MotherFUCKER I just woke up to find one of my ears swollen shut 💀

Tonight I brushed my teeth, washed my face, and was in bed before 9pm. Unfortunately, there are gay little stories on my phone, so I am still awake 🫠

i think about this post every time i watch a movie

friends, i feel like most of the time you see a grainy text-based graphic posted by a rando account with no alt text making the rounds, you can assume it's likely misinformation.

Good morning from Dido, who is exactly where she wants to be

So this is maybe the cutest thing that has ever happened to me

The thing regular people don’t often grasp about ‘academic freedom’ is that if you don’t allow experts to research & teach in their fields of expertise, guided by their professional judgment & decades of training, you have effectively given up on the concept of knowledge & shut down your university

Hi, just a note— The local ICE/ERO agent directing his team to fire at reporters' faces in Chicago this morning has been threatening press since we showed up at immigration court in June. His agents shot us both at close range last week, too. None of this started today!

Really really enjoy that The Algorithm thinks I’d be interested in this very important news

“have you finished the memorial to the sons and brothers of iowa we lost in the war?” “sure did boss, real fuckin horny just like you asked” “what”

What I really really need right now is a HARD frost that fucking annihilates all remaining ragweed in this accursed state

They've lost the 9yos

RETIRE BITCH

Dear self: you will be happier if you get up and double cleanse your face. You will. You can do it.

pre-tired of any piece that's like "hey guys, finally figured out the specific moral route to correct fiction consumption! yes... it looks like just shitting on romance novelists again for the thousandth time... but trust me, these are Bad romance novelists"

Yo man I am sorry that the anonymity of fanfic allowed a number of authors of color who you do not personally approve of to attract large audiences of white women. I mean I’m not. But I’m sorry it upset you into writing an unsourced internet essay about it.

There is a kpop idol who has an undergrad violin performance degree & it’s one of the reasons I love him but every time an old video of him playing violin circulates my teacher brain canNOT shut up. I just want to fix his right shoulder!

writing licensed novels for the mouse and then attacking other authors for earning money on reworked fanfic is unprecedented dedication to corporate bootlicking

It is really wild how people can fool themselves into thinking an article is thoughtful or “smart” just because the prose sounds superficially clever

Hey chat is it bad that my neurological migraine symptoms have gotten like a LOT worse in the past couple years orrrrr

Trump: don’t take acepitoemponoene RFK Jr: *moth crawls out of mouth* A nude man is in the background, only referred to as “the colonel” Person watching on tv: well if they say so

Lol. Lmao, even.

First orchestra concert cycle of the season down woooooo

this exists it is called thinking

This post over at the other website reminded me that we REALLY don’t talk enough about how Charles Manson’s whole Thing was that there was going to be a “race war”

jd vance gotta be one of the least ensouled people of all time

Guys guys guys look at tiny baby Emma (on the right, if that wasn’t clear)

Please clap! I started a load of laundry!

I'm not sure about this branding but I'm not the billionaire business genius

Panicking is actually not the best or only thing you can do right now. You don’t need to listen to influencers who are intentionally causing you anxiety. Having a lot of followers on this platform does not give them the right to control your emotions or actions.

yes! congressional control of the purse applies to the white house as well. you can defund stephen miller.

They are literally canceling culture

<sigh>

Guys thank you for allowing me to fly you to my private island. Have fun but please respect my boundaries vis a vis minors trafficking. That’s just for me, sorry. Help yourself to ANYTHING in the fridge tho

Do not put your name on a website to register for a rally in this political climate. What the fuck's wrong with y'all. Are there any people of color that work at this org who might knock some sense into your peach colored heads.

start using "fanworks" again instead of "content" let's go people

It truly cannot be restated enough that earlier this year Trump pardoned everyone involved with J6, the largest event of political violence in the US in my lifetime. They have absolutely no credibility here and deserve to be confronted with this fact whenever they're in public.

Doodle is either a super bingus or electric spiceweasel and Snick is obviously a tender loaf with a side of royal softling

I have had a migraine for nearly 24 hours and I really, REALLY want some vanilla pudding right now

Completely misleading headline from NYT. Trump is cutting $350M in (1) federal grants at minority-serving institutions + minority students in STEM programs + schools w/ large Latino population + gifted and talented programs that combat segregation. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/15/u...

Nauseous! On a Sunday night

Two things: being a teacher and having a best friend who is extremely offline

My two favorite movies: This Is Spinal Tap and Zodiac.

Putting it out into the world that I would love to be put in touch with a musicologist knowledgeable in 17thc English Music. I’m doing a project and I’m interested in the relationship the Separatist Puritans had with music, and what music came with them to the American colonies Thanks!

"…and Magda Goebbels made a great strudel.”

Today I have decided that I can laze around freely as long as I do it on the couch instead of in bed. I am an innovator and a life hacker!!!!!!!

So polite

When I was doing my masters degree in Ohio the movie theater nearest to me was like 4 bucks a show so I saw like. Every terrible action movie released between 2014 and 2016. Including, apparently, this thing, which I had fully forgotten until I heard it mentioned on a podcast tonight: