fuck this news story is exactly how I think news stories should be presented. Te Ao is the only outlet I have push alerts for cos it delivers content like this. What's unfolding is real shit. www.teaonews.co.nz/2026/02/11/p...

i just think that in the era of smartphones, office toilet lights on a timer should be a thing of the past

The more I think about it, if we *must* have a parliament, then a Māori Upper House would be a good shout. That would be actual te Tiriti Partnership.

Jfc it's the razor blades in the joints of the hydroslide urban myth come true.

Everything's kind of shit. But this is still nice.

it's the same picture etc

love it when wage growth being subdued is "favourable conditions"

One must assume that someone who uses slurs as freely as Winston does, knows full well what globalist is used for. Jfc.

No you don't understand, Trump asked who was "bored of peace?"

Fix it from who? The fuck have you been doing the last 3 years, you festering cyst of a government?

I'm not sure job creation is the winning idea eh. Like, most folk have jobs. And we only want one. Given us the means to afford life. Whether that's jobs, wages, regulation, benefit increases, whatever. Give us a better life.

Bold to assume anyone was. He's done a bang up job of managing that belief for nearly three years now.

Haven't seen Luxo's speech, assume the tldr is: - crime bad, but we done good on it. - National deserves credit for global and economic improvements it had no control over, while ordinary people still can’t afford life - selling me austerity under the code name "responsibility"?

All the players averaging: 27+ PPG 7+ RPG 7+ APG in the last 7 games... 🤯 #NBA

If I was Anthony Black I would show everyone this photo all the time. He dunked on four defenders. Never seen anything like it.

So if business confidence is high, doesn't that mean it's cos we currently shit and to quote Brian Cox, things can only get better?

Oh www.ad-hoc-news.de/boerse/news/...

This was the video I found when I was a sad boi that reminded me fun things were possible. You can blame this video for the whole mess of my singing vids. vt.tiktok.com/ZS5grtjTB/

if I ever become a person of interest I would like either of these two photos to be the ones the media uses please, thank you.

Tiktok pulled my butchering of Janis Joplin's Me and Bobby McGee for copyright, and I spent a lot of time practising to get those notes wrong.

launched my tiktok career today. look forward to either zero views, or a lot of a bus. social media is fun!

Normal news headline

That fifa peace medal sure seems shaky

I think my biggest impact on the internet is either Jamie whyte being cool with incest. Or the jizz couch.

I survived till 25, now I'm aiming for more dicks in 26

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Wellingtonians DO NOT DRIVE NORTH ON SH1, there's been a huge crash and everyone is being forced to take the Tawa offramp, queue is currently all the way back to the Churton overbridge

Whomever did the Harvey Norman car park on Tory St had clearly never driven, or even seen, a car before.

some say that nick tansley hasn't stopped singing christmas songs since 1872

this interview is new zealand's greatest sporting achievement new zealand relevance klaxon can retire

well i guess im never going back to the US. altho...maybe an appeal to Vance on a couch-love basis? www.rnz.co.nz/news/world/5...

the singing will continue until morale plummets

Am hoping a valuable life lesson is taught tonight

scapegoat a villain too early and he'll drag you all to hell. a tale as old as time. and in my patreon weeks ago.

thespinoff.co.nz/politics/04-... did i stir up my readers? i thought i inspired them

i get the populist appeal of a rates cap, but surely that inevitably leads to user-pays? #FeelsBumBro

The perils of shortening headlines... #RIPnorthland

Takes that are warm in temperature! Or rather just the one... www.patreon.com/posts/riding...

for our engagement party, Kim and I wanted cheerios. People tried to talk us out of it. People went and fucked right off. We had cheerios. People fucking love cheerios. Sorry people who don't eat misc processed meat. Also don't call them little boys.

as a non drinker hosting a friend, this is what you lushes want innit?

is every relationship made up of one person who inexplicably cannot stack a dishwasher and one who is unnecessarily anal about it?

highly recommend singing and videoing yourself while stuck in traffic as a form of just feeling a bit better about the state of it

today is the second holiest day in the cormack family memories, behind kim on the slide. it's couch day. my facebook memories are just this picture so many goddamn times.

tweets that aged like wine

have started videoing myself belting out songs in the car. it's genuinely therapeutic. I have posted some of the videos somewhere safe. But it's more for me. Here's me going ham on It's All Coming Back to Me

Cook Strait Tug was my nickname at school.

baby I hate ur screams but i love the way ur beak looks at dusk

Hope I'm right. Suspect nyt isn't an edgelord like me.

Greta wrote this song in her music lesson yesterday. I love the punk break. And the "hello". And the plot twist. Really the whole thing. Also grateful that what started as trumpet lessons (nerrrrrrrrrrd) have turned into drum lessons.

Somewhere out in tumblr, there is a slash fic writer devastated that they've lost their bit.