we need to start building enough lockers to shove all these fucking dorks into

lol lmao

bought a black mamba petunia plant, set it outside for the night, went to get it this morning for repotting and either a bird or an infernal squirrel ATE all the flowers, completely shredded every. single. one. NO MORE FLOWERS.

Dogs and cats WILL NOT be raptured. Spiders are out but all scorpions WILL BE raptured. Eels WILL be raptured. Dolphins are CLAIMED BY HELL and will be swimming down to there.

equinox.

hey can you ask your grandma if I can have all of her vintage sewing patterns if she gets raptured? I’ll take the cat, too, but only if it’s a package deal, I don’t want just the cat. ask her if she has any custard glass but don’t mention uranium at all just say custard. does she like boxsets?

Don’t bother re-subscribing. Make them hurt.

you'd think the complete lobotomization of corporate oversight and the regulatory state in service to corrupt anti-democratic robber barons would be a bigger story, what with the parade of looming mass fatalities and avoidable suffering it will cause

Me: Bummed that the sun is exploding SmugFellow76: Too much solar radiation has always been bad

am sure this absolutely sucked to deal with but this also looks like the cover for a killer circa-2009 indie rock EP

we should have never normalized filming strangers in public and posting them as content

How about some 1814 art by Hokusai?! It’s worlds classics and it’s monster fucking btw. What about that bsky?

I do think MAGA managed to make the Kirk assassination their 9/11 Not in the sense they wanted, but in the sense that they took their brief window of public sympathy and strip-mined it so totally that everyone hates them even more, now

The internets are filled with East German figure skating judges.

I know it's hard to do but you have to tune out the constant & I mean constant torrent of criticisms on social media re: activism & organizing. If you don't, it can stop you from trying to do any activism or organizing. Most of the critics aren't doing any organizing themselves so keep trying things

As CNN offers daylong saturation coverage of the podcaster’s funeral, I went back and checked to see how CNN covered Melissa Hortman’s memorial on 6/28, where Walz spoke and Biden/Harris attended. It got about four minutes during the hours it was happening—less than Jeff Bezos’s wedding that day.

Feeling uncomfortable about something is not a morally superior stance. Disgust is not an inherently correct reaction to something, nor does it prove something's sinfulness. You can't consume your way into moral purity.

In Naperville, IL on Wednesday, ICE surrounded a group of documented workers replacing a residential roof. ICE agents reportedly kicked over the ladders and forced the workers to jump. The episode involved a chase with guns drawn.

I am so sick of people writing fan fiction about these women. It is possible that a woman can be self serving to the point of staying with a terrible man because he is rich and famous. Hell there are women in your own family that stay with men who are terrible and probably broke. stop this.

there are no nice women married to these terrible men. Melania Trump is a collaborator, not a hostage. Cheryl Hines is perfectly happy with her husband's 'car that smells like death from transporting roadkill home to put in his fridge to eat later' and she's absolutely fine with your child dying

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only one side is ever freely given compassion for the heinous choices they make over and over again while the other must store deep wells for those that actively seek to harm us and our families it’s not us that need to fall to our knees and repent, representative

Black Berry. Photo from my collection, no date/info.

Things were better when computer was in room. Now everywhere is computer. This is bad. Computer should never have escaped room.

we have to destroy it to release his soul so he can rest

the right wing writes more coffee-based fanfiction than the AU section on AO3 does

The FDA never released a comprehensive list of the drugs it allowed into the U.S. even though they were made by banned factories. So we made that list for you 👇

Broadview, Illinois yesterday

we should downvote the living fuck out of it on YT the way they do when a non white actor gets cast in a movie they don’t give a fuck about

The Raid. Photo from my collection, no date/info.

Hulu and Disney plus are now offering 70% off subscriptions, and in response I am offering Hulu and Disney plus 70% off deez nuts.

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1653

fuck does it look like pudgy Christian Bale for

I come with empty hands and the desire to unbuild walls.

I just find everything feels a bit better when I watch this.

Jerry of Ben and Jerry's is leaving because Unilever is no longer letting the company stand for anything, despite that being explicitly allowed in the buyout 20 years ago

causing a massive international incident to meet a quota a miserable rage goblin pulled out of his ass

it kills me knowing what’s needed is for people to double down on bucking any demands for “civility” because they understand these demands are training people to surveil & snitch on their neighbors and an exploit to intensify authoritarian control over our thoughts.

may I speak with the primary poster in your household?

it's so funny to see America's health insurance companies be like "look. If there's one thing we love it's denying you care. but we ran the numbers - and we cannot BELIEVE we're saying this - and it's cheaper for us to just pay for the vaccines than deal with you going to the ER."

Feds used a Cook County Forest Preserve to stage a raid and debrief before a mission. Article cites a comment from FPDCC but I can't find any original source from them directly on socials or their websites. Our natural areas should not be home to gestapo

we are receiving ongoing requests for shelf-stable foods and supplies for families who are staying home during the ICE raids in Chicago we've received new requests from new moms, elderly folks and families who are staying home please share! bit.ly/distributefoodchicago

待宵 #reylo

Some good news for today

Suddenly relevant again:

This is quickly mushrooming into a real international incident www.washingtonpost.com/world/2025/0...

"The measure of our success will be the condition on which we leave the world for the next generation." -- Robert Redford vimeo.com/146947405?fl...

Style lessons from Robert Redford, one of the most stylish men in the last century. 🧵