating the back end of their TVNZ+ to allow it, a public broadcaster, to charge for stuff & to make the user experience worse in every single respect than the previous version of the app. Including buffering for the full minute before playing anything.

This is a dance off. If you see this, repost with a dance or get eliminated.

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What’s that bsky thread-unroll thing because this post would be exclellent unrolled.

I actually am starting to like this guy for how bad he is at his job

A huge high-five to every asshole not voting Green because "we can't afford it"

If you were the leader of a conservative coalition right now wouldn't you launch the great national resilience project focussing on food and energy sovereignty? What a wasted crisis.

In a move that will shock no one, they're now blaming 'vanity projects' of the former Mayor of Wgtn for the flooding. I swear public stocks with abundant rotten vegetables for this kind of asshole should be mandatory. Keep this for your drunk uncle & thank you to whoever made it.

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every man a gangsta till the wall start singing back

Y'know, this whole thing could be over if someone would just tell Trump that Obama can hold his breath for fifteen minutes.

PERFECTLY NORMAL

Is it just me or is the updated TVNZ app just hot garbage. Can’t stream anything at the moment.

I’ve been running a home weather station on and off for like 20 years, and I’ve never seen lightning like this. Incredible stuff.

Initial conditions: m1=44.3 m2=3.5 m3=82.6 (solar masses) v1x=-2.856 v1y=-3.308 v2x=-1.393 v2y=0.454 v3x=1.57 v3y=-6.709 (km/s) x1=9.0 y1=13.0 x2=11.0 y2=34.0 x3=-23.0 y3=-26.0 (AU from center) Music: Aurorae Chaos – Bourquenez

Here is what I would have to live on: - hundreds of plums one month a year - 25 feijoas from our spindly trees - bay leaves - mint - rosemary - ten lemons - 20 limes - a few handfuls of spinach

What platform are y'all using for device management / endpoint security in a mixed environment? we're 90% mac, so I want to just use Jamf, but also don't want to have two systems if I can avoid it.

sorry guys it’s extremely important to fill the website back up with shitposts as quickly as possible to prevent it from deflating like a dirigible

I will not be entertaining any SPULL rumors while my preferred social media platform for shitposting is experiencing issues. I rebuke this energy entirely.

So what you’re telling me is that National party leadership challengers have a plan to make a plan to plan a leadership challenge?

Itsa always the 🤌 reginos 🤌

Breaking: Japan decisively resolves the Strait of Hormuz situation

What idiot renamed Allbirds to Newbird AI when Pumps-and-Dump was right there?

Here is an easy solution: Food stains are humiliating, as they suggest you're a little baby who can't feed themselves. Oil stains, such as those you'd get from working on your car, suggest you're tough, independent, and skilled. Thus, simply cover your food stains with used motor oil.

Funny how the American leaders are so interested in Saint Augustine, a philosopher whose work was hugely influenced by the collapse of the Roman Empire around him. Probably nothing.

Oh are we identifying the ideology of lobby groups now? That's great! I look forward to the NZ Initiative, Free Speech Union, Taxpayers' Union, and every bank economist being called right-wing in the headlines of their numerous self-generated stories from now on.

Me, having a stroke: call the ambulunz You: are you having a stroke? Me: by docgo, the ambulunz

Imagine dedicating your life to incel looksmaxxing so much that you've smashed yourself in the face with a hammer only to have a regular reporter from 60 Minutes Australia completely outmog you. (Clavicular eventually walked off the interview)

Also on the news: Ministry of Transport says petrol users are not covering their share of road tax. Remember this next time someone says cyclists don’t pay for cycle lanes.

Brodude Farmerson on the news saying that the massive fonterra payout will be “reinvested” and will “make farmers more resilient”. Remember this the next time there is a drought or cyclone.

I misread the headline as one movie and got very excited for a moment…

Trump got Iran to defend the Pope. Maybe he does deserve a Nobel Peace Prize after all.

Always worth re-sharing this old favourite. NZ Govt net financial worth is crazy healthy compared to just about everywhere else in the OECD. But, sure, we have to live in shacks, drink polluted water, wait months in pain for medical treatment, etc. [6/n]