i don't get it. omen sushi in nyc is cheaper than nobu in malibu, where you dined last year without your wife

#NoKings event in Fairhope, Al. A woman was arrested for "lewd conduct" because she was dressed in penis suit with a sign that said "No dick-tator" 3 cops on a 53 yo woman.

The reporting confirmed 20 instances of investigators across the state using the tactic in the immediate aftermath of police shootings and in-custody deaths in order to collect information about the deceased, such as their mental health history, drug use or family feuds.

I see people sharing this, maybe as an act of shared mourning, an attempt to stir action, or confirmation that the world sucks. The death of reef ecosystems pushed me into a panic about climate change in 2013 & led to me starting the Climate Anxiety Counseling booth in 2014. So, a few things (1/5)

If you're wondering whether or not to get a flu shot, I didn't get one in time, and I just had a fever dream where I was in the Drew Carey Show because several days ago I was on the Wikipedia page for the Drew Carey Show. You don't have to do this to yourself.

"In the images of the area, even the sunlight looks different and otherworldly. I couldn’t figure out why, until I realised it was because there were no structures to filter it. No shade, no shadows. A home returned to is just a plot on which to pitch another tent and wait for aid."

Videos taken by eye witnesses of federal agent encounters with immigrants in Chicago and elsewhere have shown increasingly tense incidents. Immigrant advocates and observers say they're indicative of a larger trend of aggression among federal immigration officers. n.pr/4obhR5w

I’d rather live in peace than rest in peace

47 years ago today It is so easily forgotten, she was daughter, friend, human. Died on this day 1978 at Chelsea Hotel, New York City under circumstances not perfectly clarified. Rest in peace Nancy Spungen 📸 Chalkie Davies #punk #nancyspungen #history #punkrockhistory #otd

My first thought was “wow I hope this guy didn’t give out his name because he could absolutely be charged” and yup, he is correct to stay anonymous. This man’s account is shocking. His neighbors’ situation is shocking. The entire Chicago raid is shocking.

Julia had to buy a Haitian mortician a coffeemaker? I had to turn my closed captioning on and replay it cause I couldn’t believe what I was hearing. #RHOM

We live in a country where the government honors insurrectionists who sacked the Capitol, and defines peaceful protest, even before it occurs, to be terrorism. They know their position is weak, they know they are unpopular, which is why they are seeking to stamp out dissent.

Gonna be thinking about this lede for a minute.

Last week Jesse Watters spoke to man named Eric who claimed he was formerly a member of antifa. Two years ago Watters interviewed Ramon "Mundo" Mendoza, a former Mexican Mafia member. Some folks thought the men looked similar. This is a side by side comparison. 🤷‍♀️

Body-camera video of a Border Patrol agent involved in the shooting of a woman who was allegedly chasing agents in Brighton Park over the weekend shows an officer saying, “Do something, b----,” before pulling over and shooting the woman five times the woman’s attorney said in federal court Monday.

I see the possible arson attack at a judge's home over the weekend (that nearly killed members of her family) has not impacted Matt Walsh's incendiary rhetoric about judges....

The best part about Jay-Z choosing Bad Bunny to perform at the Superbowl is that MAGA is too stupid to know that Puerto Rico is part of the US

“we are so much more hardcore than they are” is the least hardcore sentence that has ever been uttered

BREAKING: Our client Mario Guevara, an Emmy-winning journalist detained by ICE in retaliation for livestreaming law enforcement activity, will be deported tomorrow to El Salvador. Mario and his family are being punished for his reporting. This cruelty is meant to stifle our free press.

I hope they can still use the words “OH FUCK”

ICE is out of control. They must be reined in.

By firing the competent, ethical prosecutors and replacing them with unqualified loyalists, the Trump admin can achieve in some cases the criminal indictments they want; but all signs indicate that it will also lead to a string of highly embarrassing legal defeats as a result.

I need an episode of Project Runway where Veejay throws Jesus and Ethan down a flight of stairs

I have approximately zero following on this app, sharing in the hopes it can get in front of the right person. A man I went to college with’s wife was kidnapped by ICE at a green card hearing, and he’s trying to find a reporter who will speak to him about the situation

the president just said the military should start shooting american civilians if they want to

From the Trump Terror Memo. Have you ever donated to a left org with a credit card? Get ready. This doesn’t mean they’re coming for you. It means if they want to come for you, you’re already cooked.

Time for New York law enforcement authorities to step in to address assaults like this.

“Honey, how was work?”

I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.

Yeah man we should really fight back by staying on X

This must be one of those quotes I’m taking out of context.

Larva. #RHOM

RFK Jr. is objectively pro-disease, pro-illness and pro-child death.

Trump just designated “Antifa” as a terrorist organization, on par with ISIS and Al Qaeda. As a reminder, “antifa” is short for “antifascist”. They will use this lie to surveil, imprison, and kill Americans on the left. This may be our Reichstag Fire moment. Wake up. www.cnn.com/2025/09/17/p...

A second mass shooting of a homeless encampment in Minneapolis. Five more people died. Meanwhile, congress is working on passing the ability to jail homeless people for up to 30 days or charge them $500. It bans camping on public property. abcnews.go.com/US/people-hu...

Calling peoples' employers in a rage because their tributes to Robert Redford weren't horny enough

Just FYI: while CDC is no longer tracking much of anything, wastewater data is still being reported. COVID-19 levels have just been nationally upgraded to “high”

"As of the end of August, the whereabouts of two-thirds of more than 1,800 men detained at Alligator Alcatraz during the month of July could not be determined by the Miami Herald."

Welp.

Kash Patel’s FBI puts two pounds of methamphetamine in the incinerator at an animal shelter, sending 14 people to the hospital, and exposing some 75 cats and dogs to the narcotic. www.bbc.com/news/article...

And just like that, I now permanently and uncritically admire the actress I had always been irrationally annoyed by until merely seconds ago.

now people in other fucking countries are losing their jobs the weaponization of government at this scale is not something I think America's seen since the founding

honey, what's wrong, you've hardly touched your festive fall gendered butt wipes

We’ve been living through 72 nonstop hours of this exact tweet

Today in unhelpful AI suggestions

luigi mangione murdered a healthcare executive and opposed "wokeism." i don't know why people insist that killers need some coherent ideology. most people don't even have coherent wardrobes, let alone a coherent worldview.

there's a weird feedback loop where the media's reaction to kirk's death pushes you to speak more ill of the dead than you otherwise would because it's the only reasonable response to the simpering praise they're heaping on him

Gavin is Gavining again.

tomorrow is also 9/11 so it’s probably a great day for everyone to log the fuck off because online is going to be an absolute shitshow